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Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Wasted time

Arrived at 1:00 on a Saturday. The parking situation was good. The door guy was nice just went through the metal detector. The person inside let me in no cover. When you get in there is…

Bar La Source

Val-David, Quebec

A nice surprise

It’s been a few year since the last time I went to La Source. Had some time to kill last night and decided to experience it again. Must admit, I had a fun time. The…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Reliably fun afternoons

Vivide is heavily reviewed, so I'm not certain I can add too much, but it rounded out my recent Atlanta trip and my experience was slightly different than previous ones, so I figured I'd go…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

A decent afternoon visit.

I went in on Saturday afternoon around 5:30 and the guy didn't charge me a cover since he said all the day shift workers except for one had left and the night shift hadn't started…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Nice number of dancers for a Sunday dayshift.

Arrived to a pretty empty lot with numerous potholes reappearing. Early afternoon visit at about 1. Walked in and the smoke wasn't to bad. $5 cover waved as I'm a vet.…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

Not bad a little pricey for what you get

I've gone here are a few times in the past. Depending on when you girl you might get some hotter girls, but either way they are always young and excited to show off for you.…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Not bad, more low key and chill experience

There is plenty of free club parking. You go in and get checked by a security guy at thr front and pay your $15 cover. Upon entering, there is a bar with the…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Friday afternoon quiet but satisfying visit

After a long week I decided to visit this place. Location and parking: this club is located in a somewhat residential area with street side parking. It might sound difficult to find parking but it’s…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

It is what it is

The place is located along the southbound side of Route 130, a very busy road just south of the I-76/I-295 junction. It’s a large boxy white building with the name in very faded letters on…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Afternoon visit improved in most ways over the evening

After my last review of an evening visit to Club Platinum back in November, several users commented that it was much better in the afternoon. So on my recent return to Atlanta I decided to…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Pleasant club to be in, but not all that much fun

I arrived at Tattletales about 4:30pm on a Wednesday afternoon via ride-share from downtown, which was about $40. My trip back a few hours later (after also going to Club Platinum) was only $20, so…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Not Enuff

Just Enuff is not the easiest of places to find, even with GPS. It's on a side street/ alley in a quasi-industrial area near King of Prussia and the 100 trolley. It took me a…

Scores Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Tampa 2AMer.

Police are investigating a fatal shooting at a Tampa strip club early Sunday morning. Tampa Police responded to the shooting just before 2 a.m. at Scores Gentlemen’s Club at 2310 N Dale Mabry Highway. The shooting happened during an argument between…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Shady, Disappointed, and Weird, Oh and Shady

So it’s been quite some time since I’ve had to write about an experience like the one I had at BT’s Unfortunately I let the little head do the thinking to try somewhere new and…

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

Fun, run down place for some extra entertainment

Been going to V-Jays since peepers kicked the bucket in Utica. This place is purely a club for extras. No alcohol is served here so I usually down something in the parking lot before entering.…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

Friday night at the Dragon

I was in the area on a recent Friday night, so decided to swing by the Dragon, I haven’t been here since 2020. This is downtown Portland, so the club doesn’t have a parking lot.…

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Mr. RickiBoi Dugan jumps Rick the Shark

Does Detective Dugan know about this shit? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahxG3iPeVcU

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Happy Easter

Are you going to your favorite club today for their Easter egg hunt? That's after church of course.

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OTC Percentage comparisons

What % of dancers do you think are sleeping with men besides their SO What % of non dancer women are sleeping with men besides SO Of those, what % of dancers SO’s know they’re sleeping around What % of non dancers…

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random: is it me, or in 2022 average folks don't cross their legs anymore lol

i'm just saying: it feels like when i was growing up, i'd see plenty of folks with their legs causally crossed when they were seated. i'd often notice because i can't cross my legs. it just feels so awkward and…

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Ignored List

I looked up da 40 most ignored members and da Cashmane is got 8 ignoreds. Cashmane is a valuable member because he smashed da like button all day long. Who is da 8 faggors dat ignored da Cashmane. Likes Likes Likes Likes Smash dat likes…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Sweet Home Chi-Gold Room

Been coming here for 10 years ! In town for a boys weekend. Paid my $20 entry and tipped the door man. Being about 10:45 things were hopping. Was escorted to the VIP area because…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

Another Meandering Journey in the Valporaiso wilderness!

I made my annual trek out to Club Matador (on a recent Thursday night) and found 2 dancers (one dressed as such), a bartender (Brittany), and only 1 other customer who was not buying dances.…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Ok time at the Hustler and comments about a couple other clubs.

