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Tijuana

TJ this Monday 7/1 -7/3 - + a few Qs

Hey gang, I’ll be in TJ this Monday 7/1 for two nights. It’s my first time partaking in the shenanigans. If you’re in town, let’s link up ! A few questions 1. Is it worth getting the VIP pass if I’m only…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

Fox had little in the way of Foxes.

OK, The details of this place have not changed, likely in 20 years! Entry off the street, parking on the street or the small lot around the corner. Long stage, needs to have several dancers…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

No More VIP

Regular lap dances only, presumably due to the owners' legal troubles.

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Travel/Road Trips

Hi Everyone, The Travel & Road Sprit Is Always On Mi Mind Coz I See So Many Places On The Internet + I've Been Out On The Road & Have Traveled Across The States A Lot. I Like Viewing Mother…

X Exotic Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Hot night, though not as wild as I hoped

Had a fun night at X Exotic Lounge a while back. Everyone was friendly, including bartender, security, and girls. I usually go to clubs in the early evening, so it was a little slower when I…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Stopped By Club B Again; Some things never change, but it's a good go-to..

I tend to stop by Club B every 4-6 months when I'm by the Madison area. As others have mentioned, there's a lot about this place that never changes, but the main things that…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Packed Saturday midnight

PLACE: Went there around 11 pm with Uber, this place is not very far from downtown. It's a pretty big place with two floors. On the first floor there is a center stage and several coaches…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Treated like a king.

My third time here, and it's always been good. It's been covered many times before, so I'll be brief about the layout. It's big, with a large main floor and smaller second level. There's a…

Nicole's

Salisbury, North Carolina

Reported as closed ?

Is this place still open?

“A La recheche du temps perdu” or A Remembrance of Things Past

Remembering the time just before COVID I had just found out that my scheduled trip to Frankfurt to speak at a conference was cancelled. I was supposed to fly out on Saturday March 14, and I got the notification from the conference organizer Thursday morning. That was my first hint that this COVID thing was not going to be “no big deal”. The good news is that the organizers were on the hook for my flight and my honorarium was non refundable. The bad news is that my plans to extend my trip a few days and spend those funds at as many FKK’s as my body could stand now were no longer possible. What to…

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

slow afternoon hanging out in bar, with titties.

The bar was nearly empty with two dancers and one other customer. The barmaid was going back and forth from the bar to the DJ booth. Seems she had both jobs. I was…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Another average CLT club.. but in Spanish

Stopped by around 11 on a Saturday. Less than 20 customers and probably 10 dancers. Paid 20 at the door with an id scan. Nothing but Spanish music on Saturdays. Girls ranged 4-6 and were…

Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

Tourist Trap

I stopped in on a Thursday evening as I was driving by on I-90/94. They open at 7:00 p.m., and I arrived around 8:00 p.m. The place is pretty easy…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Old Promo Vid

Just ran across this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7MMrhFkUPM

Hot Seat

Portsmouth, Virginia

Multiple visits summarized

Neighborhood: The club is located on a state highway with a small/medium size parking lot and is well lit. This highway has lot of strip clubs due to presence of military and blue collar workers in…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Poor afternoon visit

So was heading to the track for some racing and decided to make a stop here in the early afternoon first. Plenty of parking in their own private lot and was not very…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Wax, The Return

This review is for 2 visits, one Thursday night and the other Friday afternoon. Thursday night around 8pm, $5 to park and $10 cover. When you walk in the bar is on the right wall…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Hot 'Lanta

I arrived at Vivide about 1:20 on a Thursday afternoon. The pot-holed parking lot had a fair number of cars in it, but there were quite a few empty spots near the entrance with…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Decent Weekday Outing

Strolled in on a Wednesday around 6pm. The parking lot had plenty of spots open but unfortunately there’s not much shade so your car will heat up in the summer. There’s automatic sliding doors at…

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Bill Burr - ya or nay?

