Fun time in the Lou

Was in the area for the weekend for the first time, and if you've ever heard of St. Louis, than you'll know they're famous for crime, beer, and strip clubs! (on the IL side of course). Decided to stop by Larry Flynt's after a recommendation from a local that I met at a bar in Soulard the night prior. It's not too large of a club. You walk in, get a pat down and pay your cover ($25) and there's a short hallway that leads to the main room. The bar is straight ahead when you walk in, main stage is on the left, hanging ring for girls to dance on with a much smaller stage. To the left of that is a whole sex toy/clothing shop. Bathroom is to the left of the stage and yes, they have a soap and paper towel guy, you hate to see it. Question for anyone reading this, do you tip the bathroom guy, and if so, how much? I usually tip a couple dollars each bathroom trip because I feel awkward not doing so, but it pains me to be handing my dollars to him when I could tip a few dollars for a feel on the stage. Not to mention, I like to take trips to the bathroom when a dancer I don't find attractive is trying to talk to me or is on stage.

I'm not sure if it was just a slow day or if something was going on in the city, but there were about 20 dancers and maybe 10-15 patrons. Most of the dancers were white with a few black dancers, I don't think I saw any asians or hispanics. I'd say dancers ranged from 3-9 (there was just one girl who looked like she might've been using or just hadn't slept in days), but aside from her, most of the chicks were fucking hot. Most of the girls were young, I'd say everyone was in their 20s and 30s. There were alt chicks dancing on stage to Slipknot to black chicks dancing to rap, to MILFs with fake tits. Each dancer is on the stage for 2-3 songs, toppless by the end of the first, and fully nude by the beginning of the last song. And you can definitely see a LOT here. The one thing I will say though, is that pretty much everyone had what would be considered a conventionally attractive body. Most of the girls are thin/skinny/petite, but many had some amazing knockers, but no one really had that big of an ass so if you're looking for that, you might have better luck elsewhere. As for the staff, bartenders are as hot, if not hotter than the hottest dancers which is a shame. Male bartender was nice as were the doormen and bouncer. DJ (i think, larger and older man) was a bit rude and kinda talking shit about some of the patrons and women.

Cover is $25, but on the receipt it says free cover if you come back with the receipt within 7 days so if you live in the area, might be a better idea to save up for a bender than coming a few times a month. Drinks were $9 for a beer and $6 for a water. They won't give you plain tap water which I think every bar or club should do especially to paying patrons. I'd say for a beer in St. Louis, it's not really over priced especially for a strip club. Where they get you is the dances. They advertise $10 table dances, but in reality no one gets/offers those (and I don't think the dancer even gets naked). In the back, they have $40 couch dances and $50 bed dances per song. The difference being couch is topless only, and bed is fully nude and you lay down (although I'd say it's closer to a gym mat than a bed). They do have VIP rooms, but that was out of my budget for the night so I went with the bed dances (because who wouldn't pay an extra $10 to see some pussy).