Just a heads up before the review. On my tour of Washington Park there always seemed to cops working both ends of 111. I had checked out Diamond Cabaret and Scarlet's earlier in the day.…

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Awkward!

I’m at a child’s birthday party, and it happens to be one of my kid’s friends place. This fantastic milf shows up and all the guys are glaring at her. Only one of the mothers engage with her, the birthday…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Adelitas not living up to my past experiences.

Was so excited to visit Adelitas as I usually stick to HK but wanted a different vibe. Well, a diff vibe is exactly what I got, but not in a good way and I'll explain…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Super Tuesday @ BWFW Is Super

Found myself at DFW on Super Tuesday. Took advantage of the circumstances and got my wrist bands after paying the $5 pole tax. Even though I'm a VIP member she still scanned my id.…

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Extras in the dc Maryland area

How easy is it to get otc and extras in the dc and Maryland area? Otc extras from reasonably attractive dancers. DC laws are very strict ITC. Doesnt seem worth it even going itc unless you want to…

Pleasures

Corpus Christi, Texas

This place looks like it's no longer a strip club

There's a sign outside that says "1911 Tavern" and that it's a jazz club. If anyone knows differently put the word out.

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USFL, Are you ready for some Football?

Ready or not the USFL starts tonight. I don't know anything about it other than what's said in the following article but what quickly stood out to me was the team names were used before in the previous long gone…

Silk The Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Nice Chill Strip Club with Great Pole Dancers

Hello, I have been to Silk several times. The coors and bud cost six dollars and imported beer costs eight dollars. Lap dances are $25. The girls are really good and get into the lap…

The Nile Gentlemen's Club

Eugene, Oregon

Underwhelming visit

I came in shortly after opening, 4pm. I had a short amount of time and opted to take a trip to The Nile instead of the Silver Dollar. At the Silver Dollar I've had some…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

fun

Arrived at the club around 6:00 before any cover charge. The main stage, good size is in the center of the club with a bar to the right. There is also a bar near the…

Clermont Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Side show carnival fun

There was a cover charge of $10. Club is in the basement. There were maybe six girls working. There were a couple of guys there with spiked collars ..idk maybe they…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Scammers & Stoners

On April 1st, the Niagara Falls border lifted its pricey pre-entry COVID test requirement. You have to use the ArriveCAN app to enter your ID and vax card info. Kind of a pain to have…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

SLOW Afternoons

Went twice in the last couple of weeks, both times during the afternoon. Ample parking in their lot, no cover at that time, rectangular bar with stage on the middle. Paid $6 for a beer…

The Bodyshop

Beltsville, Maryland

Just awful. Never again.

Between the barbed wire fence around the parking lot and the bouncers causally playing with a cattle prod, I can see why I was the only customer. This is the most uninviting club I have…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

It’s a dump, but a great set of dancers

I have been meaning to try this place and happened to be passing through that part of town. Summary up front: the place is a dive (and that’s ok) verging on a dump (maybe still ok?)…

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In a post covid world are extras getting harder to get?

Focusing on the idea that during the pandemic business was down and if you got a room in Chicago it was pretty much anything goes…now it seems that things have tuned back a lot. Like extras that were customary are…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Finally Rhyno has come back to HK.

I use to live in Southern California so my trips to HK were more often. This was the first time I had gone since I moved to the Midwest, and it was awesome.…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

ok time

After a long time visited a strip club. Seems like new staff but the dancers were old timers it seems. There were only a handful of dancers and plenty of empty stage with just songs…

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Why do some dancers/escorts deny having a boyfriend or husband?

Why do some of them deny having a boyfriend or husband? Do people not want to get dances or meet OTC from someone in a relationship?

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East st louis

The reviews seem pretty bad lately, are there any places worth crossing the river to visit anymore.

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Why do some dancers and escorts cheat? What are the standards for OTC?

Someone mentioned a lot of dancers cheating otc cause of jobless SOs and kids being expensive. However it seems many of the dancers are into buying very expensive items. Like $1000+ purses, shoes, latest iphones, fancy sports luxury cars and…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Hard to fathom

Arrived at around 2:00, parking lot had plenty of spaces so I assumed it would be quiet. No security and the metal detector was turned off, girl inside just waved me in. Upon entry, the main…

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Hamilton New Jersey On A Sunday Afternoon?