In the past 35 years my wife and I have had maybe 10-12 arguments and yesterday we figured out over post golf cocktails that, 50% have been about the most important subject in any marriage; is Bill Burr funny? My wife…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Sugar with a splash of Bourbon

Went to Sugar 44 around 3 on a Thursday and met a couple girls I had never seen on prior visits. Club looks exactly the same, and I stuck to floor dances on this trip…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Fun daytime visit to legendary Desire

Got a chance to visit Desire after reading about it on here for years. I guess I was expecting an older rundown club, but it was nice and pretty up to date. It's kinda under…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Rhino never fails to deliver a good time.

I'm submitting this one review for two visits, my first was on the Saturday I arrived which was June 1st, the second my last night which was the following Friday. The first time I was…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Too long since my last visit to Curves

I hadn't been to Curves since before the pandemic, late 2019, and when I found myself in Tucson I made time for a visit. I went to Curves for 6-8 years and it was always…

Peppermint Hippo Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not great, to say the least.

Another two visit review, covering two visits on the same day, Sunday. Pulling into the parking lot good memories were coming back to me when this place was OG, Damn, I had some great times…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Fun can be had during happy hours but brutal tip parade

Basics: Similar to the other Bloomfield club, it is situated in a secure residential area of Bloomfield but this club is so much bigger in size. Upstairs is a cigar lounge but if you visit you're…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Usecase and the Scales of Temptation

It was a Wednesday afternoon. Literally no reason for me to be in the office, so I bounced. I’d normally occupy myself with errands, but I had been thinking about my recent visit to the Foxy…

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Martin Mull RIP

Sadly, the actor that portrayed my favorite sitcom character - Russell the druggie pharmacist on Two and a Half Men - has passed. Alas, the pilot for my sitcom “What are you…a cop?” will not be produced. It was going to…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Zoey

Slim Brazilian who used to dance also at Ball park. .Does she still dance here or has she moved to a different place ?

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Riviera Gentleman's Club

Astoria, New York

A Must Visit

I was in the Big Apple for a quick visit before going on a cruise so I decided to visit the club. Upon entry, I had to pay a cover of 20$ at the booth…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

On Board with Boardroom

Arrival Got there at 4:15, pretty standard suburban commercial plaza. It's set back from the street behind the Mobil gas station, best to turn at the next intersection and cut through the plaza itself. Traffic was…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Thur Fri fun at the gold room.

Was in Chicago for a weekend and went back to the Gold Room Thurs and Fri nights as its one of my favorite clubs. Im mostly going to describe my Fri night as that was…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Tuesday just because

Good: Still good mileage, ratio is great Bad: No pole work, Parking weird Depends on your POV: Spanish-only, BYOB Went in on a Tuesday at around 8. As long as your eyes work, there's no real reason…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Great Night at Club 205

I'm in Portland for work for the weekend, and I'd heard good things about Club 205 and The Venue across the street. After arriving on Wednesday evening, I popped into both clubs to check…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Killed some time on a Tues night

Wanted to smoke a cigar inside since it was so hot out so I headed over to the Rhino. I was solo and entry was $10, doorman was superfriendly. I left a tip $5. Sat at…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Friday afternoon was FIRE!

Friday Day is lit 🔥 I don’t know if it’s the girls wanting to make money before the weekend? Maybe it’s rent at the end of the month? Whatever it is, talent is off the…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Friday Afternoon at TDs

I dropped in on a Friday afternoon expecting a sparse crowd. I was surprised by the number of cars in the lot at 1:00. I was wanted, ID scanned and paid no cover. Yay!…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

Can't go wrong with Chez Pare

MTL certainly has plenty of these spots, but Chez Pare is my personal favorite. The girls: Mostly Eastern European and smaller, but some variety. I've been to lots of clubs where the girls have no interest…

ShowGirl 1

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Snorefest

It's hard to believe that maybe 3 or 4 years ago this was my go to club in the area. Made friends with a lot of the dances and it felt like a CHEERS situation…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

The end of an era

I am glad this place is closed for renovations, and new ownership. The whole building should be turn down and rebuilt. The dancers were average looking. The place was like stepping into a time capsule.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Fun visit, Pandora never disappoints

Woke up this morning wanting an assisted release. Seems like my car drove itself to the old reliable Jack shack called Pandoras. Parking lot was about 2/3 full. It’s not the biggest…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Good times to be had for $$$

