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Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

It is spring .... time to Play Ball !!

I had read that Cricket was offering "ballpark food" during the Tigers Home Opener. As always, nice free parking off the side street. No day-shift cover, $2 coat check fee. Arrived about 1:15. 25 or so patrons.…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Slow Sunday night

I came on a Sunday night and parked in the free lot by the building. The two guys outside told me they only had three girls. I went inside anyway. Very dead vibe with…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Fun time with two excellent VIPs in the same day

I made two visits. One on a Monday afternoon and the second several hours later that night. Parking is free and no cover during the day. Drinks were in the $6-8 range for beers and $10-15…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Second visit not as fun as the first

I came here on.a Monday afternoon. I got the last spot in the small parking lot. No cover charge at that time of day. This was my second visit with the first being earlier…

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Taboo Lounge Shooting

Is this a strip club? With a name like that, if it isn’t a strip club, it should be https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/iowa/articles/2022-04-10/two-dead-10-hurt-in-cedar-rapids-night-club-shooting

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Swing and a miss

It was a Sunday evening, March 26th around 8 in the evening. Everyone maskless and the place looks renovated - new furniture, new lights and from the looks of it new women. As a…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Dances with a Newbie

I was passing though JAX on my way to somewhere else, and planned my trip so I could make brief afternoon stops at each of the only two nude clubs in town – the Doll…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

A Pleasant Afternoon Stop

I was passing though JAX on my way to somewhere else, and planned my trip so I could make brief afternoon stops at each of the only two nude clubs in town – the Doll…

The Red Room

Port Richey, Florida

Cute Bartender

Had to make an overnight trip from north Florida to SW Florida and back the next day. I’ve visited many of the clubs in Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater before, but never in Pasco County, so I made…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Kind of a Bust

Had to make an overnight trip from north Florida to SW Florida and back the next day. I’ve visited many of the clubs in Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater before, but never in Pasco County, so I made…

Club Omaha

Omaha, Nebraska

Likely the best option in limited Omaha

This place has a couple recent reviews but I'll add mine. The club is basically an empty room with curtain partitions. Entry is 20 with a stamp for reentry. It's byob but there is free…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

Dark and Dingy

Had to make an overnight trip from north Florida to SW Florida and back the next day. I’ve visited many of the clubs in Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater before, but never in Pasco County, so I made…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

oh it's dirty

Hey DScrub this is not a shill review. I am real. Check my receipts This place sucks but good chance you'll leave a few ounces lighter. Saturday night after a Twins game and I was the only…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

2 girls and no fun to be had

Was in the area and had visited long ago. Trying to recreate some find memories of the place I went back around 8p.m. on a Thursday. Club entry was $7 then there's a 1 drink beer…

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Hey, Remember This Loser?

https://tuscl.net/member.php?id=145119 Yeah good old zipman. The former laughing stock and living breathing joke of TUSCL! dougster called him zipperhead among other names. The original DrPhil called him zipperhead too and probably is the guy that coined that name. Tittyfag called…

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Do strippers/escorts have professional jobs? What do they look for in LTR’s?

Is it easy for strippers or escorts to find middle class or reasonably well off men to marry? Or are they usually the breadwinners in their relationships I’d imagine their career choice may be a dealbreaker for many men?…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Miss Cuba

Had to make an overnight trip from north Florida to SW Florida and back the next day. I’ve visited many of the clubs in Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater before, but never in Pasco County, so I made…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

The Good: It's a Brand New Booby Trap. The Bad: It's now more like a Booby Trap

Changes in work & home have drastically affected my ability to club. After over two years I finally got the chance and I went to two of my faves Cheetah Hallandale & Tootsies on a…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Shakedown Monday.

Being in town for business, I always knew to head up to this area of ATL for fun, this wasn’t a fun trip. I pulled up for the compulsory valet parking. I don’t see the…

Expose

San Diego, California

Expose" exposed Thursday afternoon

I visited Expose’ on Thursday afternoon April 7, 2022 from about 4 to 5:30. The club is on Kearny Villa Rd which runs parallel to and just east of the 163 freeway. The…

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Timeframe for strippers, what do they do after retiring?

Do they stop stripping in their 40s or just whenever they start losing their looks? What do they do after retiring, settle down and marry? I think some may go into escorting or other sex work if they still look…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

First Time in Columbia area

Had an hour to burn before the airport, so I figured I would stop by to see the daytime dancers. The club was about 10 minutes from the airport, GPS directions worked fine, free parking…

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One of icey's minions?

