Avoid River

Starting this out with an avoid RIVER disclaimer. Flight has been described ad nauseum, but it is a two level club, high end club. Bars on both levels with ample seating, smoking aloud. Beer run $9.50, night time cover was $20, and mandatory Valet, $7. Never had an issue with valet guys. This was a Wed night, and pulling in, I could tell the club was slow. Only about 10 girls, and maybe 15 patrons for the hour or so I was there. I could hear the girls complaining about the slowness and it seemed this was becoming more common. I was immediately concerned with talent level, not so much their ability to make money. The girls were mostly around 6, a couple of 8's (Blair and River). Also a fake stacked shorter blonde Brittany was there, about a 7 IMO. River was called to stage, and I was intrigued. Brunette, nice natural C/d tits, pretty tall, pretty face. She got off stage and made her way to me, wasn't difficult as it was pretty empty. We talked for a bit, she asked about dances. Quoted $40 for a dance. I should have left then. I negotiated, and $200 was agreed. We get to the back, VIP c0sts $25. She immediately trys to start without a warmup. I tell her to slow down. She also asks for money up front. I show it, but don't give it up. I did put it on the table. Finally get a little warm uo, and main event time. After half song, she asks if i am ready to be done...i laugh and say relax a little, it ain't gonna be that quick. She says, well I don't have all day. I ignore and she continues, but soon after repeats the question. At this point, the mood is dying

I point out the club is dead, and this would be a good time to try and build a clientele, but the lack of blockage between the ears does not comprehend this. Instead she says this is the last song. At that point, all of me was unfortunately in agreement. I handed her the money, said I guess we won't do this again, and walked out. Avoid my friends...you've been warned