Two Visits: One Winner, One Loser (and New ROB Alert)

LOCATION (unchanged)

Club Desire is very accessible from I-95, located almost under an overpass. While the area is more industrial, I felt safe entering and exiting the locale. Parking lot is ample and spacious, but fills up quickly. There’s a metal detector on the way in; this is where the bouncer once touched desertscrub on his tiny little pee pee and made it stand up, leaving him confused as to whether or not he was a real man.

LAYOUT (unchanged)

As you walk in, from the left clockwise you see: the VIP area, the restrooms, the main stage, the side stage, and two bars. It's on the smaller side but never felt overcrowded. It’s been redecorated with chandeliers/sconces with electric candles, lending it a nice strip club gaudiness. Out back right is the smoking porch and a grill area in the summer. Bathroom is cramped but passable. The toilet seat isn’t anchored to the toilet, forcing you to brace with both legs to take a dump. Desire management, please fix this. Scrub, please call this a club ad if you have a small penis.