Fellow TUSCLERs I will be driving south to the DC suburbs from Hamilton NJ on Sunday the 24th, in the early afternoon. I had wanted to try Hak's in Wilmington. It likely won't be open when I would…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Found my ATF at Chicas

Finally made my way back to Chicas, my last visit was on a Sat night but that was way too crowded/hectic. Arrived Sun late afternoon still daylight. Paid the $5 cover, no security/bouncer…

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Iowa on Wednesday

Arrived at 6:45 cover charge was $7. This is a BYOB there is a Casey’s gas station the next driveway over that sells beer in 4 packs. Large entry way with doors blocking the…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Decent club with great experiences

I visited Centerfolds this week. Overall it was an enjoyable experience. There was no cover charge but a 1 drink minimum before 8pm. As is normal in CA, the 1 drink was…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

Good Ambience club with average day shift Girls

After almost 5 years visited 8 mile road Detroit Michigan for an Event . So took the opportunity to visit penthhouse club (closed last 2 years) which was my favorite for about 5 years…

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Catalytic Converter

My neighbors had their catalytic converter stolen. Since my fav has a high ground clearance vehicle, I went to get her for OTC, cause I was afraid they'd hit her vehicle too, if it was parked in my area…

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Low T sympton

My fav told me she saw some old guy with a stick up his ass was offering dancers $20 to not use their phones for 20 minutes. The club was slow, so they were down for it.

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Worth a visit

A good place for a couple of hours. The place is on a main road, but it is below road level and might be missed. Plenty of free parking. You enter the club; they want…

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I have a theory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZBhkwRF1FI That all the "dancers" on here are really just fat men in thier mothers basement partaking in an online fantasy Fancy that I'm on to you. Don't trip up now.

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Times you acted like a jerk in a strip club

Sometimes your not on your best behavior, it does happen. Recently I was at a strip club. And us customers were all drinking, three sheets to the wind, getting rowdy, Tim Allen grunting. We all went up on stage and started…

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Anyone ever heard of a "Brazil House"?

I was talking to my buddy and he goes up north to New England every couple months to visit a "Brazil House" The one he goes to is invite-only and since the unsavory characters that frequent the place told him not…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Fun night at Chicas

I stopped by Chica's on a Tuesday evening, after a short visit to Palomino's next door. It was probably closer to 8:30 or 9pm by the time I got there and the place was…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Packed House

So I decided to go outside of my normal stomping grounds of FC last night and decided to give landing strip a go. The obligatory it’s a building in a place, yes they have a…

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, Nevada

Worth a look

Came to Vegas with my best friend. First time away from work since 4th of July last year. Was staying at the Tuscany next door. My friend got wasted on drinks at Freemont st so…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Fantasies happy hour

I stopped by Fantasies for a quick after work visit Thursday. This club is a little outside the city in an industrial type of area but it's not hard to find. It's not Baltimore's finest…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

Visiting an old regular

Sonny’s use to be my go to day drinking club in the summer when I lived in Chandler. (Great drink specials in the summer, at least use to be). The parking lot is huge but…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Two dollar Tuesday

Went on a Tuesday evening. Cover was $15 at the time I came in. Overall the girls skewed Latina and thick. There wasn’t much for conversation with the girls - they more or less came…

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Could this be my homie iceydougster?

Didn't he say he likes having sex on the Vegas strip? That plus theoretically it's the type of behavior you'd expect from a guy that calls women hoes and brags about controlling them. So tell us iceydougster, is…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Some Hot Fun with a Chance for More.

I first visited Night Trips in Oklahoma City about 5 years ago. Back then I saw two of the best looking dancers I had ever seen in a strip club, so I decided…

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Tranny knocks up 2 female inmates.

Does it identify as woman or lesbian or man? CLINTON, NJ. - Two inmates at New Jersey’s only women’s prison are pregnant after reportedly having sex with a transgender inmate. It appears the women became pregnant from "consensual sexual relationships with another…

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Stripper Backed for Not Helping 'Homeless' Parents Who Disowned Her

Why would you want to help someone who disowned you? https://www.newsweek.com/internet-backs-stripper-not-helping-parents-who-disowned-her-1697988

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Lunch break Scope Out

Stopped in on my lunch break tonscope the place out. Couldn't believe there so many ladies working especially since I got there right as they opened. I would say 95,% of them were at least…

Ildas place II

Queens, New York

This sequel sucks

Elmhurst, NY. Thursday night. Parking is a bitch in this area. Fairly busy even just before midnight, but not ghetto. Elmhurst hospital is just across the street so in case of any 2amer you could…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Polish curves

