Anything New In Miami?

why the crickets...

Miami clubs are overrated. And there are parties like that in Miami. I went to one once. It was basically guys competing who can make it rain the most and girls just getting naked and dancing where the money is. But the dealer got more attention than the dumbass who made it rain 15k.

If you're jn Miami the easiest way to have a semi orgie is to rent a yacht. But inget seasick lulz

^ Like you've ever been to Miami that's laughable, you don't know what you['re talking about, as far as renting a yacht, ain't no way a broke ass bitch boy like you could ever afford to rent a yacht.
LULZ

I've been to Miami a few times. Even thinking of moving there for a few months. Still debating between a few places for a break from here. I've been to some strip clubs there. Booby trap on the river. Tootsies.

^ Sure thing slick, err I mean cool story
LULZ

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Yacht rentals for a few hours are under 2k when you shop around

Anyways Miami is cheaper than Vegas or LA. I live the ethnic mix there and beach life

Love not live lulz

At 2k for a few hours, it's not a Yacht it's a boat. Sure, the rental place might call it a Yacht, but that don't make it one. It might be a nice boat, but not the sort of boat that's gonna turn into an orgy. 2k won't pay for a few hours of gas on the type of Yacht that has even average strippers clamoring to hang for the day. Speaking of gas, your internet "starting at" prices almost certainly don't include it. Neither Marine diesel nor Ethanol free gas are cheap. Expect to pay around 7 a gallon near the Marina they rent from, and remember large boats aren't very fuel efficient. I used about 300 gallons on a 26" boat last weekend on one fishing trip and one trip to the sandbar. And if you've never driven a boat, which seems likely given the naivety of your comment, you probably don't want your fist time to be in one of those 40ft boats. Certainly not with a bunch of chicks you're trying to bang watching you try to navigate the dock & canal. If you're gonna do it, either step down to something more manageable and affordable or pull out your wallet and step up to something that has a captain and a stew, so you guys can just party. Or take your 2k to Tootsies.

I haven't been to Tootsies in a few months, but last I went it was largely the same. Touristy, lots of ROB's, a few with GPS, and a large number of reasonably hot chicks. Nothing wrong with it per se, but I wouldn't travel to come see it. I'm sure the house party with strippers thing happens, but the only people I see and hear talking about them are dancers I'm not interested in and douchebag dudes I don't wanna be around. I'm not in Miami and mostly fucking hate Miami though.

What is a ROB and a GPS.

^^^ Search on the site glossary.

You can get a 50ft yacht for 4 hours for $1600. They come with a crew. And it's easy to get strippers on any type of boat in Miami.

And the whole thing with robs. I think the problem is you if a hoe rejects you. Coz a hoe will fuck anyone for money

^ Pure fantasy, it ain't happening for less than 5-7 Gs and you're as delusional as SJG

I'm not gonna get into a whole game of arguing just to argue with you Icee. If you'd like to believe you can rent a legit yacht with a qualified crew for 1600 for half a day that's fine with me; enjoy your trip. I was trying to help you out, but I now see the err of my way. As far as ROB's, your comment doesn't even make enough sense to respond to. If you fail to understand and accept the concept that a larger than typical amount of the strippers at Tootsies intend to defraud novice customers by various means, then there is no basis on which we can hold a conversation. Because water is wet.

To the OP, the glossary has more details, but they stand for Rip Off Bitch and Golden Pussy Syndrome.

Yacht rentals are competitive in Miami.

Not fucking a guy or leading him on isn't being a rob. She's selling a fantasy. And most men don't go to clubs looking for hookers.

And hookers don't reject tricks unless there's something off about them or they're too repulsive in some way.

^Now we understand you can't even get laid for cash. You have never been to Florida, nor seen a yacht. Such a pathetic loser.

You're butthurt that I don't need to pay women money and get laid in Miami 😭😭😂😂😂😂

^ how does anyone get butt hurt over an event that never occurred
Stupid AF

You're too dumb to realize Miami is a cheap getaway to many 🤡

^You think we believe you ... that's dumber than dumb....

Coz 25 js an elderly millionaire and everyones afraid of and skibum is an elderly attorney who swears like he has tourettes supports neonazis snd mass shooters and wants to kill immigrants.

That's believable.

Someone enjoying visiting Miami and thinking of going there isn't


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^ Youngblood I was your age once, but my bet is you'll never get to experience my age. I put your over/under at 32.

I wish you twice of what you wish me

I thought I had ADHD lol. Can we go back to the original post topic, maybe start another one about yachts or whatever we're talking about.

Any new Intel on Miami strip club scene?
Is Tootsies still the place to go for overall hottest girls and decent mileage?

Tootsies is the best known club with the best reputation. So I'd say yeah

Miami has gotten tourist-trappy (bit overpriced and some girls playing games and not delivering; etc).

Most TUSCLers these days prefer the Pompano area about 30-minutes north of Miami – there are multiple clubs in Pompano but only the big-3 get most of the attention.

The most popular all-around club these days is likely Cheetah Pompano – the next two are Booby Trap Pompano and Diamond Dolls Pompano – Diamond Dolls had fallen off a bit but per recent reviews seems it may be making a solid comeback. All 3 clubs have solid dayshifts; more mileage than any club; good-talent; and good prices (compared to Miami). You should read up on some reviews so you know how to navigate these clubs including not overpaying b/c you don’t know any better.

If you are not interested in extras; then Scarlett’s in Hallandale; as well as Vixens in Davie; are pretty-good in terms of talent if all one wants is decent 2-way-contact topless-dances (these 2 clubs are not really worth-it on dayshift; they are mostly nightshift spots) – Cheetah in Hallandale probably has the best lap-dance-mileage in SoFlo but no private-VIP-rooms and the talent is a bit-below places like Scarlett’s or Cheetah Pompano.

Tootsies is still “doable” but it’s not the Tootsies of 5+ years ago and it has lost a lot of popularity w/ TUSCLers – Tootsies has gotten very touris-trappy w/ girls at night asking for $1K for VIP and $500 on dayshift; whereas in previous years $200 was often enough for dayshift and $300 at night could get you most girls – and one has to be careful b/c Tootsies gets a lot of out-of-town visitors/tourists including out-of-town dancers and this means more ripping-off going on with some girls not delivering in VIP – I’d say if you enjoyed Tootsies in the *recent* past; you’ll likely still enjoy it; but you’ll just likely pay more unless you’re good at negotiating and as for me I’d be careful about paying a girl hundreds of dollars upfront and then hoping she delivers.

Deans Gold in North Miami has traditionally had a good rep – but post-Covid not many reviews to go by for some reason – it’s fairly expensive but most TUSCLers in the past felt they got what they paid for – no dayshift and club gets going past 10pm.

If hitting the Pompano clubs – just know they are the exception in that they are forced to close early at 2am while all other areas close at 5am and even later – thus if hitting non-Pompano clubs; usually not worth it b/f 10pm if going at night; but if hitting Pompano clubs at night then anytime after 8pm should be good.

Thank you, very helpful!