The only thing missing is drugs. Sick fuck! https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/16-year-old-student-accused-of-battering-sexually-assaulting-teacher-identified/ar-AAW2OO9?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=071b5e8cc1074b8caa15f00a58b4dd0b

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OTC but only private dances or dates?

This dancer says she does otc but its only private dances at a hotel or somewhere else, no sex involved. And she doesnt like going to guys houses. She claims guys pay her just for her to accompany them on dates…

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Free Lunches at Clubs in Miami/Pompano Beach Area?

I know the Booby Trap clubs use to give free lunches but I thought I read they cut this back to Monday through Thursday. Anyone know if this is the case? Nothing on the weekends? What about…

Flash Dancer Orlando

Orlando, Florida

A Little Flash

Well I used to come here once a month or so before the bug, I knew some of the dancers personally. Since then they have moved on and so have I. The place hasn't changed…

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Professionalism and strippers is just not a sexy combo

Before you even start, the other end of the spectrum; ghetto, ratchet, ROB, is even worse granted, yes not arguing that but on this end it's nothing to write home about either. Professional Stripper: Doesn't talk about personal life at…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

Billy Squire

Reveaah, MA. Friday night, just past midnight. Like 10 minutes from downtown Boston. I had enlisted the help of some drunk guy to serve as my squire to sort of fit the theme, you know…

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Chick-fil-a

I am probably one of the last persons on earth to get a meal from Chick-fil-A But I recently finally had a sandwich when I was traveling out of town. I don’t get the hype.…

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Breaking NEWS!!!!

Everyone that chooses to can post on TUSCL tomorrow/Sunday except for one doofus. Can you guess who that is? LMAO

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Alexander The Great...would not have come here

Stoughton, MA. Friday night. Drive up parking lot way in the back. Walk in the through the side. Door girl and security guy at a table. Cover $10. Show ID. Empty pockets and get wanded…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Disappointed

Stopped by Bucks on Wednesday at about 5:30 PM after work. Not many cars in the parking lot. Went in and there is a girl at the door. I asked her what she needed and…

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I found skibum609 in youtube

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TdzMQs7cEs0 Look at him. He (or nonbinary) is a woke screaming little! These gen z are a bunch if crybaby idiots these days. Back in my day we were tough because we had to worry about the draft, and pussy was…

Exposé

San Diego, California

Short side trip in San Diego

I had a few hours to kill while staying in Downtown San Diego on a Friday evening. I have never been to a SS stripclub so I picked this place based on proximity - it’s…

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How to Start a FIAT

Our younger members need to hear this because they have never driven carbureted cars, much less ones where you have control of the choke. So you sit down and check the mirrors and fasten you seat belt. Push the accelerator pedal to…

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What song do you play????????

It is a beautiful day with bright sunshine and a blue sky. Perfect for the pool party you're hosting in your backyard. Thirty people and it is a diverse group musically, with an age range of 21-71.…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

C-Mowe's an improvement.

It's been four years since I've been able to get to Washington Park. I did a two-day tour. This is my second review. In the past, C-Mowes has always been hit or miss, mostly miss.…

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Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Dwayne Haskins has died, team says

Drafted in 2019 was a backup to Ben Rothlisberger last season, guy was 24 years old , they haven't announced a cause of death as of yet, this is a sad story, guy was a Heisman trophy candidate from OSU…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Ehhhh

We went there this past Saturday. First time me and my husband went there they clearly didn’t want me to go in cause they charged me 40 dollars, they said that was the charge for…

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Stripper says she was paid to hold man’s hand as he napped

Sounds legit. https://www.dailydot.com/irl/stripper-paid-to-hold-hands-tiktok/

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Females as shift managers.

I just found out that one of the house moms at my favorite club is now going to be the day shift manager 2 days a week. I have to wonder how this will work out. Will she be less…

Peaches of Atlanta

Atlanta, Georgia

A Slow Start to a Friday Night

It had been almost a year since I’ve done a nightshift visit to a club. I prefer clubs that are little more laidback and lowkey. I was headed to Seduction/Shayk’s, but found that it was…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

Great Spot if Pompano is Too Far

Playmates is a medium/small SC located in southwestern Miami near Coral Gables, in a mostly industrial area. There’s a “VIP” valet parking lot right in front of the SC, but it is an absolute rip…

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Let us help Mr Dave Anderson become like MarkTheGoldfish

I am worried about Mr. Anderson’s mental health. I think we need to do an intervention. Many of you have no doubt watched the show on the Apple TV about Mr. Ted Lasso, in which the titular character asserts that the…

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What lasts forever?

