Billionaire Cheaters

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• misterorange

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  2 years ago

  Damn, if I was gonna pork my buddy's wife, she would have to be a whole lot better looking than this horseface: [view link]
• nicespice

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  2 years ago

  [view link] That whole family definitely doesn’t believe in pulling out 👀 (unless it’s Twitter)
• twentyfive

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  2 years ago

  Chris Rocks famous statement about a man being as faithful as his options comes to mind, I’m no Elon Musk and even I have better options than that.
• Jascoi

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  2 years ago

  Time for a vasectomy perhaps? having so many kids is ridiculous. back in the late 70s I married a ready-made family with two kids and we had two more and I said no more . got snipped.
• herbtcat

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  2 years ago

  What fascinates me about this topic is not that billionaires cheat - of course they do - it's how shitty they are about hiding it. A guy with that much money, ostensibly obtained with his shrewd business savvy, could easily set up a very private process to hook up with as many babes as he can handle. He can afford to hire a "special assistant" to discretely contact potential partners, negotiate rates & services, secure NDA's and book secluded rendezvous locations. If I had billions, I'd hire such a guy, pay him $250k+ a year with bonuses and I'd barely even notice that added expense. I have worked for billionaires and that is exactly what they did. The last guy I knew did end up getting divorced for infidelity, but that happened when his wife was caught banging one of the home property staff.
• misterorange

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  2 years ago

  ^^ Haha... guy has a full-time "special assistant" to help him cheat on his wife, and then wants a divorce when she fucks the pool boy! That's classic.
• Hank Moody

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  2 years ago

  Billionaires don’t relate to the rest of us. We can’t relate to them. Musk has decided he doesn’t care. Bezos lost nearly half his fortune in his divorce. It doesn’t matter to him. For them, if there’s $10k lying on the ground and they’d have to take 30 seconds out of their way to pick it up, it’s not worth the time. Sure, some will pay to keep stuff quiet because they care what their kids or others will think. Others don’t. It’s why they call it fuck you money. Sometime you get to do what you want and tell the world fuck you.
• Pussylicker2

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  2 years ago

  Herbtcat, Elon couldn't do that, he is smart enough to figure it out. If he were to do what you said, the chick and her lawyer could sue, (non-disclosure means nothing), he'd have to settle. It could work if the billionaire wasn't well known. Elon needs so mess around with women who are already filthy rich, and who he can relate to mentally. He's not banging the lowlife junkies we are. And I'm sure he'd pay his "special assistant" a million a year. If you paid your assistant 250k, the chick's lawyer would offer him a million a year to testify (threaten to testify), and settle with you for 10 million a year forever. A billionaire can eadily afford it.
• Cashman1234

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  2 years ago

  I wonder if these billionaires think rules apply to other guys? Or maybe they just think of potential costs of affairs as monetary only? I tend to think Musk is a super smart guy with odd people skills - as I think he’s admitted to having Asperger’s. Having sex with another guys wife - and the emotional trauma caused to Brin - is likely not something he can emotionally relate to. I think it would be smart for Musk to get a vasectomy - if he wants to avoid more messes. He likely will continue to dip his wick - and that might save him some money.
• Jimmybigtits

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  2 years ago

  Even Warren Buffet got it wet outside of marriage: [view link]
• mark94

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  2 years ago

  Remember the scene from Coming To America where Eddie Murphy is given his morning “bath” by a bevy of hot women ? Musk could have that every morning, noon, and night.
• CJKent_band

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  2 years ago

  Elon Musk Is “The Father” Of Johnny Deep’s ex-wife Amber Heard’s Baby Amid Claims They Created Embryos Together. Depp did accuse his ex-wife, Amber Heard, of having an affair with Musk while they were married. [view link]
• Jascoi

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  2 years ago

  Note to self… order ‘get rich’ book…
• 623

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  2 years ago

  You all don’t get it. If you could order ten hot women a day to do you bidding it would not be long until that wouldn’t be fun. For many guys, Musk included, It’s about getting the unattainable, it’s about the hunt.
• Cashman1234

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  2 years ago

  When I saw the woman Bezos left his wife for - it seemed obvious that she was nicely equipped to help him achieve more pleasure. I think she was married at the time too - which gives 623’s premise credit. I guess it gets mundane when you can get all the hotties you want? All those models looking for billionaires money - it sounds like such an empty existence! I’ll stick with the dirty girls - as they fit just right for me!
• Jimmybigtits