My first time walking into DD since before the pandemic and I was really anxious to see how things have changed. Granted it was a Tuesday evening so not much action expected, but I’ve always…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Good ol’ Rhino

Been a long time since I’ve been at the Rhino. Was in town for work and decided to see what was doing here. Parking lot was well lit and quiet. Cover on Wed after 10pm…

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Vegas 2022

After Pink Sugar Dolls questions she brought up how much of a rip off Vegas has become. For someone that has been to Vegas more times that I’d care to admit over the past decade (but haven’t been there…

Dancers Royale

Orlando, Florida

Good Place to Watch Dancers and Day Drink

Went in around 4:30-5PM on a Friday afternoon; this was my first time in Orlando and I wanted to see what the daytime vibe was at a club. I took the last parking spot available…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

few Friday & Saturdays during shift change, and a couple of others

Skip down to NEW headlines if you know the club. Long winded review, written to be skimmed, Combination of a few visits, mostly Friday & Saturday shift change with a couple of…

Peppermint Hippo

Toledo, Ohio

Afternoon kill time

Tried a daytime visit. No cover before 2 PM. $10 after that. Dark atmosphere but comfortable when you get adjusted. 3 girls working, no one on dance floor, just chatting with the few…

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PROGRESSIVE CRITIQUE OF BIDEN

https://youtu.be/PO4Dm1wpP5c https://youtube.com/shorts/7CdjGtf9s7o?feature=share https://youtu.be/7EB9Pojq1C4 The SQUAD are the only ones who can save us now...

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Woman with biggest mouth vs man with biggest penis.

Story and video: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/woman-worlds-biggest-mouth-reacts-26709742?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Good time if you're in the area

Went on a Monday night, little after 10 and left around midnight. Not too crowded, probably 15 girls. Long narrow club. A pole in the front of the club and a stage on a bigger…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

5 times since Covid

I have been to the Playhouse 5 times since mid-January.this will cover this visit and blend in the other 4. The building is pink and you can't miss it on Rt 130. The bar is long…

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Twitter conspiracy theory

I came across a conspiracy theory about Twitter. It’s really a wild one. So wild, I can’t believe it. But, it’s so wild, I had to share it. Here it is, purely for entertainment purposes. Twitter’s business model makes no sense,…

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Dancers asking about favorites, who else you got dances from

Why do they ask who’s your favorite? If you say they are, the next question is always who’s your second favorite. Happened multiple times. Are they just trying to see their competition? Do dancers get jealous or angry if you…

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Good Article As To How Competitive The Housing Market Still Is

Home Costs $800K, but You Can't Look in the Basement http://newser.com/s319348

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The most beautiful girl you've seen?

https://tuscl.net/photos/6258976d9009d https://tuscl.net/photos/625897468db63 https://tuscl.net/photos/6258975837573

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Good, but not yet as good as Follies.

I was here 2 straight afternoons. This my first times here. I went because I heard that it was run by the old Follies day shift crew. It isn't up to the old Follies yet,…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Monthly update on dancers

Time for my monthly check in, this time with reviews of new (to me) dancers. Every visit I made either occurred on a Monday or Thursday afternoon. The crowd is significantly larger on Thursdays and…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

Whatever

The club was easy to find. The parking was plentiful. The club is really nice. A little too nice for me. I like in between nice and dive. When you walk in the main stage…

Ildas place II

Queens, New York

Ildas open again

Stopped by ildas they open around 9pm Bouncer at the door. No cover. Heineken is 8 bucks. Drink it slow because female bartenders stare at your bottle. Once your bottle is…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Anyone going to Hong Kong Tonight or Tomorrow?? Hotel room on me!

I really don’t like going to HK by myself so if anyone else is going please let me know so I can tag along! 831-241-0925

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Breaking News for Seattle Clubs!!!

Now that I have your undivided attention….I recently found out from a reliable source that a few Seattle clubs have began serving beer and wine. So it’s not necessarily a state law that the clubs cannot serve alcohol, but the…

Big Al's

Peoria, Illinois

Great club with a few hot dancers

Quick stop here during a work trip. Right in downtown area so you can walk over from the bars easily. Seems like a perfectly fine area/neighborhood and wouldn't be worried about leaving a car there…

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Greatest Articles of All Time

I was looking through some of Juice's old shit in light of passing. And one article I thought was pretty cool by him was a breakdown of the glossary https://tuscl.net/article.php?id=38968 and it got me thinking there's been a lot of…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Complete Waste of Time

The club is on the south side of Rt 9 just before Church Rd. There is plenty of parking behind the building, which is shielded from the street. I walked in and a cute young…