Everything ends, the world dissolves, but glitter lasts forever. Double that on carpeting.

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Hobby Bucket List - Are You There Yet?

I don't feel like rummaging around for the old threads on this. There's an ultimate Hefner-level line item of mine that isn't achievable without a lot of luck, but otherwise I'm down to one maybe two. For you guys who…

Villa Theatre

Montclair, California

Worth it

Passed this place a few times finally got a chance to check it out, I went on a Tuesday night around 8:30-9. Place was pretty empty except for 1 or 2 customers..after I paid the…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Good Experience for a Bachelor party, not sure its a great usual spot

Showed up on a Saturday at 10p. I was going for a buddy bachelor party. He wasn't much of a strip club guy, but wanted to go and do it up. We…

Club 10 Gentlemens Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Pleasantly Surprised

Stopped by Club 10 on a Saturday night. I had been here before a few times and had an idea what I was in for. Small club across the street from Sammy's but…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

Give it a shot

Haven't been to too many clubs yet, but I like this one. I went around midnight and stayed for a couple of hours. The stage action is fully nude and the girls are…

Grandview Gentlemen's Club

Covington Township, Pennsylvania

Grandview is still good but missing some stars

Went to the GrandView for the first time since rona hit. The place inside is the same. Went this past Saturday night at 1130. Place was packed which as encouraging and there were about 20…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Back but Different

This review is really an amalgamation of 3-4 visits, all Mon-Fri around 2PM. First the club, nice. Lots of easy free parking. $10 cover. Clean, adequate seating during the day. 2 stages going pretty much at…

The Red Leopard

Satellite Beach, Florida

Just a short stop off visit with no excitement

Made another trip to the Red Leopard on Thursday, April 7, 2022 arriving at 6:30pm. Club Description: Same as my last visit in March. No changes what so ever. Keep in…

Diamond Dolls

Syracuse, New York

Post Pandemic, Diamond Dolls has upgraded some ... but still the same Syracuse Talent

The owners of Diamond Dolls have apparently used the time during the pandemic to do a lot of work in the place. From the time I pulled into the parking lot to the time…

Politics

Dems going all in on sex changes for children, truly bizzare

Whatever you think of sex changes for children, the Democrats and Biden administration support for this is truly off the wall. The hyperbole in their statements in support of it and attacks on anyone questioning it, a view that…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Hot Latinas!

I'd read about Keepers here on TUSCL. I sometimes find myself driving through Milford and figured I would get off the highway and give it a try. The club is in a strip…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Thursday Evening Trip

Haven't been to a club in years. was in town visiting so decided to hit cheetahs as it seemed to be the best in SD. Went on thursday night at around 8pm. parking was easy.…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

An "A" for design, and a "D" for execution.

Mile High now fully rebranded as Scarlett's, PT's sold the clubs. First, cover is now $15, but no wristband charge to go to private room, so that's a wash I guess. The increased cover may…

Source Du Sexe

Dollard-des-Ormeaux, Quebec

Best spot in the west island

Small club in the west island. Reopened recently due to covid. Club can fit about 50 guests. Private dance facilities are on the main floor and covered with a curtain that is somewhat see-through. There…

PT's All Nude II

Denver, Colorado

The site of the old PT’s strip club on Colfax will house an affordable housing…

… complex that will include childcare https://denverite.com/2022/04/07/the-site-of-the-old-pts-strip-club-on-colfax-will-house-an-affordable-housing-complex-that-will-include-childcare/?fbclid=IwAR2b2otBU-NjX29zhnM-h6vOJFQkav7TQ60o-ibeR_twTv2fFxDVPTEvncQ

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FYI we all look alike

My black fav says she has a hard time keeping older white guys as regulars, cause we all look alike to her.

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

From PO to 19th and then...?

So I decided to drop in after my visit at PO since this is on the way. Same ol' look and feel. lots of parking, slightly bigger than PO but just about the same feel.…

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Floriduh lesbos at it again.

TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — A St. Petersburg woman was arrested for domestic battery after she allegedly scratched her girlfriend in the face with the couple’s cat, according to an affidavit. Police said things escalated after Susan Freudenthal, 53, and her girlfriend…

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when your lawnmower won't start . . .

The Mighty Quinn knows which stripper to call: https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=384427

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City and State Registration

Do we need to register wherever we dance? Just had to register in Seattle. Is this required in Florida and Texas as well?

