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Would you let Kamala Harris give you a LD

I would love it. No kids means that kitty is tight too. Why hasnt anyone asked this before?

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funonthaside

AOC is hot as fuck!!!! But..I agree that's it's best to keep her mouth filled, or at least pushed into a pillow.

Have you seen Cumala dance? I'm not sure she would give great LDs.

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jaybud999

I'd have a go at AOC.....and Boebert as well. And for the unpopular choice: Ilhan Omar.

VP Harris is getting too far on the age spectrum for me.

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Manuellabore

Harris looks great for her age. Would definitely do her, or some random 59 year old woman who looked just like her. Don't like AOC's personality, but would definitely go after her doppelganger as well. Omar has a pretty face, but I just wouldn't know how to get started with a Somali Muslim. As far as Boebert goes, anybody who would give a HJ during a play has to be fun in the sack

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NJBalla

plenty of AOC's at any strip club

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sfrsox

Under-40 division: Anna Paulina Luna

Milf/Gilf division: Maria Elvira Salazar

Both probably have strippers (teachers) as friends being from FL

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MyPoorLifeChoices

If she was 30!years younger I'd wife her.

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motorhead

I didn’t watch the DNC but saw clips of AOC this morning. Damn she is looking fine. I used to think she had a bit of a horse face but she was smokin’ last night. She could have a career after getting booted from Congress

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Manuellabore

CRILF Jasmine Crockett (D. TX) "Title Says it All". A definite smash for me, even though it looks like she's added a couple pounds since taking office. I imagine her howling with ecstasy any time she gets near an erect penis. But, it got awkward when I was channel surfing with the SO last night and Rep Crockett appeared on the screen. My eyes bulged forward, steam whistled as it blasted out of my ears, my heart pulsed two feet out of my chest, and my tongue dropped out of my mouth and unrolled across the floor toward the TeeVee. Then, this "conversation" took place: SO: "[something?]" Me: So: "I said, she's not really making any sense" ME: "................ Whut?"

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