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FRANK JAMES VS SJG VS MENTAL HEALTH

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/motive-probe-in-nyc-subway-shooting-narrows-focus-as-new-suspect-details-emerge/3645828/%3famp Motive Probe in NYC Subway Shooting Narrows Focus as New Suspect Details Emerge "Mr. Mayor, let me say to you I’m a victim of your mental health program in New York City," James says in a video earlier this year, adding…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Joined a Bachelor Party of Strangers

Was in Austin for work but was meeting a friend who was in town for a bachelor party. At about 9pm, he called and said the bachelor party was at the Yellow Rose.…

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Dwayne Johnson as the GOP candidate in 2024

I disagree with everything in this article: https://www.mediaite.com/trump/mick-mulvaney-says-one-of-trumps-only-serious-2024-gop-challengers-is-the-rock/ The author is wrong in every aspect except that Tim Scott may run. Nikki Haley is the most likely candidate to be the top GOP vote-winner in 2024. Great jobs record as…

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Looking for Willow a dancer from Synn

So I was a regular at synn in City of Industry and willow was my girl of interest. She worked at rhino under the name Lucy awhile back.. tattoos, shaved side head, bolt ons and really good with her oral…

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Iceydougster Paid For Sex!

Has to be him, picked up some crack whore in the casino, takes her to his room, tried to convert her to his winning team, then paid for it by getting stabbed, lulz https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/las-vegas-police-woman-tries-to-kill-man-after-he-refuses-to-pay-for-sex/ar-AAWbOqJ?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=3f3d694afb884221831a07f247c3b781

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

Not bad for a Wednesday

Arrival I Went to Chez Joey on a Wednesday night (around 7). Chez Joey, like most clubs on the block does not have private parking. On a weekday evening parking…

The Diamond Club

Old Forge, Pennsylvania

Run of the mill waste of time and space club

I pretty much hate every American strip club there is, but anyhow don't go here if you actually want to have a good night or a memorable one. I hate covers, especially for $20. Pat…

Ultimate Showgirls Gentlemen's Club

Hesperia, California

A good time, for the discerning Monger

Every Couple of years, I stop in when working at the Airport as a Aircraft Mechanic. There was plenty of parking, and lit enough near the club. Door guy was very welcoming, and checked for…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Hello, Old Friend

Been about 8 years since I had been down in Tijuana. Me and my buddy cruised down. We got some tacos at Tacos Fitos and a ceasar salad at Ceasars. Both places…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Tour of Akron

OGD has a smoking area just outside the front door. The bathroom is not great but serves its pupose. The bar area is relatively small with the bar down the right side and…

Biggins

Daytona Beach, Florida

Disappointing When Hardly Any Girls Are On

I was in the area for work and had some time to kill so I figured I'd check this club out. The club was easy to find and plenty of parking was available. I…

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A Tribute To The Juice Mane

What are your favorite funny moments with the Juice Mane? Here are a couple of mine. I spoke with him on the phone once and I was asking him what troll accounts were his. He refused to name them but if…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

Good start and some good looking performers

Well let me start of by saying this that I am an inexperienced monger have only been few times to different one. My experience with Colorado started when I saw the sign and arrived…

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Bowel Talk with SJG_

Coming to you gents for some more advice. Recently during an OTC date with one of my new "Friends" I really had to go number 2. I usually wait to get home but the pad thai did a number on…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Wednesday afternoon

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon, layout hasn't changed but prices have: $20 entry $25 dances $200 30 min vip $3 drinks $6 stripper drinks Still no alcohol or smoking, can go to the bar next door and come back on…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Great time on a Tuesday

Stopped by Tuesday the 12th at 8PM. I don't know El Paso well and I expected it to be an off night since the next military pay day wasn't until the end of the week.…

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Escort in my 'hood...

Fellow TUSCL'ers - Something I've not read much on. Would appreciate your take... At a civvy bar I sometimes hang (associated with a high-end hotel), escorts show up from time-to-time. I managed to find myself in a brief conversation with one…

Kings Inn

North Dartmouth, Massachusetts

Long Live the King!

I rode North on my way to the cape, on way I grew tired, weary, needed a place for slumber. I knew the King had an inn in North Darmouth so I ventured forth. I…

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OT - Would you consider this racist?

How is referring to someone as "that motherfucker" racist? I agree that it is rude as hell to tell someone's boss that they "need to control that motherfucker" but I don't see how it is racist. Don't all races want…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Houston, we have lift off....