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Short visit but back to normal

I stopped in after passing by the airport to get a quick break before heading home. There's plenty of parking here but I've seen it at night on Friday and Saturday when the other facilities…

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Murder For Hire - Paid for by Bitcoin

A website on the dark web for years run as a murder for hire has finally been taken down. It was well know for being a scam, but people still paid thousands in Bitcoin, and many of you said…

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Disneyfying TUSCL

Idk, but it seems lately that someone is hell bent on Disneyfying this site. We have a ream of new accounts mixed with a smattering of older ones who continue to push odd messaging through the following (and other…

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Taking Viagra ended up with penis amputated and other stories.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/health/mens-health-and-fitness/15875717/viagra-sex-priapism-broken-penis-erections/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link I agree with Hugh Hefner.

Spearmint Rhino

San Jose, California

Free Wednesdays are JUST ok

Got off work and decided to check out Rhino on a Wednesday, figured I'd go since hump-days are free cover before 11pm. Got their around 9:30ish to a very bare place, went straight to the…

Centrefold Lounge

Melbourne, Victoria

Girls were great but the booze was extremely slow to kick in

Pros: - Girls were beautiful, even bartenders and the girl at the entrance (damn she resembles snow white but with red hairs) - Girls did a good job, easy to chat, very cute, weren't pushy at all.…

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OnlyFans model Courtney Clenney stabs boyfriend to death

It's time to reconsider dating OnlyFans models. https://nypost.com/2022/04/08/onlyfans-model-courtney-clenney-fatally-stabs-boyfriend-christian-obumseli-in-florida-apartment/?utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_source=sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20220408&lctg=607d87f8cd30447577b9bb22&utm_term=NYP%20-%20Morning%20Report

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Bank Robber Arrested in Strip Club

That's the logical place to look. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obwENireaXo

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

2nd Stop of the Night Delivered

After striking out at Dancer Royale I tried Lido and boy am I glad I did. Self Parked in the back of the club and had top walk around to find the front…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

First time, but hoping to return soon

The club is dimly lit with dark purple lighting and carpeting. There’s plenty of space available. Parking is tough. We came late Friday night. Lap dances are $30 per song. VIP private rooms available for…

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What's wrong with this picture?

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1512201820483031054

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Mediocre but affordable

9:30PM on a Saturday, earlier than I usually visit clubs. No idea about parking since I walked from a nearby hotel (in true PL fashion, I try to get hotels walking distance from SCs). To…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Local bar, cheap drinks, good times

I've been a frequent visitor over the years and this is one of regular goto spot. Bar is a dive in a safe residential neighborhood. Drinks are reasonably priced. The girls are hit or miss, depending…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Perfect 10 daytime was a lot of fun

Went into the club around 11:30, so shortly after they opened. There was no cover yet, I think cover may start at 12 because they also don't have any dancers on stage until 12 either.…

Tijuana

Meeting outside the venue

Has anyone met up with a girl outside of the venue? I met a girl at Adelitas a while back. After getting with her a couple times, she gave me her real name and contact info. We’ve been chatting ever…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

Very meh first visit, likely won't return

TL;DR at the bottom. Location: Way way west valley, definitely not worth a trip out unless you live in the WV already Club details: Solitary building off Glendale Ave, can't miss it on the left side if…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Nice hotties, decent value for Chicago

Visited Club 390 on a weekday evening for the the first time. Parking is still free, pretty well light lot. Cover was $10-15, can’t remember exactly. I think $10 during the week and…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Little Sumthang on a Saturday

Popped in early Saturday afternoon. Looked like another new waitress was working. Kind of cute with full body suit. There were not many guys there. After she got me into the club and my…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

1st Visit since 2019

Haven’t visited this place since 2019 . Some things have changed, and some are the same. Upon entering, I paid $50- $25 for door fee and $25 for VIP area (i.e., completely nude…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Multiple Visits Over Two Afternoons

Visited Curves on a Tuesday and Wednesday afternoon. I have never been to a club in this area before and didn't know what to expect. When you walk in, you are stopped at…

The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)

Ronkonkoma, New York

Sometimes there's a diamond in the rough, but boy is the rough rough

I had the day off and found myself at The Landing Strip on a Monday afternoon. When I walked in I was the only patron there, the bartender was nowhere to be found. There was…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Boom or Bust potential

*First time reviewing Dream Girls and it's a club not many patrons visit. My review is going to be long. Arrived later on a Friday night because previous reviews explain it doesn't pick up until later.…

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Who is the most famous member of the website?

I just recently joined the ultimate strip club list. Is it shadowcat?