First time visiting Flight Club and it didn't disappoint. Went right before the shift to night shift and escaped the cover. Had to turn over my keys to the valet before entering. There's a fee…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

No dancers, Stanton Avenue closed

I stopped by Tuesday afternoon to check out the results of the latest fire. The building behind Lusty's that caught fire and forced Lusty's to be closed for a few weeks seems to be…

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Google Maps uncensored

Zoom in a bit on the blurred image. https://www.google.com/maps/place/324+Front+St,+Barnum,+IA+50518/@42.5087362,-94.3649665,17z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x87f27e52e8c43b59:0x15ff52d7e8df548a!8m2!3d42.5087362!4d-94.3649665!16s%2Fg%2F11fd7jrwcc?authuser=0

Vivid

New York, New York

So not recommend

Place opened at around 8:00. I was there for business and walked in around 9:30. After I paid, the doorman advised me that they “just opened” and the girls haven’t really arrived yet.…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Fun Time on Sunday at Bucks Wild

I decided to go on Sunday because I wanted a smaller crowd. However, it wasn’t small enough to the point where it feels awkward. Not too many dancers unfortunately but still had a great time.…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

Nips are back at Huntsville clubs!

Over the past few months, most all of the dancers here (RCS) as well as the three other Huntsville clubs under the same ownership have been wearing pasties or tape over their nipples. Apparently, owner was trying to secure a…

Club 44

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Not my scene but I see appeal for the young

Headed to club 44 in 1st time in over a year due to a dancer I like texting me she works here now. I prefer to club in the day and am rarely out past…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Best quality in Dallas

Went twice a couple weeks ago, Sunday and Thursday. Sunday: meh, don't bother. The DJ announces a dancer for each 2 song set on the main stage, but most of the time…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

just ok

Been here many times over the years... in general i like the place.. located in the acme parking lot in new falls road by edgely .. This place is pretty…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

Second time was much better!

Club is in a strip mall so parking was easy and free. Walked in with a light pat down and no cover at 4 in the afternoon. Went to the bar and got…

Allure

Atlanta, Georgia

Good first impression

First time here. Drove right by it as it’s not visible from the main road. Turned around and found the parking lot. After dodging pot holes had no issue finding a place…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Extremely empty on sunday, poor talent

Went on a sunday night around 9:30.Its easy to get to and the area is not that dangerous because there’s nothing really in the area besides a church with a massive parking lot and ebony…

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Do you get this error message?

When I navigate from (a) Discussion (sorted by Date Posted) to (b) Discussion (sorted by Last Comment) I get an error message FOR A BRIEF MOMENT. I snapped the error message as a screenshot, here -- https://ibb.co/9GS0B6p Do you also get this?…

Tijuana

I like big butts and i cannot lie….

Planning a trip to TJ in September and despite historically being a boob guy I have come to really appreciate a woman with an ample backside. Wondering about recommendations for best places HK versus Chicago versus BT. Thanks in…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Mediocre Sat Night; Could lack of new talent be explained by possible closing?

I dropped by on a Saturday night a bit after midnight recently to check out one of downtown Toronto's few remaining strip clubs that hasn't been torn down or gone out of business. There is no…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

Not fancy but Peasures is a good Club for a good time.

Pleasures is not a bad Club if you want to see naked women. They're all pretty good looking and aged from early twenties to late forties. Lap dances are $30 per song and $40 if…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

First time; decent place.

Being new to the area I had no idea which club to pick. Based on reviews I went to Synn. No alcohol is served which turned out to be fine. I had my vape pen…

Playmates

South Byron, New York

Disappointing Visit

Arrived at 8:30. They open at 7. But immediately told no girls are here but one is 10 min away. Told that I won’t have to pay cover if I wait. Sat in my car.…

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WOULD YOU USE YOUR COFFEE CUP AGAIN?

