The Dancerless Club

I arrived around 6:30 PM (or around 2 1/2 hours after opening) and was greeted by a very friendly bouncer who kept patting me on the back and the owner wearing a "Freehold Police" baseball cap. I looked around an noted the small bar, low stage, and the complete absence of anyone else in the place. I asked how many girls were working and was informed there was one on shift and that the others had called out. When they saw me looking around to see where the lone dancer was to be found they copped to the fact that dancer had not arrived yet and that she was expected "soon." "How soon." I say. "Around 7:30" They say. I looked at the clock and decided it wasn't worth waiting for an hour to see if the one girl who showed up might be worth getting a dance from and left. Apparently, according to the management that "if you liked nude girls, you should come back later in the night." How is the place such a dud? It's literally the only club for 45 minutes in any direction and it should be booming.