Green Door

Las Vegas, Nevada

A Dancer's Review as a Patron

A Woman's Review: For context, I was looking for a place to be publicly kinky where I could safely be sexy in public. Been here twice (both in 2018) for my personal enjoyment both with…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Good experience

The place was in a good area not too far from Broadway and just a short ride from the bars. Looked like your average club from the outside. Loved the byob, helped to avoid spending…

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[OT] People will, very soon, be able to pay for things over the Bitcoin network

In the coming months, people will be able to pay for goods and services at some of the largest retailers and vendors in the world, within the jurisdiction of the United States, over the Bitcoin Lightning Network. Most people use credit…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Still a good value, although a bit less mileage

Stopped by early evening two Saturdays ago. It was before shift change, so parking was free, and cover was just $5. That's hard to beat! After a pat down, I went past the main stage…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

DR has Improved over last year

But, we all know the upgrade in interior and owner change resulted in a downgrade in experience. Since the changes last year I was pretty much down but, yesterday about 4:30, found myself with time and…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Day shift not bad

Decided to check this place out again after a long break. Came in around 4:30 on a wednesday. I have an FD blue card so no entrance fee, I think it’s 10-20 usually. Coat check…

Club 21Twenty

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

'Of Hustlers & Edibles

This should go without saying, but NEVER go to the strip club on edibles. Every dancer becomes a ROB if they catch you slipping at least. It's a habit I picked up late last year…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Maybe my last visit, time will tell

The layout has been addressed in nearly every previous review and has not changed. Security is the same, scanner and wand if you beep. Drinks are average price, $5-7 for beer, $8-10 for mix drinks.…

Politics

American Reboot

American Reboot: An Idealist's Guide to Getting Big Things Done by Will Hurd https://www.amazon.com/American-Reboot-Idealists-Getting-Things-ebook/dp/B098439R6X Interviewed in the Newshour https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd-6tNEITj0 SJG

Star Garden

North Hollywood, California

North Hollywood exotic dancers walk off job to protest unsafe work environment

https://www.foxla.com/news/north-hollywood-exotic-dancers-walk-off-job-to-protest-unsafe-work-environment.amp https://www.change.org/p/star-garden-petition-for-jobs-and-safety?fbclid=IwAR3dJ5xhwXnR_Whk4x4Csq9IGo0Bs-s-xsNHQgmg_xlJ8DKQdDBeLY_daOc Interesting stuff here. Idk how I feel about this. Granted, this is California and a lot of clubs make dancers employees anyways. So they might as well unionize and fight for their rights after the clubs out there used the…

Politics

There's thousands of genders and pronouns

And that's OK! We're going to learn and take it step by step, day by day. Together we'll figure out when it's best to transition your three year old and find how soon we can get him in for surgery.…

Dreams

Tampa, Florida

Has a certain je nai sais quoi to it

I had wanted to be the first to review Velvet Panther, but it looked closed. Natural follow-on choices were this place and Scarlett's; I decided on a whim to try here since it hasn't been…

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founder.... another wish list...

on a review and articles we really need to have the same ‘like/dislike’ options similar to the ones offered for comments.

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

Exit Stage Left

Great Meadows, NJ. Really out the fucking boonies of Jersey. Wednesday night. As I drove to the place there was a police car posted up not to far from here so just be aware to…

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

Bare Cupboard

Newton, NJ. I just came from Stage Dolls and I thought was out there, this one really out in the woods. I think I might have seen big foot and the jersey devil coming here.…

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Dancers fishing for compliments.

I hear it a lot. Do you like my hair this way or do you like my new outfit, etc? If she is hot, my usual response is "I'd fuck ya". That at least gets a smile.

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Four club tour. BT's was the winner!

Brief background: I had a "window of opportunity" on a Friday afternoon to find a "spinner" for some adult entertainment. First stop was Landing Strip around 4:30 PM. I parked my own…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

At Club 15 in Lake Hopatcong trying to get a stripper to Hoponmydong

Lake Hopatcong, NJ. Wednesday night at midnight. Plenty of parking, parked in front. Walk in, no cover, no nothing, sit at the bar. Layout is left side, rectangle bar with stage inside. One girl up…

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Girl in an Evening Suit

What do you think about this outfit? Too much? https://www.instagram.com/reel/CaHEWNlID4i/?utm_medium=copy_link

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Unicorn Visit Maybe?

Same Old same old as far as the layout and initial experience. Dark as hell inside, small round dirty ass tables, chewing gum stuck to the floor. $16 to get in, and they tax you…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Not like it used to be.

