Being politically correct in the strip club.

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
1)strippers are entertainers
2)bouncers are floor guys
3)waitress are servers

Keep it going...

24 comments

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HB13
13 years ago
4) PLs are Patrons
Doc_Holliday
13 years ago
5) pimps are administrators
6) regulars are benefactors
sinclair
13 years ago
7)bathroom trolls are washroom attendants
JerseyJack
13 years ago
8) extras are enhanced dancing techniques
looneylarry
13 years ago
9) handjobs are manual manipulation techniques
10) blowjobs are oral screening inspections
vincemichaels
13 years ago
Full sex is entertainment
SuperDude
13 years ago
11) shot girls are trainees.
3LeggedMan
13 years ago
12)Anal sex is getting a little behind in your work
motorhead
13 years ago



13). Bathroom trolls are unemployed interior designers
georgmicrodong
13 years ago
14) PL = PLayer
Jackmd
13 years ago
14) Bartenders are alcohol account executives.
motorhead
13 years ago



(14) ED meds are Father's Little Helper
staxwell
13 years ago
Valets = Lot supervisors
sexualchoc
13 years ago
15) DJ's are audio mood stimulators
MIClubber
13 years ago
FAVs = frequently accessed vaginas
Alucard
13 years ago
I try not to be PC!
Rlionheart
13 years ago
Dances are rhythmic erectile facilitators
Clubber
13 years ago
Stripper Shoes = VED (Vertical Enhancement Devices)
Stripper Poles = VESD (Vertical Enhancement Support Devices)

sharkhunter
13 years ago
DJ plays the song "Can't Drive 55", it's closing time.
girlmoneys
13 years ago
PL's are gentelmen
Dougster
13 years ago
Stupid, lying, thieving whores are dancers.
Book Guy
13 years ago
Dancer =
-- single mother
-- BVSD (biological vagina-support device)
-- entertainer
-- performer
-- lady (f.e., when four dancers are on the floor, one is on stage, and two are snorting coke in the dressing room, the manager might say, "We have fourteen ladies working tonight, sir. It's eleven dollars cover charge. Thank you.")

Prostitute =
-- dancer (f.e., when you stumble out of the private-dance area with your fly barely zipped, and you hustle over to the men's room while the girl fixes up her lipstick, you might tell your buddy, "That dancer gives a great blowjob for only $40!")0

Goon =
-- bathroom attendant
-- private-area attendant
-- bouncer
-- security

Loud-mouthed Idiot =
-- DJ
NUTS_DEEP
13 years ago
69) sweat-pants are proper SC attire...!!!
spudd
13 years ago
condoms and no underwear = required dress code
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