Desire is #2!

The rankings are based on the opinions of those that go there.
Because Desire gets many reviews and most of us that do reviews think the place is top notch, the rating is high.
Do I think it's the 2nd best club in America?
I doubt it but it's definitely the best in New England.

Not the best club in the land. It would be #3 or #4 in Pompano Fla.

Oh yeah I know that. So far the best I’ve been to was The Lodge in Dallas.

> Do I think it's the 2nd best club in America?
> I doubt it but it's definitely the best in New England.

I think people tend to review clubs relative to their other experiences, so this is par for the course that a high spot in the top 40 indicates its a good club, relative to other clubs in the area.

My question is, what's the rhyme or reason behind FKK Sharks continuously disappearing and reappearing on that list?

I have only been to a handful of the top 40 clubs, but I have been to #21 on the current list, and it's not even really a strip club, and I'd hardly consider it a top club in the world, or at least in the TUSCL database.

I've traveled a bit, not extensively, but Pompano, NJ, and Philly clubs are my favorites. DC has had the worst, San Diego (not crossing into TJ) is pretty bad, and Denver was very underwhelming unless you like to look and talk but not touch.

Providence has clubs in both the Top 40 Overall (Desire) and the Bottom 40 Worst Clubs (Cadillac).

Hahahahahahaha that’s funny! Why does Cadillac suck ass so badly?

Never been to Cadillac but I do like that they post their roster on insta

Desire is like that old pair of jeans you've had for ten years.
It might not be the sexiest thing, but it's usually comfortable and good enough.

Desire is my favorite even though I don't live anywhere near there, but I've been to quite a few other clubs in the Top 40 and there's no rhyme or reason as to how some clubs make the list and how others did not, beyond the fact that everybody has their own idiosyncratic rating methods and a unique basis for comparison as far as other clubs they are familiar with. It's as scientific and reliable as the Iowa Straw Poll or the Presidential vote in Dix Notch NH. Still, it's fun to look at and a source of places to check out if you happen to be in the area.
Interesting that Cadillac in PVD is in the Bottom 40. I'm sure I could think of 40 other clubs that I've been to that are worse.

Now I'm looking at the Bottom 40 and it is equally arbitrary and nonsensical. Gentlemen's Gold Club in Balto is one of the lowest rated, and yet Exscape, a complete shithole just up Route 40, isn't on the list. GGC can be pretty slow and the talent is mid-level, but it's a safe, cozy place to hang. Breathless in NJ is a place I would actually go to intentionally if I just wanted to get my drink on and watch an endless string of skinny young Latinas shimmy and collect dollar bills. And Jiggles and Pleasant Moments definitely aren't garden spots, but offer an excellent value proposition for FS. There have to be many more than 40 clubs that are equally crappy but lack this redeeming value. It doesn't really make sense to downgrade an extras mill because it lacks the creature comforts of a pretty no extras club.
Bottom line is that I wouldn't shy away from trying out a Bottom 40 club just because it's on the list, if the credible, substantive reviews look interesting

Caddy is near the bottom due to its proximity to some very good clubs (Foxy, Desire, Boardroom, possibly Fantasies and Dolls), and idiotic prices. If you moved it to, say, the Twin Cities it might fare a lot better.

NJ dominates the bottom 40 list, but reading reviews of those clubs, they seem pretty good.

That’s cool that caddy posts the roster. I don’t think Desire or Foxy will do that because they worry about boyfriends stalking the dancers. That and maybe obsessed clients.

My theory is that it's like looking at the starting pitcher with the most losses. He must not be particularly effective, but he's effective enough to stay in the rotation DESPITE losing. If he were really bad, he'd be sent to the minors.

Somehow, the Bottom 40 clubs are good enough to keep getting reviewed, because if it really, truly sucked, TUSCLers (the educated consumer) wouldn't be going there at all. The ones on that list I've been to are fucking dirty, extras factories like Pleasant Moments Bridgeport or Vic's in Irvington. Sometimes you want a filet mignon, other times the greasy cheeseburger. You might feel dirty and fat after the cheeseburger, but sometimes it's exactly what you need.

@hungry, yeah that makes sense. They don't need to either since some of the girls just announce it on insta when they're gonna be around anyhow though I guess they do repost them too sometimes.

Yeah it’s fine at Desire that way I guess since we tend to form “relationships” with our favorites or regulars anyway and keep in contact with them.

Yesterday's afternoon lineup at Desires was so incredible I honestly believed I had died and gone to spinner heaven.

Who were the good ones?

Cassandra, Candace, Aurora, Rosalie, Reagan, Gianna, and literally 6-8 other spinners. At 2 there were maybe 12 customers there. Never seen a Thursday afternoon vacant.

Love Cassandra!!!!!!!

And, if you like a little more meat on the bones there was Kami Lee, Summer, Amie, Tessa...

skibum609,

I'm sure you know (but others may not) that Thursday afternoon was probably vacant because the Miss Nude competition was last night.

I'm pretty sure Cassandra was there, but I always get her confused with Stasia.

Aurora won the whole thing. Rosalie was there as a civilian, as was Kami Lee.

Today was slightly more crowded with Jenna, Candace, Alice, Natalia, Kimmy, Evelyn, Julissa, Cassandra and many other of the spinner/thin varietals.

Men's Club of Charlotte continues to be very highly ranked, but I don't get it from their reviews.

Someone explain it to me.