It’s been a while since I’ve been here. The good news is that this place is still open. Bad news is that it hasn’t changed much. Same old creaky chairs at the bar, same decor,…

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If I Bring a Tranny and a Girl to VIP Am I Gay?

Serious question here guys. The stripper who I suspect may be a post op trannny has me growing on me. Stop chuckling..... I feel very uncomfortable so I think I may ask her friend to join me in the…

Night Before Lounge

Lincoln, Nebraska

Average night out at the club

Pretty standard club in a quiet part of downtown. From the outside, it seems pretty unassuming, with only the neon sign of a dancing girl to let you know this is in fact a strip…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Padawan Run of Baby Dolls - Left Satisfied

Hey gentlemen! This is my first review. I’m relatively new to this space, only been to Baby Dolls out in Dallas and Scores out in Vegas (btw fuck Vegas prices). Throughout the review I may…

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我们需要更多令人愉快的动物张贴在这里

Title says it all!

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Mr. TheeOSU why are you imitating the real TheOSU?

Are you trying to tarnish the name of a beloved former poster? That’s kind of fucked up Mr. OSU. The real TheOSU claimed he was valedictorian and an inspiration for great Buckeye victories. Now you have tried to imitate that…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Quick and easy DD

Thanks to all the reviews here. DD didn't disappoint. Reached around 10pm on Wednesday night. Parking lot was almost full. Paid the parking guy 5 (there was a board saying $5 at night and $2 during…

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Strip Club For Sale in Cheektowaga, New York

Story and photos: https://wyrk.com/strip-club-for-sale-in-cheektowaga-new-york-for-cheap-price-2/

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

Good time in the afternoon

Its been four years since I've been able to get to Washington Park. I did a two day tour this is my first review. So I pulled into Moochies, sad to see Dollies closed.…

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One dedicated sugar baby

We all make fun of how some sex workers can be unreliable when it comes to showing up when they are expected. As a collective group I'm sure we have heard thousands of half-assed excuses as to why she didn't…

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

Old Reliable Club

I reached there on Tuesday at 5 PM. Parking was $10, and I gave $20 to the cashier lady in front. She gave me a change in $1 notes; I didn't count. Inside was pitch…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Fun couple of weekends, will be back

I visited this club during the last couple weekends in March 2022, Friday or Saturday nights around 10pm-1am. I payed $10 cover charge each time. The club hasn’t changed much in the last couple of years.…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

All Options Are Available Here

I headed up here from Newport Beach and got into the club about 9 PM. The first thing I noticed was that it was fairly crowded-lots of dancers and patrons. The Second thing I noticed…

Sapphire Times Square

New York, New York

A better Manhatten experience.

On my last visit to NYC, this club was closed so I visited another club with two locations. During this visit, I was walking to dinner and noticed Sapphire was open and along my…

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Visiting Newark, NJ wk of 4/11

What’s up TUSCL, I’ll be in Newark, NJ next week. Haven’t been to NY/NY since 2010..any recommendations on cool strip clubs to visit while I’m there? Predominately Black girls are preferred but not required. Thanks in advance.

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OT: Chainsaws

If you ever want to be surprised, and perhaps horrified, google the reason chainsaws were invented.

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Blonde Milf Tuesday

It had been a while since I hit Pandoras. The talent has been so so lately. The cover is $10. You have to buy a $5 soda during the day. The place is am old…

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April 15 / Tax Day ( Actually April 18 this year )

Do you dread tax day OR are you looking forward to a big refund OR are you indifferent to the actual day because you filed that EZ form back in February ? I was an accounting major in college.…

Politics

Harm reduction to deal with the drug crisis

https://youtu.be/RMpCGD7b_H4 One of his best videos It's the only viable approach at this point I think

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Quality in Looks is Up at Loco

This club as other reviews note looks just like Midway Invader. You enter, there's a big area with tables and chairs in front of the stage, and a bar at the back with stools…

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Best Pizza Chains

Little Cesar's is the best ever and here is why. https://youtu.be/zhNha--VWyc

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The Difference Between Men and Women

Most women have to be paid to have sex with a man they don’t know. Most men will pay to have sex with a woman they do don’t know. https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=10648

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Nosey big bouncer

was getting some great laps from a cuban on Saturday and the bouncer felt obligated to park his offensive lineman type body within 6 ft of us. She had to stop stroking me. He never left. So I took…

Mynx Stratford

Stratford, Connecticut

Diluted

Stratford, CT. Wednesday night around 11pm. Across from a mall. I went last week, this club was listed as closed and under a different name so just waited for the listing to update. Also hasn't…

The Pink Pussycat Lounge

Tampa, Florida

Getting ripped off twice in a night.

