Sometimes you just want to visit a dive

This is, without a doubt, a dive bar. It's dark, the draft beer is cheap, the bar is smoky, the music is a little too loud to have a conversation. Going in with that expectation, you won't be disappointed. However, if you expect an upscale gentleman's club... this is not the place for you.

The layout, if you come in from the front door, is a bar to the right that seats maybe 10, a small rail to the left that you can sit at, and then further to the left an area with 4 or so couches, half a dozen tables and a dozen chairs, and a u-shaped "stage" that's not actually raised up, just a rail around a pole, with some seats up there. Facing the stage area, there's an arch leading to the back room, and the men's room (no privacy in the men's room, by the way -- if you've got sit to use the facilities, anyone walking in will see you there).

From a recent visit, I arrived around 3 PM on a Tuesday and parked in the back. There's a back door that leads out onto the parking lot, and I walked in through there. Grabbed a $6 bottled beer from the bar (versus the less-expensive draft), and sat down to let my eyes adjust. There were about 3 girls working; 1 at the stage, 2 at the bar; ranging from a 4 to a 7. One of the girls came over, speaking only Spanish. Between my high-school Spanish and Google Translate for words I didn't know, we chatted for a bit (my high school Spanish teacher would be so proud that I can chat up a stripper in Spanish all these years later, lol). She was a solid 7 if you like Latinas. She did a little grinding on me, which let me enjoy her backside, and by about the 3rd song after I sat down, asked me if I wanted "una baila privada," and I agreed; despite the language barrier, she's physically my type.