Stopped in on a late saturday afternoon. $10 cover with 2 non alcoholic drinks included. Its a byob although I had no B with me on this day. Like many who have…

Sapphire Times Square

New York, New York

Dead on a Saturday

Got off work around 8:30 on a saturday and decided to try this spot since I heard they were back open. Walked up, 2 door guys out front scanned my ID and did a pat…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

For a Wednesday afternoon, not bad

Arrived at 3:00, a quick walk from Uncle bucks which it shares the parking lot with Scores, just had to ID as the cover covers both clubs. This place is nice, In have never felt…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Good but not great

Arrived at 2:00, ID scan $5 entry which is good for Scores too which is across the parking lot, the cover is good for nightshift too. The club is a long room, you pass the pool…

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Santa's Goat Sex Salves, Story of Ointment and Mary's Little Lamb

Dedicated to the sjcreep. Because noooo, he's not an insane spammer.

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Best Club for extras in Miami?

What’s the best strip club for extras in miami? I will be there next week Friday and want to know what’s the best club and how much it should cost.

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Nice visit it Rubys IIs

Another successful stop at Ruby IIs. On a weekday afternoon, about 10 gorse working - ranging from a 5 (I am being generous) to an 8. The 5 was clearly over the hill and had…

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What Music Do You Want Your Cardiac Surgeon Listening To?

And they used to say Rock ‘n Roll music caused juvenile delinquency https://nypost.com/2022/04/12/study-finds-listening-to-ac-dc-makes-surgeons-faster-and-more-accurate/amp/

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Nice place but high price

Place is near shopping centers and has open parking in front and a big sign. The girl checking IDs up front was gorgeous. In the evening time on a Thursday it was pretty busy,…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Not much quality post covid

Had really good experience before Covid so stopped by recently to see how things are. Walked in and cover is standard 10$ and tipped an extra 5 and started small talk with guy at entry…

Sensations

Cabot, Arkansas

sinclair's Review

I went to Sensations around 22:15 on a Friday night. The club is located on the frontage road for US 67. The parking lot is gravel and pickup trucks were parked everywhere. There was a…

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Katie Foster allegedly murdered man who propositioned her, cops say

What are the odds that she's a stripper? https://nypost.com/2022/04/12/katie-foster-allegedly-murdered-man-who-propositioned-her-cops/?utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_source=sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20220413&lctg=607d87f8cd30447577b9bb22&utm_term=NYP%20-%20Morning%20Report

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You Heard it From Barstool Sports First

O'Crazio Cortez https://youtu.be/4xl3pR0GVkE Lmfao

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Tuesday evening visit

visited on a Tuesday evening with half empty seating area. Only two stages were occupied by the dancers, the girls are from average to pretty. There were about 6-10 girls, 3 of them were more than 7…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

OK visit to Columbus Gold

It's been about 4 months since my last review and several visits since. As has been said before the club is fairly large. This review is mostly of my last visit on Friday.…

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Ex-banker tells Swiss court that strip club visits were business-related

"They said the bills included nearly 4,000 francs for the repair of a hotel room at the five-star Zurich Park Hyatt, which was damaged during a "massive row" between Vincenz and a strip club dancer he was dating at the

Politics

If you are pro-Russia this is a massive white pill explaining why Russia is winn

Robert Barnes provides insights into the Ukraine conflict that even I had no idea about in this podcast from Sunday night. Basically despite what "western" media is saying, Russia is winning both militarily and in the court of international…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Solid spot in the Baltimore rotation

It’s been more than a year since I reviewed PHC. The factual aspects are still the same. Parking across the street. Free in the daytime and most nights. Open from noon to 2a. No…

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Agree or not?

" tongue piercings enhance blow jobs". My original ATF did not have one and said that she did not need one to give a great BJ. I not only agree with her but tongue piercing are a deal breaker for…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

First time back since COVID.