So I have a question. Here is the story. You are stuck in a dead stop traffic jam. There is a bad wreck ahead. Your wife/gf has to pee and can’t wait, so she out of dire need, uses your…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Couple Visit

Indianapolis – I’ve been to a few clubs, but the first time in Indy. Also, my wife’s first ever experience. The club is very close to the airport and an 8 min rideshare from all…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Will be back for great food and hot girls

Went in after a sporting game with my husband. They had a feature that night. A hot older blond porn star with fake tits. We sat at the bar most of the night. I got…

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Uber / Lyft Stories

Okay I’ve heard of this, and it finally happened to me this past week. Got into an Uber, and the MF’n driver had a blow-n-go. That’s a first for me, but I’ve heard a few other people experience it.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

When you focus on the Destination and miss out on enjoying the journey.

I had time to kill on a thursday afternoon and i decided to go back to BDD to rectify a bad memory and my mistakes from tuesday. Little did i know, i was going…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Another Wednesday at Paradise...

Another visit to Paradise on their "specials day". The specials are $80 for 15 minutes in the VIP and then a couple times an hour they do 2 for $20 lap dances. Waters are…

Politics

First Presidential Debate?

First Presidential Debate?

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How To Rate & Select Dancer's

Just Thought I'd Throw Out Some Ideas Of Some Things To Look For While @ The Strip Club & Selecting The Right Dancer For A Good Time. The First Thing That Comes To Mind When Lookin' @ The Dancer's Is What…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Started slow, but picked up.

I've written reviews on this place before. So I will forgo the description of the club. $20 entry fee with one drink minimum. $20 lapdances, $120 15 minutes vip and $180 half hour VIP.…

Babes Show Club

Jackson, Mississippi

Better than expected

Found myself in Jackson, and so stopped by Babe's on a Saturday night around 9pm. The club is in an industrial area, but has parking lot out front that had plenty of spaces available.…

Dream Girls Wilkes-Barre

Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania

Less than a Dream

Went in near open time on a Monday. No girls, the bar tender said that they set their own schedule. Waited a bit and they started to come in, 3 total during my time there.…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

Suprisingly good time during the day

In Savannah on business and craving some attention. Club was about 2 miles from my riverfront hotel. Plenty of parking in an industrial area. No cover. Got 2 Miller Lights for $10,…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

My best ever visit to PO

Enter large room with reasonable light. The rectangular bar seats about 30. Stage platform with two poles. 10.00 cover. Beer 7. Dancers do 2 dances each… variably top less a few get naked. Most woman…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Not your ordinary strip club

So this isn't your typical strip club. It's a small spot in what seems to be an old house that's been renovated to be a strip club. I've been there a couple times, mostly just…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

Low key Tuesday

Went in on Tuesday early evening around 6. Not much happening 2-3 dancers available and only a few other customers. Ended up spending $120 for 15 minutes in the standard dance area not up in…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Afternoon stop

Stopped by since I was in the area. If you haven’t been here in a while you will notice the purple building is now BRIGHT orange. I walked in the side door passed the kitchen…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Skimmers, Slimmers, but no Swimmers

No entry charge. Friday evening, plenty of girls most average but a few good lookers and a few ugly bitches. Everyone skimmed a couple bucks off the top, when I got change, when I bought drinks…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

No Diamond This Time. Cubic Zirconia perhaps.

This was my first time being here in many years and I'd only been once or twice before. As others say, the building itself looks like the inside of a VFW or Knights of Columbus…

Blue Lagoon Spa

Mississauga, Ontario

Just a basic place

Hi, I was in the toronto Airport area and was looking to have some fun, the other few places were way crowded and had no girls available, so I thought I would give here a try.…

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Songs that don't seem to get old

You got to listen them a few times, you keep hearing new things. They kind of hold up over time. On the flip side there's quite a few out there which I got sick of long ago (welcome to the…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Scarlett's probably isn't the midweek club for a business traveler

Paid a $15 cover at 10pm on a Wednesday. Club was slow, dancers bored but moving with 3 on the main stage and at least one on the small stage near the bar. The club…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

It was aight

So to preface this review I was one in a couple so my experience will be a lot different than the vast majority of people coming in. We came into the club about 9 pm…

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C57sCunKzWT/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== :D

A tale of two strip clubs... and a book signing!

