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Is this guy the ultimate PL?

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misterorangeKamala, you're FIRED!

Sebastian Bear-McClard

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A wacked out doofus that nobody's ever heard of except that somehow he married Emily Ratajkowski, arguably one of the top 5 most desirable women in the world.

Now she's divorcing him. Why? Yup... Caught him cheating!

“Yeah, he cheated,” the source claims. “He’s a serial cheater. It’s gross. He’s a dog.”

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I hereby nominate this jackass for TUSCL Man Of The Year!

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twentyfive

I’ve always agreed with Chris Rock who told us a man is only as faithful as his options.

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He could have stayed single and fucked all he wanted

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gammanu95

No matter how hot she is, someone is sick of putting up with her shit.

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gammanu95

Chris Rock also told us there is no sex in the Champagne Room, so he's pretty naive. This guy could have pulled a Ron White: "if you don't pet this dog every once in a while, he's gonna wander off the porch. I know, I've seen me do it!"

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Muddy

I got to see the other girl is it as bad as that Arnold Schwarzenegger maid lady i.dailymail.co.uk

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misterorange

^^ Well, Arnold's wife was pretty fuckin ugly too! Lol

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motorhead

Kinda looks like many a dancer’s baby daddy’s

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Tetradon

No matter how desirable any one woman is, a man's going to crave variety. Fuck, would this board exist if that weren't the case???

25 and gammanu are correct.

Emily is hot in the face but I prefer more thiccness in the body. She's also kind of a bitch when she opens her mouth.

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TheeOSU

^

To each their own, I prefer her body type.
And yeah her soon to be Ex hubby is a tool.

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TheeOSU

BTW, yeah not a fan of her woke progressive outlook on things.

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misterorange

^^ Me neither... but I could put my political leanings aside for an hour... or a night with her.

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TheeOSU

^

Yup, same here, even a longer period than a night.

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san_jose_guy

You're saying he's a PL because cheated on a super hottie of a wife?

Hard to try and imagine what it would be like to live in someone else's shoes.

SJG

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Cashman1234

They have a son together and they don’t want to know their son’s gender identity until they ask him when he turns 18. They seem like reasonable and intelligent folks!

She’s a beauty - but she kinda seems like a looney toon. He’s definitely tired of dealing with her shit.

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misterorange

^^ That could be the reason. But I give him props for cheating on a fine piece of ass like that, especially he's got a face like a sack of potatoes. Lol. I'm assuming he's got a dick like an elephant!

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shailynn

Emily is a failed “model.” The industry has complained they never knew what to do with her. Total babe, big boobs, but she’s way too short to be a runway model, she can’t act, she can’t sing, and now she’s woke and doesn’t want to show her boobs off anymore.

As for him, I get it. Over the years I’ve banged way too many random civilian women the same age (or close to the same age) as me during that time period - that I’ve met up with on purpose or by accident. Very few were hotter than my wife IMO… but they were in Kansas that night, I was in Kansas that night, and my wife wasn’t in Kansas that night, in a lot of cases their husband wasn’t in Kansas that night either.

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Studme53

Probably the opposite of a PL

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