sinclair's Review

I went to the Showboat Bikini & Sports Resort at 20:45 on a Saturday night. The club is located a couple miles east of El Dorado. There is a maximum security prison just across US Highway 54 from the club. There is a paved parking lot, but it is weathered. An old biker works the door and charges a $5 cover charge. The inside is a long, wide room. There is a bar on the right wall. There are two pool tables on the far left end before the entrance to the fenced outdoor smoking patio. The octagon-shaped island stage is located in the middle of the room. The stage has a central pole and two monkey bars overhead. A good mix of music was put together by a DJ in a wheelchair.

Sincweisers were a very reasonable $3. Frozen daiquiris were being served for $5. A Long Island Beach was $6. It is a Long Island iced tea where cranberry juice is used instead of cola. The ATM has a maximum withdrawal of $200 and charges a $5 fee.

Showboat is a bikini bar, so set your expectations low. There were only three dancers working: Zelda and two very average black dancers. Zelda was Caucasian with long dark brown hair and blue eyes. She had a big tattoo on her abdomen just below her boobs, which were B cups with some sag. I could tell she had a kid. She actually pulled her bikini top down and danced topless, which is outlawed in this part of the Sunflower State. The other two dancers were black and did not push the envelope like Zelda. One was shorter and somewhat pudgy, while the second was more height-weight proportional with a juicy ass. The second nubian entertainer was fuckable after a few Sincweisers. You can touch the dancers while they are on stage. If you buy dancers overpriced drinks, they can sit with you for an extended period of time, and you can feel them up a bit. If you are familiar with how strip clubs work on ‘The Block’ in Baltimore, a similar racket is run here and in Wichita strip clubs.