A book signing? In a strip club? Read on. I first read about the Mitchell Brothers O’Farrell Theater in a copy of Playboy magazine around 1980. Figured I had to go next time I was in San Francisco. Don’t think I’d had a particularly sheltered upbringing, but it blew my mind. Is this where they invented the lapdance? I’d just taken my seat in the main hall – seats on three sides of a thrust stage – watching naked dancers on the stage when, in the gloomy half-light across the room, spotted a girl -- a naked girl -- grinding the heck out of a guy sitting in a theatre seat just like mine. Was I seeing things, or was it…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Bigger and busier than you’d expect in WV

Okay, so to start, this place feels a bit like it is out in the middle of nowhere. But we are talking WV, so you take what you can get. There aren’t…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Wednesday Night Willys wasn't so wild

I was in Denver on business and figured I'd check out Shotgun Willies. with a name like that I could only imagine. It's located near a strip mall, and some hotels, and doesn't feel…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Wish I had more time.

I was in Kokomo for a ball tournament and I never miss an opportunity to visit the Hip Hugger. However, my recent experiences have been hit or miss lately. With some time to spare before…

Teasers

Key West, Florida

The Best thing here was the Bartender

Quick layout. The bar is located on the second floor on Duval street a couple buildings down from the Red Garter. A large stage in the center of the room, bar on the left side…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

Unicorn dancer

This review is different from what I read which I am glad. I went around 1pm on a Wednesday. The bar was a u shaped. I walked in a there was one guy talking…

Some strange Tips I've learned.

First thing: Ive been going to clubs for YEARS. These are ideas that I use and have discovered and I don't hear repeated. Some of them might be new to you. I welcome any comments. 1) Smarter dancers use hotel prices as a proxy for how much loose money is around town. If the cheapest room is $150 when it's normally $30 because of a tradeshow or a fight then the dancers that come out will be more expensive. I'm sure clubs are more strict with house fees at this time too. None of this bodes well for finding bargains! Note this does not translate into better dances in any was since if she's soaked you…

Déjà Vu Flint

Flint, Michigan

Everything in Harmony Tonight

Went in here after midnight from a long drive from Chicago. Sat down and got my diet coke ( no alcohol ) and chilled a bit. Nice open room with good view…

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8c-V6YOx7w/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== :D It reminds me of when I got that Cowboy Cheerleader outfit for my ATF for Halloween 🎃… Good Times, Good Times, Good Times… :D

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Amethyst is a must!!!

Came in on a Tuesday afternoon after getting off early from work. Believe the cover was $15 or $16 at the front where the doorman scans your ID and gives you a quick pat down…

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C53zrOHPUS5/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== :D

Shady Lady Lounge

Kansas City, Missouri

Two nights, one forgettable and one not

I visited this place on back-to-back nights while in town for work and it was a tale of two nights, the second of which ended with me as LDK. There’s a $20 cover as soon…

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Be Careful in Columbia

This is apparently pretty common way for ROBs to prey on PLs: https://www.thedailybeast.com/colombian-police-search-for-two-women-who-went-on-tinder-date-with-actor-alex-araya-before-he-was-found-dead

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Sunday night at Little Darlings

Went in Sunday night around 9pm. The parking lot is well lighted and the area feel safe. There is a gas station across the street. The guard and front desk were friendly. The cover was…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Decent way to spend a THU night but not great

This was my first visit to the club since it changed from Platinum Plus (so it's been a while). The Club was remodeled and looks good. Beers were $6 which isn't unreasonable for a club.…

La Bellezze Gentlemen’s Club

Canoga Park, California

New owner, higher prices; everything else still shitty.