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  2 years ago

  623's point has merit. If I was Buffet rich I'm sure 10 sexy young women per day would get old and turn to a true challenge. I'm sure if I posted a thread titled "OT: I fucked the Queen of England" you guys would be more impressed
• drewcareypnw

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  2 years ago

  @jimmymcnulty is right "It’s why they call it fuck you money", also 623: "its about the hunt". Of course fucking your buddy's wife is a pretty low move whatever your social class, unless scrub is correct that it was a cucking event. Adds to my theory that Musk is a real piece of shit. Also the women that hunt down and lock down these A-list dudes are turned on by the same shit: how big of a fish can they reel in, so maybe its just how the big dogs roll.
• Hank Moody

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  2 years ago

  Musk could impregnate 100 women and pay them each a billion dollars and still not feel it. The money doesn’t matter to him.
• Hank Moody

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  2 years ago

  Also, not sure where orange found that pic, but it’s not Brin’s wife. Brian’s wife is Chinese American and pretty hot. [view link]
• gammanu95

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  2 years ago

  These guys date supermodels, tier 1 athletes, A-list actresses and still can't resist some strange. At least Tiger Woods and Donald Trump fuck other 10/10 porn actresses and centerfolds. Ben Affleck and an ass-ugly housekeeper while married to Jen Garner Arnold Schwarzenegger and his ass-ugly housekeeper while married to Maria Schriver, she was past her prime but still better than the housekeeper Elon Musk. I mean Sergei's wife is attractive, but does not hold a candle to anyone of Musk's wives. and the list goes on. Like hotwife teacher that fucks an underage student when she could go to any college bar and fuck an NCAA star athlete. I do not get it.
• drewcareypnw

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  2 years ago

  There is a Castilian saying, popular among bullfight aficionados, that applies here: “De toros, no saben ni las vacas.” The direct translation is that not even cows know about bulls. A more nuanced translation is that fighting bulls, which despite endless observation and conjecture are puzzling in their behavior, are so inscrutable that not even cows, their own species, knows what the fuck motivates them. It’s another way of saying that some things are just unknowable.
• twentyfive

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  2 years ago

  @Drew that reminds me of an old joke There are hundreds of cows grazing below. The young bull says, "Let's run down there and fuck a cow!" The old bull says, "No, let's walk down and fuck them all.
• san_jose_guy

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  2 years ago

  Tesla lost a $136 Meg hostile work environment suit, and Musk said some idiotic stuff in China. Must seems to be imploding. SJG Jane - School of Rock [view link]
• shailynn

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  2 years ago

  Aside from the affair do you think Musk keeps having all these kids because he wants to leave a legacy? I think he has enough money to send all these kids to college!
• drewcareypnw

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  2 years ago

  @25: a classic! My dad told me that one when I was a teenager.
• mark94

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  2 years ago

  It’s an autism thing with musk. He is incapable of a long term relationship, he doesn’t understand social conventions, he likes sex, and he has billions. Meanwhile, there are millions of hot women who are happy to have one of kids to tap into the billions.
• gammanu95

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  2 years ago

  The two bulls story is a parable, not a joke. If you don't know that, then you didn't understand it. I first heard it watching "Colors."
• Jimmybigtits

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  2 years ago

  Wait which bull is autistic?
• san_jose_guy

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  2 years ago

  Musk talks about autism. Well as someone who grew up in country which practices apartheid, he should know better than to be trafficking in a Nazi eugenics concept. Musk never should have allowed Tesla to come to have this racially hostile environment. That he did raises serious questions about this judgement and competence. SJG
• Cashman1234

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  2 years ago

  ^ and then we have a fellow member on the autism spectrum who is not a billionaire - or even a thousandaire…
• twentyfive

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  2 years ago

  Musk doesn't really care what behavior they attribute to him, he just want's them to keep paying attention, he's a member of the school pf thought that there's no such thing as bad publicity. I highly doubt he's really autistic.
• san_jose_guy

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  2 years ago

  The Autism industry is total bullshit. If you listen to the stuff they put out, probably anyone with an IQ over 70 would be "on the spectrum". Musk, having grown up in a racist country should know better than to be trafficking in such nonsense. SJG