This club is located off of the main road and hard to see. Once you pull into the parking lot there is a ton of room with both valet and free parking. When you walk…

Fox Run Tavern

Lockbourne, Ohio

Still just a bar with strippers

I will say that I have been a long time visitor and I like to go here more because its the closest one to me. More recently it seems to be the case that you…

Whiskey Vixens

Cheektowaga, New York

tame taco tuesday

Had never been to Buffalo before, but it’s one of those depressing Rust Belt towns where the factories all closed and left abandoned houses and crime in their place. I only mention this because it…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Fun time

Stopped by Columbus Gold Monday at about 9:00 PM. There were two guys and a girl at the door collecting a $10 cover charge. I paid them showed them my ID and walked on…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Double trouble with Stacy and Lily

Disclaimer: I've been going to Hustler for a long time. However, I don't get any special treatment beyond that afforded to me by the annual membership I paid for. For this review, I'm going to…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Solo Saturday Night Outing

I visited Club 390 on a Saturday night, arriving around 10pm after I saw a concert in Chicago. I was all by my lonesome and wasn't really sure what to expect. I had been there…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Gas Prices Aren't the Only Thing Going Up

Was in Grand Rapids after a long time away and decided to stop by to check Parkway Tropics to see how it is post-pandemic. I didn't realize their new hours start at 2pm and…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Nice place, but we were not the target audience

After going to Foxy Lady the previous night me and my wife wanted to check out a different club in Providence so after dinner around 930 on Saturday we decided to head to Desire.…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Hit or miss

This place went down hill after the remodeling! Before the layout was perfect with pool tables,a kitchen,and convenient VIP rooms. Now it looks better but, the girls and customers left for other clubs! It is…

Margaritas

Nuevo Progreso, Tamaulipas

Nip slip

Two of us were there on this day. We walked in and the promoter that led us there set us down at a table of our choice. He asked us what kind of beer we…

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OT: Investment tip to get your guaranteed fixed rate of 8.54%!!

While learning of the passing of tuscl great Juice mane, this post is in honor of your great investing wisdom. Treasury direct.com is where you can create an account to purchase an I bond, pegged to the inflation rate. Downside…

Dream Girls

Fort Mohave, Arizona

man arrested, accused of exploiting teen girl at strip club.

PHOENIX - Officials with the Mohave County Sheriff's Office say they have arrested a man for allegedly hiring a teenage girl to work at a strip club he allegedly manages. According to a statement released on April 12, the suspect, identified…

Rick's DFW

Fort Worth, Texas

Hit and miss

A buddy of mine from Vegas was in town and we decided to hang out here after dinner. We were seated in the main area just left of the main stage and two girls…

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Lespwa Fè Viv

How lucky was I? To focus my time Scant else to clutter the mind But finding a muse Before beer no 2? Then, Monica, moving like somehow she knew Well, that’s quite close being The darn sweetest thing even A fumbling fool could adore (And the impression could…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

The usual at Miss Kittys

Miss Kitty's was always a second choice. If something was off at one of my favorite clubs, I'd come here if there were a decent number of cars in the parking lot. There were a…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Cafe Atlantis fun time

I went on a quite Saturday afternoon. The place is clean and cool with 1 dancer on the stage all time.Grabbed a JD for $10 but looks like drinks are ripped off at 1oz serving…

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Career Advice Needed

How can I jumpstart a new career as a boob oiler? https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=10682

Showgirls Men's Club

Plant City, Florida

As Represented by Others. One offensive drunk, but otherwise enjoyable.

Attended an airshow in Lakeland and Showgirls Men’s Club was the closest. I went Thursday and Saturday nights, so this is a bit of a combination review focused on Saturday. Read the previous reviews and…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

This is a fun club

As the usual when traveling, I wind up staying the night in the vicinity of a strip club. Totally coincidental, I assure you. This is a review of two visits, one on Thursday and one…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

First time, and I'll be back

First time trying out this place, came on a Thursday evening around 7:15 and was there until 8:30 or so. Outer door leads to a small entryway with a door into the club. Bouncer is…

Peppermint Hippo Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Warning - very long review

Peppermint Hippo, the new strip club where the original OG was located. Now I’ve heard great things about OG back in the day but sadly I missed my chance to visit. So I…

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This Week in San Antonio - No good for men

I'm in San Antonio and apparently there are two big conferences - A Finance conference and a Doctors Conference. So men are outnumbering dancers big time. There's a bunch of northeastern and WestCoast type of guys willing to spend big…

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Robberies... Stay Home Or Move Into The Woods

Becoming more crazy everyday. Criminals get arrested and then released. I hate not living near a Whole Foods or Traders Joes (kidding but my small town is missing a lot of amenities), but I like that if I…

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Gilbert Gottfried dead

Was Juice a celebrity? Is this the second of the Death Triangle? https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/celebrity/gilbert-gottfried-iconic-comedian-dies-67-long-illness-rcna24111 I can't remember what it was that got him cancelled. I never found him funny, but I've no reason celebrate his passing. Kind of like Juice,

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Now We Know What Dixie_Normus Does During The Day

I've seen some of these stickers in person on pumps and I gotta admit, I chuckled. https://www.yahoo.com/news/pennsylvania-man-arrested-charged-slapping-004814031.html

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Mileage????