Been going to this location since it was a pool-table biker & beer club in the 1980's called Gotham City (the owner was a guy named Gordon... as in "Commissioner Gordon" from the old Batman…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

The good, the bad, the hustle-y

Got in right before 8pm aka shift switch time. There were already 10 or so dancers and double that in PLs. Layout: parking next to building, long corridor with metal detector/bouncer - $10 cover. Enter the double doors…

Politics

Generation Z is deliberately ignorant

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/gen-zs-most-trusted-source-092702986.html The article is particularly concerning to me, because it shows a fundamental lack of principle. Where it reads that Gen Z seeks out the views of their peers and influencers to determine where their own views should be, is…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Love me some Cubans

Always a good time at players club. Got there early and parked on the valet side. Security said that would be no problem and that valet doesn’t come until later. The girls…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Worst Clip Joint in North Jersey

Free parking lot, accessible driving south on NJ-17 SOUTH. Entrance creeps up on you, as it's the first building after empty area leading up to parking lot entrance. It's shortly before the other…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Comfortable club with enough variety to suit most PLs

Mario's is a smallish club at least a half hour drive from any other club. There's a bar with 8 seats, a large stage with multiple poles that typically only a few PLs sit at,…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Not a 10 but still my favorite

I visit Houston about twice a month on business. I have visited quite a few clubs but this is my favorite. About 50% of the time the manager at the front recognizes me…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Why is there a guy sitting in his truck all day?

I know it’s a funny question, but why is there some dude sitting in his truck all day right near the entrance looking like he’s getting a hummer from Vito Spatifore or something? And why do they have a kids…

Smugglers

Owen Sound, Ontario

I could write anything and you would have to believe me

Stopped by for the first time on a Wednesday evening. This place hasn't been reviewed in 7 years so I really could say anything and you adjudicators may as well approve it. Dances are $1…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

good

This is the best club in San Diego and the only one I visit as the others are useless. The club is in a busy strip mall and not a shady place at all ..…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Have the prices gone up?

I only get here about once every month or two. Based on my last two visits, it seems to me that the dancer prices are going up. Over the past couple of visits…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

A good stop considering it’s Salt Lake

I found myself back in Salt Lake and stopped back in to AB. The place remains the same with one big room and one stage. A “bar” off to the left serving only water…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

5 star rock n roll club w satellite stages for privacy

clean place. girls here are not particularly pushy. if you see a girl that interests you, I would suggest approaching, it's easy, maybe offer her a drink or if you want to go straight…

Firehouse Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Laid Back Monday

Not much else around this location - very blue collar bar feel. Quiet on a monday night... 4 girls working that I saw - All were good looking different flavors The bouncer was friendly and…

Danny's

Hanover, Ontario

The Alabama of Ontario

Hit this club on a Wednesday afternoon as I was relatively nearby for work. Called Danny's Hotel technically it looks like but just a basic bar with a stripper pole, and a slightly racist bartender…

The Brass Ass Lounge

Newport, Kentucky

Standard visit

I went there around four. I’ve been there before so I knew what to expect. There were already four or five girls there ready To go. Still the same routine, need to pay to talk…

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add some details when asked on reviews.

review writers... please add price info (as a comment) when asked by adjudicators or comments for more info. thank you! i guess some guys don't read their reviews after posting.

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Another Great Tuesday Afternoon

Visited town last month and we hit the club earlier on a Tuesday than usual. My review was rejected as it didn’t upload properly and only the last paragraph went up for review.…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Make it rain on these girls!

The highest mileage club around, satisfaction guaranteed. No air dances here. I came on a weekday night. There are less girls working but no shortage of talent, and there’s less foot traffic so the women…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

OK Monday afternoon

Club is out away from town in an industrial area. Feels pretty safe. Parking is $5 but you can often park right on the street. $15 to get in but you can't get any dances…

Hobbeze

Lebanon, Pennsylvania

Checking out the new talent

Took a little break from the hobby just because of how disappointing Central PA has been, but I've noticed a handful of new girls pop up on the Hobbeze instagram the past few months and…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Great time to pass time

Decided to pop in with a couple buddies on a Saturday night. Parking lot is not the biggest but fairly sized. Cover charge is ten bucks with the establishment being medium sized with a big…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Galaxy rocked my universe

For my first time to any Detroit area club I choose Bogart’s as it was close to my hotel and I did not want to leave rental car keys with any valets as required in…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Repeating good experience with same girl

Had the chance to stop at PL on a recent Thursday mid afternoon. What more can be said about the pink palace that has not been described before; bright pink building on southbound side…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Las Vegas' hidden gem

First note: The club has changed its hours. It's now 6pm - 2am instead of 4-1. My first time in Vegas, and a fan of the late Arnold Snyder who reviewed vegas clubs on…

Hawaii by Night

Honolulu, Hawaii

Small Fun Club

In Waikiki for work so decided to give Hawaii by Night a chance. Arrived about 10pm on Monday night, few customers were sitting at the couple tables across stage. It was a small, depressed stage…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Is this the end?

