Gentlemen's Gold Club
5801 Pulaski Hwy Baltimore, MD 21205

Old School or just Old, that is the question

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Hank Moody
May 31, 2022, 3:12 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

This club has been sliding down for a few years now. They are having trouble getting dancers and the club schedule sometimes has less than 5 girls listed. Making matters worse, the place is YUUUUGE, which accentuates the lack of girls and customers. Two of the better promotions they run are $20 dances (usually $30) on Wednesdays and a quarterly ‘Stimulus Day’ which they advertise as $100 for your first 30 min room. That doesn’t include a dancer tip, but back in the day, it used to be about $100, making it a very good price with the right girl. Prices vary by dancer, but non Stimulus pricing is usually something like $350 for 30. The schedule always shows way more dancers on Wednesdays and Stimulus Days. My 8 rating for value applies only to Wednesdays and Stimulus Days, Otherwise, it’s a 6.

I was able to stop by on a Wednesday recently. I hadn’t eaten, so grabbed a pit beef sandwich at Chaps, the famous Baltimore joint that shares the parking lot with GGC. Guy Fieri and his Camaro did a DD&D show here. After finishing my sandwich I headed inside. I walked through the metal detector which sounded its horn to alert everyone to my presence. No bouncer came out as there’s no cover in the afternoon and I don’t look like much of a threat apparently.

Taking a seat at the bar, I got a corona for $10 plus tip. Ouch. The club was busier than I’d seen it on other days/nights so that was good. Dancers were mostly pretty hot. Queen (hot light skinned black girl) stood out. I watched the show for a while and was eventually approached by a a dancer who wasn’t necessarily my type but she kept rubbing her tits on me and popped out a nipple and asked me what I thought. I completely told the truth. She had really nice pink popping nipples and I was becoming more interested. The bartender asked a couple of times if I wanted another drink (my beer was still 1/3 full). This is part of the hustle where you pay $15 for dancer drinks. My dancer was nearing the end of her shift and she was continuing to work me over with her tits and her hands had started roaming as well. She wasn’t asking for a drink so I dodged that expense. At $20 a dance and after her effective ‘sales pitch’ I asked to do some dances. The $20 room is open and can fit maybe 8 couples though there are rarely more than 2-4 at a time. There are cameras but I’ve been with girls who give HM but legal dances and others who gave surprisingly risky extras. Today’s dance fell into the latter category. We warmed up and both of us got into it and there was a lot of exploration being done. I ended it after 4 dances and headed back to the bar.

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