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Tales From Immigration Lockup

That you've heard from immigrant Latina favs.

The limited commissary options lead her to discover her favorite snack: instant ramen with crumbled-up crunchy cheetos mixed in. Still loves it. I knew she loved cheetos from the club, stocked up on ramen after hearing about this.

They don't allow tweezers, and she was mortified about her eyebrows. But another locked up chick from India knew how to pluck eyebrow hairs by looping a thread around them.

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MyPoorLifeChoices

That just sounds like jail stories.

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TheOne&Only

I'm pretty sure I remember the Ramen and cheetos gag from OITNB. OP is making shit up.

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ilbbaicnl

Itś only unjail cause you haven't been convicted of a crime.

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shadowcat

In my pantry I presently have about 50 Maruchan packages. Hot and spicy beef in a cup. Just add hot water. And I also have their yakisoba. hot and spicy chicken and beef, Korean BBQ and Teriyaki. Add a little water and nuke in the micro wave. Makes a quick and east lunch or snack.

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ilbbaicnl

I hear you're not doing it right if you're eating ramen without cheetos.

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MyPoorLifeChoices

The noodles without soup mixed with a little Cheeto dust are good.

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ilbbaicnl

Cheeto dust??? Do you eventually skip the noodles and just snort lines of Cheeto dust?

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Call.Me.Ishmael

I'm just going to leave this here...

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