MPN Realty is listing 1900 S Columbus Blvd for sale. They even tout it as the “iconic” Show ‘N’ Tell building

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Tuesday

Decided to stop by Kittens because it had been a while. Pulled into the parking lot around 11am, maybe a dozen or so cars in lot. Made my way to the club…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

I rested a bit

This place is quite a place. It’s had a bit of a history from what I can tell and it seems tired. But still effective. It’s located in a neighborhood on the highway and the…

Las Vegas Strip Clubs Pre and Post Covid

Looking back, I have been going to Las Vegas since about 1990. Prior to Covid, not too much major change in the clubs, other that the prlifiation of the mega clubs. A number were 24 hours open, and a lot were open till early morning, daybreak! The clubs mostly were low, and sometimes if early no cover charge, with lots of dancers competing for your business. Clubs I liked were Cheetahs, drive your self and say you were a local, and get a "lifetime" member card so no cover charge, usually lasted a few years. And also enjoyed the Tally Ho, with easy chairs around the upstairs stage, also had rooms behind curtains, never tried the private…

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Name One Movie…

Name one movie you think is excellent that you think other people would like that they wouldn’t know about or forgot about. I watched “The International” 2009 the other day. What a good movie. Clive Owen is…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Last house on the block

Was in town for work on a saturday and went over to CF. Place is relatively small but no complaints about appearance or cleanliness. Staff (not dancers) was very very friendly which…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Solid experience at Ritz Cabaret

Visited the Ritz on a Saturday night. Was reasonably busy with a small line outside. There was a $15 cover to get in. I was with a group and we elected to get a VIP…

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Lingerie Modeling (jack shack) in Dallas

Anyone know if the DFW area has any of those lingerie modeling places where you select a girl and go back into a room and she does a show for you while you can jerk off? Like in Austin there’s…

Politics

Is Joe Biden going to be the Democratic nominee?

Is it too late to change out? I could see if he has a rough debate here coming up, he'll get some "mysterious illness" and have to step down. The polling is not looking great right now, why would they…

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8SV56SyEsL/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== :D

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blah's solution to high grocery prices

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyx6jXYWXYc

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Hawk Tuah Girl

Is this too lowbrow for TUSCL? https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/hawk-tuah-meme-girl-she-170414683.html I saw the video clip the other night and replayed it a couple times to get a handle on what was going on, and then some algorithm kicked in and its consuming 80% of…

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Nippledivergence

https://forum.xnxx.com/attachments/nip56-jpg.13626/ How do you feel about it?

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FindMyPhone

Seems my SO of several years is insisting I share my location with her on my iPhone since she shares hers with me (which I never asked her to do.) This will undoubtedly cause me problems with some of the locations…

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Lotto Scratch Off's

Just Started Playin' The Good Old State Lotto. Pretty Much Been A While Since I Have Played. Since I'm Not Close To Any Casino's & Live $Budgeted, I'm Hopeing I'll Get Lucky To Be A 💲Lucky Winner! I'm High Spirited…

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Strip Clubs And Cigars

How many strip clubs still have cigars for purchase or cigar lounges? It seems like smoking cigars and beautiful women were a common pairing before all the states started passing smoke-free laws. I know there are several clubs in Las…

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Low-end high-mileage fun clubs

While so many strip clubs are high-priced Barbie dolls and champagne clubs, I am a big fan of the low-price high mileage clubs and will compromise a lot on what the girl looks like. For mileage I like a lot…

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Taking a stripper on a trip - Dumb idea?

I'm dealing with some rough stuff at home and my remedy is to take a long weekend trip every month. So far, I've hit Cancun, Costa Rica twice, Panama, Puerto Rico and St Maarten. I've gone alone and…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Katie/Aria

Anyone know if she is still around ?

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6VperUI2xE/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== :D