Favorite Dive in Town

If you’re looking for divey, old Portland, titty bar charm, it’s tough to beat 82nd. It’s a small venue (just one stage) and it’s not exactly filled with amenities. But the drinks are cheap at just four bucks for a PBR, and the dancers… well most aren’t supermodels, but they are good-natured and fun.

Lap dances are $40, or you can do two for $75, or three for $100, as with most places these days. There’s no VIP room. At least, not one that I noticed or know of. You’re just off to the side in a little stall behind curtains. They’re not exactly noise-proof. From the bar, you’re left to wonder whether it’s the dancer or patron loudly smacking ass.

Speaking of ass, you’re likely to see Delilah working on any given night. White girl, thin, with a great bubble butt and personality. Lana (cute redhead with massive naturals) bartends and sometimes dances. I keep kicking myself that I haven’t seen her on stage. I believe she does private shows at Victress down the road, as well.