This place is real
Have you ever been to one of those cheaper hotels that have a fake resort with those plastic palm trees, gaudy neon lighting with a small pool and barbeque? Do you remember high school gym with your shared locker and community shower? If you have imagine that but without the screaming kids running, your no longer in high school and a bunch random naked women trying to fuck you instead.
That's basically Sharks in a nutshell. And when I say there are a bunch of women trying to fuck you, they are trying to fuck you for money and there's a reason why this place is called sharks yet no where near the ocean. You won't be alone, bunch of guys from basically all over the world from young to old with wearing bathrobes with plastic slippers being chased by a bunch of attractive women trying to win you over just like an American Strip Club but instead of a lap dance it's straight up sex. As an added bonus there's a constant supply of booze, food and cigarettes with oddly enough exactly one functioning ATM.
As for what you want, that depends on you and the girl but basically everything's open. You'll quickly find out that anyone rushing you to a room probably isn't worth taking and there are also so many options to the point where it can almost be overwhelming. When it is but you can simply go outside near the the pool to take a nap, read book only to head back in few hours later. Or grab some quick dessert and get caught up with the world watching BBC World News. It's entirely up to you.
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