If your favorite dancer is the type that idolizes the Kardashians you should offer to help them follow the medical advice Kourtney Kardashian recently received.
Kourtney Kardashian says a doctor told her to drink semen 4 times a week to improve her health.
Along those lines, as a teen, I told my GFs that nut was a natural teeth whitener. (Who am I kidding- I still do.) After my Red Rodeo fetish took over, the spiel turned into intense fucking on the rag shortening their periods/cramps by working the gunk out faster.
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That is a doctor that deserves to be published. Get the news out.