Oh, what a night, I didn't even know her name But I was never gonna be the same
PipeHerArcher
Taking your favorite girl for a $100 hamburger
In my limited time as a PL I have only had the pleasure of hitting a few clubs in the local area. This website has helped me to maximize my strip clubbing time and budget. Being fairly new to the game I’ve gone the free agent route when it came to the majority of my clubbing. Each time I enter a new club a research it heavily on here before going so I know where the bathroom is or how the dances and VIP work. Out of the 7 clubs I had been to I enjoyed myself the most in no extras club. It had a relaxed environment as well as alcohol and naked girls which can’t be said for any NJ spots. On the third time there and having had my CF bail on that night I decided id toss my hat in the ring and get a dance with one of the other girls there that night. Like most people on this planet I am a creature of habit. And my visits to the strip club are no different. Any time I go to a club I snatch the first thick Latina milf i see and take her back for a dance/interrogation lol. On this night I broke my pattern. I decide to take one of the sexy white dancers in the back for a song. I’d spoken with her on other occasions and always turned her and her friends down for dances to the point where other white strippers wouldn’t even bother asking for a lap dance. What I though was going to be the run of the mill lap dance with the basic what do you do? Where are you from questions. I was immediately propositioned with extras. I was taken back. I had dances with many of the girls there and had even asked for extras and had been declined. Needless to say her and I had been enjoying our 30 minute VIPs together. But I wanted more than blowjobs while I looked over her shoulder. I wanted to fuck.
Fast forward to three weeks ago. I hadn’t been to a club in three months, as I don’t enjoy going to the club when the sun is still up at 8 pm. I also had some extra curricular obligations that were taking up most of my non work time. I feel odd going during the day and many clubs tend to be fairly fucking dead at 4pm. After later dinner with my friend I find myself in North Jersey at 10 pm on a Thursday. So I do the smartest thing I can and open Tuscl and open the nearby strip clubs tab if you know this part of NJ you know there are many clubs within a 20 minute drive of each other. So I go to the closest club to my location. Mind you I have done none of my borderline autistic research in to the place I’m going and am totally flying blind. Once there I revert back to my modus operandi of trying to find a thick latina milf to take in the back for an interrogation. But this club is rather large and no one comes up to me for a few minutes. The next thing I know a slim very light skinned Cuban is sitting in my lap. She whispers in a thick but sexy accent. “Do you want to go do a VIP? I give you everything papi $200 dollars for fuck and blowjob whatever you want.” I am stunned, immediately transformed into a deer in headlights. I say yes and we go back to the VIP area and she gets straight to business. No pleasantries or introducing ourselves just a quick animalistic fuck in what seems to be a cubby. After she left me on the couch dick drained I had a sudden thought that if it was so easy to fuck this girl that other girls here maybe be just as easy. So do you think I went home and strategized another visit. FUCK NO. I hopped in my car and drove to wawa to take out cash and bought condoms. I am no old man like many of you but I’m also not a frat boy anymore and a second pop may not happen right after the first. I get back to the club to find a dancer I had been looking at earlier that night. I take her back for a quick lap dance and get the same spiel as the first girl. So I say yes with no hesitation. She takes me back to the cubby and ask how I want her. I say on top. We start fucking and now I’m getting the usual what do you do/ do you come her often questions. While she is riding the ever living shit out of me. I tell her I go to clubs semi regularly but have taken some time away from it. And that at the club I’m a “regular” that the girls don’t fuck. She smiles and says that she’s happy I stopped in and wants to make sure I leave happy. A few moments later I nut, cum, pop, whatever slang term you use for ejaculate. She leaves but not before giving me her insta and a kiss on the cheek. On my way home at 2am I’m thinking to myself not only did find a club accidentally that had extras but I fucked not one but two sexy ass strippers in an hour. Plus I only have one other friend that I can talk with about my clubbing with and thought it would be nice to share. I will be back there soon and will definitely need to sample whatever else there is on the menu.
Fast forward to three weeks ago. I hadn’t been to a club in three months, as I don’t enjoy going to the club when the sun is still up at 8 pm. I also had some extra curricular obligations that were taking up most of my non work time. I feel odd going during the day and many clubs tend to be fairly fucking dead at 4pm. After later dinner with my friend I find myself in North Jersey at 10 pm on a Thursday. So I do the smartest thing I can and open Tuscl and open the nearby strip clubs tab if you know this part of NJ you know there are many clubs within a 20 minute drive of each other. So I go to the closest club to my location. Mind you I have done none of my borderline autistic research in to the place I’m going and am totally flying blind. Once there I revert back to my modus operandi of trying to find a thick latina milf to take in the back for an interrogation. But this club is rather large and no one comes up to me for a few minutes. The next thing I know a slim very light skinned Cuban is sitting in my lap. She whispers in a thick but sexy accent. “Do you want to go do a VIP? I give you everything papi $200 dollars for fuck and blowjob whatever you want.” I am stunned, immediately transformed into a deer in headlights. I say yes and we go back to the VIP area and she gets straight to business. No pleasantries or introducing ourselves just a quick animalistic fuck in what seems to be a cubby. After she left me on the couch dick drained I had a sudden thought that if it was so easy to fuck this girl that other girls here maybe be just as easy. So do you think I went home and strategized another visit. FUCK NO. I hopped in my car and drove to wawa to take out cash and bought condoms. I am no old man like many of you but I’m also not a frat boy anymore and a second pop may not happen right after the first. I get back to the club to find a dancer I had been looking at earlier that night. I take her back for a quick lap dance and get the same spiel as the first girl. So I say yes with no hesitation. She takes me back to the cubby and ask how I want her. I say on top. We start fucking and now I’m getting the usual what do you do/ do you come her often questions. While she is riding the ever living shit out of me. I tell her I go to clubs semi regularly but have taken some time away from it. And that at the club I’m a “regular” that the girls don’t fuck. She smiles and says that she’s happy I stopped in and wants to make sure I leave happy. A few moments later I nut, cum, pop, whatever slang term you use for ejaculate. She leaves but not before giving me her insta and a kiss on the cheek. On my way home at 2am I’m thinking to myself not only did find a club accidentally that had extras but I fucked not one but two sexy ass strippers in an hour. Plus I only have one other friend that I can talk with about my clubbing with and thought it would be nice to share. I will be back there soon and will definitely need to sample whatever else there is on the menu.
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