Being politically correct in the strip club.

1. PLs are Patrons

1. pimps are administrators
2. regulars are benefactors

7)bathroom trolls are washroom attendants

1. extras are enhanced dancing techniques

1. handjobs are manual manipulation techniques
2. blowjobs are oral screening inspections

Full sex is entertainment

1. shot girls are trainees.

12)Anal sex is getting a little behind in your work

13). Bathroom trolls are unemployed interior designers

1. PL = PLayer

1. Bartenders are alcohol account executives.

(14) ED meds are Father's Little Helper

Valets = Lot supervisors

1. DJ's are audio mood stimulators

FAVs = frequently accessed vaginas

I try not to be PC!

Dances are rhythmic erectile facilitators

Stripper Shoes = VED (Vertical Enhancement Devices) Stripper Poles = VESD (Vertical Enhancement Support Devices)

DJ plays the song "Can't Drive 55", it's closing time.

PL's are gentelmen

Stupid, lying, thieving whores are dancers.

Dancer = -- single mother -- BVSD (biological vagina-support device) -- entertainer -- performer -- lady (f.e., when four dancers are on the floor, one is on stage, and two are snorting coke in the dressing room, the manager might say, "We have fourteen ladies working tonight, sir. It's eleven dollars cover charge. Thank you.")

Prostitute = -- dancer (f.e., when you stumble out of the private-dance area with your fly barely zipped, and you hustle over to the men's room while the girl fixes up her lipstick, you might tell your buddy, "That dancer gives a great blowjob for only $40!")0

Goon = -- bathroom attendant -- private-area attendant -- bouncer -- security

Loud-mouthed Idiot = -- DJ

1. sweat-pants are proper SC attire...!!!

condoms and no underwear = required dress code