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Experiment: Masturbation effects on strip clubbing, behavior, spending etc.

Now a days we can’t trust the media with anything you read so in order to find out how masturbation can affect one’s clubbing habits, I decided to put myself forth as a test subject. 1. Because I couldn’t afford to pay somebody to do it and 2. Because I wanted to be viewed as some sort of hero/martyr that could be applied as extra credit later on when I try to ask women to have sex with me. It took two months; one month of not masturbating at all then one month of jerking it everyday. Anyway here are my findings…

No masturbation for one month: I would walk up jittering, foaming at the mouth, running off in a state delirium, I find I make multiple strip club visits a day, spend at absolute fuck ton each and every day and night traveling thousands of miles over the span of 30 days and not concerned one ioda what a given stripper looked like.

Masturbating multiple times a day for one month: I would wake up, watch porn, masturbate and fall asleep immediately and that was pretty much it for the day. Rinse and repeat.

My conclusion: I’m not sure, but the data may show that not masturbating and becoming broke over pussy may just correlate. I’ll have to continue this research but initial findings do seem be a shocking discovery. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w869Avr_fX…

6 comments

  • san_jose_guy
    2 years ago
    !

    SJG
  • Jimmybigtits
    2 years ago
    Try jerking off with a few twenty's in your stroke hand to condition your brain to associate masturbation with wealth accumulation from staying out of clubs. In this way, you can both save money and avoid expensive hobbies such as strip clubbing
  • psycho_trick
    2 years ago
    i masturbated my otc's sore cootchie to 5 orgasms before heading to the club. still spent too much money.
  • 623
    2 years ago
    ^ I’m pretty sure you don’t know what masterbate means ….
  • Mate27
    2 years ago
    Rubbing one out can save you a lot of $$ if done previous to your club visit. For Scrub, it would save him thousands of $$s. He’s got deep pockets and the strippers know it.
  • Warrior15
    2 years ago
    Muddy, I appreciate your effort and sacrifice. And anyone that writes that many Reviews should be considered a Hero. But you are definitely On to something. I can see a correlation with the amount of porn I watch to the amount of mongering I do. I go on Mongering trips. Miami, Tijuana, Detroit, Houston. And I will always go thru a 4-5 day period of No FAP right before one of these trips. If I'm watching FFFM porn, then I not near as eager to go on these trips.

    So the lesson here. Watching Porn is economically valuable.
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