Probably Last in the List of Clubs in the Area

I was in the area a couple months ago and was headed to Bare Assets and noticed this club as I was driving by. I was back in town recently and decided to check it out.

The outside of the club is more worn out than Desert Scrub's mom. It's definitely seen better days. Parking lot is dark but I never felt unsafe. I entered the club and there was what looked like a small stand for an attendant to take a cover charge but nobody was there. I noticed about 15 minutes after I had already arrived that an older woman took a seat at the stand. There may have been a cover but the lady wasn't at her stand to collect it so I got in for free. Which is good, because I didn't stay long. As you enter you'll notice the ceilings are very low which makes the place feel small. There's a stage to the right surrounded by chairs. The stage also has a big metal ring about the size of a hula hoop for the dancers to use as a performance prop but none of the dancers used it while I was there. There's a couple TVs hanging up as well but the layout of the place is very clunky. Things just look to be crammed wherever they could find room. There looked to be about 6 or 7 dancers there. AA, White and Latina. 2 of the dancers would be considered passable. One was occupied with a PL at the bar. My initial gut told me to just walk away but I decided to have one beer and see what happened. I grabbed a $6 Corona took a seat and was almost immediately approached by the other passable dancer. A Cuban 7 with a great natural ass and decent tits. Her English was rough but she was able to communicate to me that she was only there 3 weeks so far. Meanwhile, the dancers on the stage were doing the typical 3 dance rotation. I learned that this club is actually in Hillsborough County so they can't be full nude and serve liquor. Dancers would get topless only. The Cuban I was talking to offered a 15 minute session for $100. I told her I wasn't quite ready as I just sat down and at that moment she got called to the stage. On the night I was there there were 2 PLs at the stage tipping a couple bucks and then just molesting the stage dancers. I had decided at that point I was just going to slam my beer and get out of there. I just really didn't like the vibe. The only way I could describe it was that it was very "crystal meth-ish". It just wasn't what I look for in a club. I'll admit, it could have been the particular evening but for me, I'll go 2 more miles down the road to Bare Assets.