Bucket List item

Pics and Vids or it didn’t happen.

:D

And nicespice gets to check off her "relieve woodstock of 500 dollars" bucketlist item, so it's been an excellent day all around! Twinkies for everyone!

Aaand I got to do a lapdance for Woodstock and heaving simultaneously. Another bucket list item crossed off!

Twinkies!

SJG

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That's you! Lol

@CJKent: "Pics and Vids or it didn’t happen."

Fucking creep.

Spending time with 'spice does sound nice. But Nicole ??? You lost me there Woodstock !

acabana ? For us who are not hip, what's that?

Acabana. Isn't that like the Macarena?

Nicole was the nicest person here. I regret losing contact info

So several random thoughts:

1. I can’t believe it has been freaking 3 years since I last saw Woodstock. Catching up was amazing 🤩

2. Wow! At least at P10, cabana prices have gone waaay down. Club charges $75/half hour and $100/hr+champagne? I’m surprised recent reviews haven’t mentioned that. It was definitely posted about when it was like $150/half hour and $300/hr back then.

3. It’s the first time I ever heard Nightwish played at a club. That was awesome. Also awesome, when Saturday Night Fever was the song that started during lapdances and doing disco dance moves the whole time.

4. Met two guys who wanted to do a dance, but wanted me to dance for them simultaneously. I loved how nonchalant they were and how comfortable they are about their sexuality. I didn’t really know how to dance for two guys at the same time at first, but now that I’ve done it, I have realized that is an awesome idea. Next time I’m at a club and more than one customer is bitching about the dance price being so expensive….I’ll just

round them up so that they in fact can get a discount on their lapdance.

And meanwhile, they can become fast friends and bond over bitching about how expensive lapdances are. I don’t know why I never thought of this before. Usually when I deal with these types, I just walk away. I never thought of possible solutions before. 😋

5. I never expected to have this much fun working at a club in Austin. Back when I lived here, I could only tolerate working nightshifts and not in the suburbs and I had to be in a club that had near 100% turnover every night. Because locals were assholes. But I’ve been pleasantly surprised at how much fun I’ve been having the past three shifts.

Does anyone have any insight to this?

1. Covid + power grid failure terrors knocked humility into people?

2. Enough transplants have moved into Austin and changed the local personalities around here?

3. The requirement that everyone who works at a club has to be 21+ drove away the scumbags?

4. It’s an unusually festive off-week and I just got lucky?

Or any other possible explanation? I was seriously impressed at how much nicer the clientele was. Definitely a lot nicer than how Denver dudes have been acting the past couple months. Ugh

6. The club serves avocado toast and you can play giant jenga on the patio outside. Also, there is a selfie wall now in case you want to put yourself on Instagram. Not my thing, but it looks cool.

Glad you kids all had fun.

Sharing is fun. And it does take a certain amount of confidence for everyone partaking.

Avocado toast is okay. I'd rather have tortilla chips and guacamole lulz

@nicespice

You wrote and I quote:

“Aaand I got to do a lapdance for Woodstock and heaving simultaneously. Another bucket list item crossed off!”

Pics and Vids of the boy, boy, girl lapdance or it didn’t happen.

:D

Good Times, Good Times.

@nicespice

I will play along and answer your question:

Does anyone have any insight to this? Yes

1. Covid + power grid failure terrors knocked humility into people? NO

2. Enough transplants have moved into Austin and changed the local personalities around here? Perhaps

3. The requirement that everyone who works at a club has to be 21+ drove away the scumbags? Yes, Some immature teenagers.

4. It’s an unusually festive off-week and I just got lucky? Both

5. Or any other possible explanation? I was seriously impressed at how much nicer the clientele was. Definitely a lot nicer than how Denver dudes have been acting the past couple months. Ugh? You were in a nice mood and it reflected, Karma. Behave like a gentleman and you will be treated like a gentleman, Behave like a Lady and you will be treated like a Lady.

6. The club serves avocado toast and you can play giant jenga on the patio outside. Also, there is a selfie wall now in case you want to put yourself on Instagram. Not my thing, but it looks cool.? Links to Instagram please.

I am glad you are doing well and seem to be happy.

It’s great the three of you got a cabana and had a good time.

That is a special talent for a dancer - to make a guy laugh - and keep things sexy - at the same time!

I’m glad the Austin scene has become more enjoyable - and cheaper too!

I’m trying to think of logistics with this type of dance? Was there booty grinding on one member - and a titty grind on the other member (of TUSCL). It wasn’t two sausages in one bun - was it? If so, you members are very secure in your sexuality!

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"4. Met two guys who wanted to do a dance, but wanted me to dance for them simultaneously. I loved how nonchalant they were and how comfortable they are about their sexuality. I didn’t really know how to dance for two guys at the same time at first, but now that I’ve done it, I have realized that is an awesome idea. Next time I’m at a club and more than one customer is bitching about the dance price being so expensive….I’ll just round them up so that they in fact can get a discount on their lapdance. "

So you didn't charge them for two dances per song? On the occasions where I've brought sand to the beach, they always charged per person. I would have thought the realization was "I can charge twice as much"

@dolfan That’s really club dependent. (Clubs that take a dance cut it would be more likely be double for two people). The club I was at didn’t, and it was more up to my own discretion. I probably could have insisted on double or 1.5x, but they were amiable and so was I.

That whole thing just gives me ideas because customers at my home club have been trying my patience lately, so now I’m looking forward to trolling the douches who try to get smug and bully my dance prices down (and I’m only charging what’s standard at my club). Sure Chuck and Larry, you only have to pay $20 for your dance. It will just have to have more air because I have to entertain you both at the same time and alternate on laps. If you boys want more contact, then you can just cuddle up!

This is a very nice item to have on your bucket list. ❤️ I enjoyed the warm feelings here. 🥰

Speaking of warm feelings, dipshitscrub gets all warm and fuzzy inside when he finds himself a 2 wall glory hole so he can offer up his mouth and ass simultaneously so in fact he ends up with more inside than just warm and fuzzy. He posted recently that he can be found servicing the glory holes in the porn shops along I-10.

Getting dances with and massaging nicespice was the best thing about joining TUSCL, IMHO. She's a travelling unicorn.

But a shared dance with dude? No thanks.

And no homo!