Sugars-A Pervs Paradise

This isn’t going to be one of those bullshit reviews. If you’re going to a Seattle strip club you’re going for one reason-to perv on naked chicks. No one gives a fuck about the decor, the cover, or the drinks. Sugars is a club that guys in town like to hate on, but rest assured this is now within the top three strip clubs in town-almost tied with Pandoras, above Kittens at this point. Pretty much anything guys in town will hold against it are exactly what makes it worth going too. There’s three major reasons for this-location, the girls, and the institutional culture the owners bring to the club.

Let’s start with the neighborhood. Aurora is a seedy, out-of-the-way area know for vice. If you a perv looking to hit up a strip club, this is the type of area you’ll want to go to. Chances of running into a coworker, a friend, or anyone else you wouldn’t want knowing you’re a perv go way down in this area. Same with Kittens, which always gets the bad rap for being in a industrial area of town. Find a low-key place to park, slip in, and slip out.

Now for the girls. Any strip club veteran in town knows to avoid “high end” strippers like the plague. The more ratchet, ghetto, and easier the stripper is the better your experience is going to be. Can’t tell you how much money I’ve wasted over the years on “classy” strippers who upsell you for VIP which ends up being a worse version of your typical lapdance. Case in point for this would be Sinrock (lol). The girls here aren’t the prettiest, but if you’re someone who frequents the Seattle strip club scene, that doesn’t matter to you, because you’re a perv. All that matters to you is that these girls will get naked fast and please you. And they never disappoint.

I walk in and see the lovely (lol not) V naked on stage. A little overweight but I could tell she was easy just by looking at her. I sit back on a couch near the stage and she heads over. I ask what’s on the menu and like what I hear. We head back to the LDA and the bra and panties come off before the next song starts. More touch and feel than dance. I fondle her sagging tits and she sticks her lower package in my face. At this point I’m rock hard and she grabs on it ( my pants are still on) like the easy ghetto chick that she is. I go back to cool down and immediately get hit up by a skinny AA who claims that she’s 20. Had seen the goods when she was on stage earlier and was sold already. The bra and panties come off before the song begins and it’s touch and feel again. I start fondling her firm little tits as she twerks on my uh, lap. She turns around and I start slapping that little ass. The little shaved pussy topped it off. Like before she reaches down for my goods with my pants on. Yeah, this was the ratchet ghetto freak I needed. Now I’m looking for something really good before I head out. I find what I’m looking for in Bianca. She’s tall, jet black haired, and actually looks classy and pretty unlike the other chicks there. I perv on her as she shows the goods on-stage (toss a couple fives). She heads over and sells me on VIP. Turns out the class is a facade. We start VIP and she turns into the biggest ghetto slut you’ll find. I leave the VIP winded but satisfied.

As far as the people who run the place, it’s pretty much just a couple of pervs who don’t give a fuck. Girls here do what they want. Completely different from Kittens where you might actually have to watch yourself occasionally. If a bouncer here sees you fondling one of the girls they might actually join in on the fun (lol). So if you go in, just know that the guy who is supposed to be in charge is probably a bigger perv than you.