This is my third review of the Pink Pussycat Lounge, though I've been there a few more times. They were all pretty normal and similar to my last review until this time, which I felt…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Santa only comes on Christmas........

recent trip to Dallas, Tx - good god I miss the good old days of Texas Showgirls on the I35 Got to BDD about 4pm, paid like 5 at the door including tip. place has been…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Friday Afternoon Delight

For those who haven't been, TD's is right off the highway and directly when you walk in your ID is scanned and the bouncer wands you. In the afternoons there is one stage operating front…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Two VIP's on one visit

Visited from 100-330 on a Saturday. I was surprised there were about 20 dancers at 1 PM. Probably 70% white along with a few AA and Latin women. Everyone was at least a 6 with…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Day Shift

Took an Uber from DT St. Louis for $12 around 4pm on a Tuesday. There is a dispensary next door and their sister club Country Rock is few hundred yards away. Cover was $11 and…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

back to the neighborhood bar

went in last week on Tuesday, so this is a week old - no daytime cover. beers are $5.50 (which is odd) most people during the day simply hang out at the bar and chat or watch…

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Recycled Rain/Bait & Switch 'Nude' Clubs

Wondering how many mongers have witnessed dancers using and reusing their combined collected stage dollars to make it rain on each other (or asking the guy she's sitting with to do it) as shills to get clueness stageside noobs to…

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Places you'd like to go strip clubbing in eventually

That you haven't hit yet. Be it as a customer or dancer to work. I've been meaning to hit Toronto and Montreal real bad, haven't done it yet. I wouldn't have to take a plane either. Also I've had this…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Pricey, but Very Hot Girls

I finished a late work dinner, and decided to stop by Gold Club. As I walked in I was warmly greeted by the bouncer, paid cover and entered the establishment. First thing I noticed was…

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2 Floriduh lesbos attack man with glitter.

Story & Photo: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/glitter-twins-case-dropped-872953?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

A lot of better options

Right up front, Dallas is one of the best strip club cities in good ole 'murica. Its consistency, quality (in terms of looks and attitude) of the ladies, and price are tough to beat for…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not quite the same!

Went here with a group of 5 guys. I was here about 3 years before and wanted to check it out again. It's big long building with free parking in the back. Seems…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

19th dancers are nastier every time I go, but still no extras

I went to the 19th last Friday afternoon. I arrived about 4:30. There is ample parking. Once inside, the club has the standard Philly set-up There is a stage surrounded by the bar. It has…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Brazilian Queen

Went back to PH after a long hiatus and it did not disappoint. It’s right off 130 and super easy to get to. It’s not much to look at from the outside or in but…

"D" Spot Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

The D Spot on Tuesday Evening

Quick Summary: Vibe: Latin club Cover: $10 Girls: 4-6's Drinks: $$ Dances: Great Extras: Yep After hitting Treasures on Monday, I needed a little more action on Tuesday night. Based on reviews from another site, I decided on D Spot (what a…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Was I right or wrong?

So I'm sure this will turn into a little bit of a discussion, but I had about an hour to kill on this Tuesday evening. I flew in from Dallas and spent a couple…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

First visit to the Ship

Quick Summary Vibe: Upscale strip joint Cover: $15 Girls: 7-9 Drinks: $$ Dances: Very good Extras: Maybe in VIP I was in town for work and decided to make a visit to the Ship. It was a Monday night about 9:30 when…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Definitely will return

This is a combination review of two visits from last week. Thursday and Friday evenings. Scarlett's is in an older building and some of the wear and tear shows. Staff was friendly…

Seventh Heaven

Shibuya, Japan

An expensive western style club

I had seen the signs for this place for awhile and finally decided to check it out. There is a bouncer/tout downstairs who will likely try to talk to you if you are walking past…

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Houston Hostess Bars

On the listings for Houston, there are several "Hostess Bars" on Telephone Road. They are not marked as closed, but none of them have reviews in the past couple of years. Does anyone here know if they are closed, open,…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Friday night I crashed your party

Tattletales - A Two Day journey got there maybe 9:15 PM on a Friday night. Cannot believe how dead it was. Maybe a dozen customers and less dancers. I guess it was in between…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Diamonds can be found among the Invaders

Always fun to be found at Invader. Not as many 8s, many 6s and 7s. 8s are there though. This covers a Friday and Saturday night of club hopping by the airport area only.…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Atlantis - Land of the plentiful 8s