Stopped at the Doll House last night around 8pm. There were 8 dancers. All but one had huge butts and were over weight everywhere. The set up of the club…

Peppermint Hippo Little Rock

North Little Rock, Arkansas

sinclair's Review

What is the opposite of a Spearmint Rhino? A Peppermint Hippo. I went to the Peppermint Hippo at 19:45 on a Friday night. I was wanded with a metal detector, and my drivers license was…

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Can't believe it - R.I.P. @Juice

NOTE: THIS DISCUSSION HAS BEEN EDITED (first time in tuscl history) I have removed the link to the obituary for privacy concerns, but I can verify that Juice has passed away. RIP, buddy. Founder

Diamonds Exclusive Men's Club

Mobile, Alabama

sinclair's Review

I went to Diamonds Exclusive Men’s Club at 20:45 on a Monday evening. There was no cover charge for me at the door, but I saw people who came in later that night paying a…

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What are you spending every month on otc or itc

What are you spending on regular club visits every week or month What about specifically on OTC or escorts Is it worth spending $1000 a month for an hour with a famous pornstar or IG model What about $500 once or twice…

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Club rage

https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/video-man-rams-suv-through-wall-of-detroit-strip-club-tycoons-on-purpose Are we witnessing the beginning of club rage, where customers feel justified in angry and violent responses to bad service, lame dances and ROB, all features of Tycoons' environment? I hope not. If this had happened during business hours,…

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Reject or approve?

it has originality but not enough club details Visited: Monday Afternoon Dancers: 1-5 $ Spent: $300-$500 Lespwa Fè Viv How lucky was I? To focus my time Scant else to clutter the mind But finding a muse Before beer no 2? Then moving like somehow she knew Well, that’s quite close…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Truck crashes into Kalamazoo strip club.

Story and video: https://wwmt.com/news/local/strip-club-crash-kalamazoo-deja-vu-truck

Tycoons Executive Club

Detroit, Michigan

Man rams SUV into club.

Story and video: https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/video-man-rams-suv-through-wall-of-detroit-strip-club-tycoons-on-purpose

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Just ignored the biggest trolls

And the site is better lulz

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How hot are your OTC women and what rates are you paying

How hot are they, is there a pornstar or celebrity they look similar to or how do they look. What rates are you paying Many hot women are on sites like eros and tryst, rates as low as $300 hour up…

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Dancers, can you describe an ideal OTC appointment for you

Go into detail if you can What would be an ideal OTC call for ya *Your private place or hotel *Brand new client or old fave *Submissive client or dominant client *Weekend or weekday *What, if any specific activities *An hour or 2 hrs *Any particular time of…

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any dancers been to any WNBRs--world naked bike rides?

Is it on your bucket list, dancers? Would you ride totally naked, like you do at the clubs, or would you be shy about public nudity? Which city would you ride your bike nakkid in?

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Swallowing the white and gooey

My doctor told be non-fat yogurt is something I should include in my diet. Is this God's ironic way of punishing me for all the BBBJs I got from escorts?

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Hobbits are not hot to strippers it seems

There's a guy I work with you strongly resembles Elijah Wood aka Frodo. My fav recently broke up with her longtime old man, so I suggested I should think of a way of fixing them up. She did…

The Vault

Phoenix, Arizona

Phoenix 2AMer.

PHOENIX - Police are investigating an early-morning shooting at a strip club in Phoenix that left one person injured. According to police, the shooting happened at around 2 a.m. on April 11 at The Vault near 40th Street and University Drive. "This…

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New York City (NYC) Summary

I like to keep it brief, maybe it's the ADHD.. sorry for those who like the really long reviews. Private me if you want more details: Couple of general notes: Ubered everywhere, so no info on parking etc. 1) Show Palace: Queens.…

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10 QUESTIONS FOR PINKSUGARDOLL

The originator of the 10 questions (fuck you Muddy lol) These are for Pink Sugar Doll 1. You seem to be racing around the country picking up Nissan Zs. What do you do with them? Restore and resell?…

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Rate These Stars... In Their Prime

The other day I was in a sportsbar and taking a leak (TMI) they have photos of all these stars in their prime on the wall. I actually took a photo so I'd remember who was on the wall…

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Light S&M in VIP

First of all, I'll apologize in a advance for starting what may turn out to be SJG's favorite zombie thread to bump for the next 20 years. S&M is not my thing, but it seems very much the thing of one…