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If you pick the stage name of "Audrey", and you look like an "Audrey", do you have the wrong stage name or the wrong profession?

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Icee Loco (asshole)

I like names like that. One of the best stripper hoes I know goes by Hazel and another by Adrie.

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PinkSugarDoll

Some strippers I have met who had very appropriate names:

Top Shelf

The Illustrated (most tatted stripper I have ever seen, Smokin hot)

Luna (every Luna, every club)

Lola (same ^^)

Girl names Jenna at Spyce in Portland who looked exactly like Jenna Jameson in the face

Adora

Rainbow

👍🏼

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skibum609

Names seldom apply to the stripper's appearance. My atf started off as "heaven" and sort of looked the part, but then went to another club and became "Natalie", the least sexy stripper name ever.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

I met an Audrey who was a smokeshow, so I don't mind that name at all. After a while, the population of Lunas, Jasmines, and Spices all blend in together. So, I think it stands out when a dancer uses a relatively normal name as a stage name.

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Cashman1234

When I associate the name Audrey with sex - I think of Audrey Hollander (the porn star). She’s a small redhead who goes the extra mile in terms of anal sex.

But, my tastes are not mainstream.

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Heellover

I was thinking of Audrey Hollander as well!

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shailynn

Strippers

I once met a stripper named Summer in Autumn and her birthday was in April.

A comedian was talking about names one time and he said. “Summer, why would you ever name your daughter Summer? Have you ever met a doctor named Summer? Or an attorney? No the only time I’ve heard Summer in my adult life is COMING NEXT UP ON STAGE, PLEASE WELCOME SUMMER.”

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PinkSugarDoll

I use two names and they are both “regular” names, bc I’m like girl-next-door. 👍🏼

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FishHawk

PSD, I wish you were the girl next door to me😜

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gammanu95

I understand PSD's logic, but it always strikes me as odd when a stripper uses a regular name. Although there are a lot of odd mainstream names, I never met anyone actually names Cinnamon or Maserati. If I'm not getting Heather's real name, then I suppose this isn't her real phone number? What will you tell me next, that she does that with every other guy? That she doesn't get butterflies every time I walk in the club? Haters.

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RTP

I know a stripper who uses Autumn as her stripper name and her real name is Diamond. I think somewhere she got things reversed.

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shadowcat

I know a Diamond who's real name is Makeda.

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Player11

One dancer stage name I thought hot was this gal in Orange city club. It was Pussy West.

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MaxMaxima

Don't forget the car brands, Lexus, Mercedes, Bentley. I even met a "Chevette" once which seemed like a really poor choice though she wasn't bad looking and gave a great dance!

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psycho_trick

One has changed names 3 times in 6 months. I thought she had a great brand going with the first. She's beautiful, a natural PL magnet, fun in the VIP. When I asked why she said she just didn't feel like a [whatever] anymore.

Another started with Mary, but asked PLs what name would suit her, and changed it when she got 2 of the same ideas. Really cool girl.

Personally I'd rather give them numbers, preferably weight, and hire an auctioneer to DJ.

Heybidderbidderbidderbidderhey.

Dats ha we rollz en Iowuh.

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goldmongerATL

I saw a girl that had a beer belly and was probably 6 foot and 200 pounds who went by Pixie.

In contrast, I met a tiny little spinner named Amazon (because that is where she did all her shopping).

The most inappropriate stripper name IMHO is Chastity.

I had one tell me some name and she added "because they won't let me use Cunt"

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wallanon

"The most inappropriate stripper name IMHO is Chastity."

Two of the strangest weeks I've ever had (and the reason I was hours late to a TUSCL meetup) was because of a stripper called Chastity.

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Cashman1234

goldmongerATL - that’s the kind of girl I would take for dances - one who wants to use the stage name of c*nt!

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bluejacketsguy

That depends on how good of a stripper you are lol

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goldmongerATL

My snappy comeback should have been "Because that's what you are in VIP or that's what you're gonna use?"

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Jascoi

at least Audrey is not Aubrey.

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Dave_Anderson

Natalie is a hot name. Audrey is not.

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BrotherFogHorn

My stage name is da sound of the HORNS!!! Let the horns of rath bring the smell of judgement!!!

FRRRRRRTTTTTT

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