This review covers Friday and Saturday evening April 1 and 2. I was club hopping after staying out of clubs for a couple of years. Atlantis usually is packed with a bunch of 8s…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Mixing things up and a dancer that needs to cut her Red Bull consumption by half

Columbus Gold (CG) is located in the same safe neighborhood strip mall as the adjacent Vanity strip club. Park once and you can visit two clubs if you like. Arrived about 8:00 pm on a…

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40+ Dancers

Hi, as we all get older I am wondering if any of you who are my age work in any clubs where older women who keep in shape are appreciated (customers won't feel like they are robbing the cradle, playing…

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She's hot for being that skinny

https://www.instagram.com/thaniaozuna/

Politics

UN chief urges independent probe of civilian deaths in Ukraine

UN Secretary General António Guterres urges independent probe of civilian deaths in Ukraine’s Bucha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVnmMTaiuc8 Biden says Putin should face war crimes trial for alleged Russian atrocities in Ukraine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZc4etS2kug Ukraine Accuses Russia Of War Crimes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDHN3CDycAA Russia accused of targeting civilians; Biden calls for Putin…

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Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Have dancers not been showing up to work or something?

https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=10626 It’s really rare to get a text from club staff (with the exception of upper Midwest clubs that do bookings) Anyways, thought that was interesting and was curious if anyone knew the possible reason for this.

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Admit it, haven’t we all secretly wanted to do this

Air travel can be stressful…….and boring https://www.huffpost.com/entry/antonio-sherrodd-mcgarity-masturbation-southwest-airlines_n_624b6d1de4b007d38459de11

Flash Dancer Orlando

Orlando, Florida

Orlando early 2AMer.

ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. – A man was found shot outside of an Orange County strip club Monday night, according to the Orange County Sheriff’s Office. Deputies said they were called to Flash Dancer, 2201 S. Orange Blossom Trail, around 8:30 p.m. When…

Politics

Whatever happens in Ukraine Russia will be fine

Those of you who are gloating over the false "western" media claim that Russia is "losing" the battle with the NATO proxy regime in Ukraine, first off it's not true they are consolidating control over Southern and Eastern Ukraine.…

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TUSCL'ers In The Movies

OK they aren't stars but i bet you guys didn't know that some of our members have had bit parts in Hollywood movies. Grab a drink and some popcorn, have a seat, put your feet up and enjoy...

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Bill Maher

Do you watch his show? I always watch weekly I think this guy is on top of his game right now in putting up an actual show on television that can give different POV's of issues going on. I don't…

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Getting wasted during day shift lulz

Review and or update of bad decisions coming soon lulz 🤡🤣😭

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TUSCL FULL List

Wanted to throw this out there in the Front Room. Does anyone have a full US strip club listing by name in xls or csv format?

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Sometimes you find the weirdest pornos… lil’ help?!!

I was rickin’ around in an alcoholic fog when I ran across what appears to be a porno appearance of that beagle from the comic strips. The one the rap guy is named after. Yeah, him…apparently he grew a really…

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Rich Guy Problems

I need some advice. Since the shit truck business has taken off and i have more money than I know what to do with after da $5 lapperz, I started investing. I bought some stonks shares of AMC Theaters 🎥 🎦🎬📽🎟🎫🎞 Since…

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OT: SONGS BY NEWER BANDS OLDER ONES NEVER WROTE

once i read that in the still of the night is the best led zeppelin song that wasn't written by led zeppelin. pretty weird that jimmy page would actually play that song live while on tour with whitesnake's david coverdale…

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The interesting case of Derick Jones

I wouldn't call it "interesting." More like sad or unfortunate or bizarre. https://beacononlinenews.com/2022/04/03/the-interesting-case-of-derick-jones/

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It is time

Time for me to step away. Ladies and gentlemen, be kind to one another; at the end of days, all we truly have is one another.

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Getting Hermione‘s Autograph

Do you think it was in poor taste to try to get Hermione to sign this photo? https://pixhost.to/show/50/275230350_ew.jpg

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Carrie underwood. Over did her legs.

Especially her upper legs. Just saw the coverage on TV. Ok but too boyish.

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hiring strippers who look like fashion models

I was reading a review of a book on nightclubs that target rich men and spotted the following: "At a top club, a promoter might get paid $1000 a night to bring out a dozen models or women who look like…

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The Life of an Instagram College "Model"

The smallish hometown I live in is home to a Power 5 conference university, which regularly showed up on the top 5 over the years for party schools and hottest coeds. Sometimes ranked #1 in both categories. It…