Stage names

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gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
If you pick the stage name of "Audrey", and you look like an "Audrey", do you have the wrong stage name or the wrong profession?

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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
I like names like that. One of the best stripper hoes I know goes by Hazel and another by Adrie.
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PinkSugarDoll
3 years ago
Some strippers I have met who had very appropriate names:

Top Shelf
The Illustrated (most tatted stripper I have ever seen, Smokin hot)
Luna (every Luna, every club)
Lola (same ^^)
Girl names Jenna at Spyce in Portland who looked exactly like Jenna Jameson in the face
Adora
Rainbow

👍🏼
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skibum609
3 years ago
Names seldom apply to the stripper's appearance. My atf started off as "heaven" and sort of looked the part, but then went to another club and became "Natalie", the least sexy stripper name ever.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
3 years ago
I met an Audrey who was a smokeshow, so I don't mind that name at all. After a while, the population of Lunas, Jasmines, and Spices all blend in together. So, I think it stands out when a dancer uses a relatively normal name as a stage name.
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Cashman1234
3 years ago
When I associate the name Audrey with sex - I think of Audrey Hollander (the porn star). She’s a small redhead who goes the extra mile in terms of anal sex.

But, my tastes are not mainstream.
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IfIGottaBeDamned
3 years ago
If I met a stripper named Audrey, I’d hope she’d resemble Audrey Hepburn, particularly as Holly Golightly.

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Heellover
3 years ago
I was thinking of Audrey Hollander as well!
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shailynn
3 years ago
Strippers

I once met a stripper named Summer in Autumn and her birthday was in April.

A comedian was talking about names one time and he said. “Summer, why would you ever name your daughter Summer? Have you ever met a doctor named Summer? Or an attorney? No the only time I’ve heard Summer in my adult life is COMING NEXT UP ON STAGE, PLEASE WELCOME SUMMER.”
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PinkSugarDoll
3 years ago
I use two names and they are both “regular” names, bc I’m like girl-next-door. 👍🏼
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FishHawk
3 years ago
PSD, I wish you were the girl next door to me😜
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gammanu95
3 years ago
I understand PSD's logic, but it always strikes me as odd when a stripper uses a regular name. Although there are a lot of odd mainstream names, I never met anyone actually names Cinnamon or Maserati. If I'm not getting Heather's real name, then I suppose this isn't her real phone number? What will you tell me next, that she does that with every other guy? That she doesn't get butterflies every time I walk in the club? Haters.
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RTP
3 years ago
I know a stripper who uses Autumn as her stripper name and her real name is Diamond. I think somewhere she got things reversed.
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shadowcat
3 years ago
I know a Diamond who's real name is Makeda.
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Player11
3 years ago
One dancer stage name I thought hot was this gal in Orange city club. It was Pussy West.
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MaxMaxima
3 years ago
Don't forget the car brands, Lexus, Mercedes, Bentley. I even met a "Chevette" once which seemed like a really poor choice though she wasn't bad looking and gave a great dance!
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psycho_trick
3 years ago
One has changed names 3 times in 6 months. I thought she had a great brand going with the first. She's beautiful, a natural PL magnet, fun in the VIP. When I asked why she said she just didn't feel like a [whatever] anymore.
Another started with Mary, but asked PLs what name would suit her, and changed it when she got 2 of the same ideas. Really cool girl.

Personally I'd rather give them numbers, preferably weight, and hire an auctioneer to DJ.
Heybidderbidderbidderbidderhey.

Dats ha we rollz en Iowuh.






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goldmongerATL
3 years ago
I saw a girl that had a beer belly and was probably 6 foot and 200 pounds who went by Pixie.
In contrast, I met a tiny little spinner named Amazon (because that is where she did all her shopping).
The most inappropriate stripper name IMHO is Chastity.

I had one tell me some name and she added "because they won't let me use Cunt"
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wallanon
3 years ago
"The most inappropriate stripper name IMHO is Chastity."

Two of the strangest weeks I've ever had (and the reason I was hours late to a TUSCL meetup) was because of a stripper called Chastity.
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Cashman1234
3 years ago
goldmongerATL - that’s the kind of girl I would take for dances - one who wants to use the stage name of c*nt!
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bluejacketsguy
3 years ago
That depends on how good of a stripper you are lol
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psycho_trick
3 years ago
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goldmongerATL
3 years ago
My snappy comeback should have been "Because that's what you are in VIP or that's what you're gonna use?"
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Jascoi
3 years ago
at least Audrey is not Aubrey.
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Dave_Anderson
3 years ago
Natalie is a hot name. Audrey is not.
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BrotherFogHorn
3 years ago
My stage name is da sound of the HORNS!!! Let the horns of rath bring the smell of judgement!!!
FRRRRRRTTTTTT
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