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Being politically correct in the strip club.

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shadowcatAtlanta suburb

1)strippers are entertainers

2)bouncers are floor guys

3)waitress are servers

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HB13
  1. PLs are Patrons
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Doc_Holliday
  1. pimps are administrators

  2. regulars are benefactors

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sinclair

7)bathroom trolls are washroom attendants

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JerseyJack
  1. extras are enhanced dancing techniques
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looneylarry
  1. handjobs are manual manipulation techniques

  2. blowjobs are oral screening inspections

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SuperDude
  1. shot girls are trainees.
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3LeggedMan

12)Anal sex is getting a little behind in your work

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motorhead

13). Bathroom trolls are unemployed interior designers

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Jackmd
  1. Bartenders are alcohol account executives.
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motorhead

(14) ED meds are Father's Little Helper

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staxwell

Valets = Lot supervisors

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sexualchoc
  1. DJ's are audio mood stimulators
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MIClubber

FAVs = frequently accessed vaginas

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Alucard

I try not to be PC!

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Rlionheart

Dances are rhythmic erectile facilitators

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Clubber

Stripper Shoes = VED (Vertical Enhancement Devices)

Stripper Poles = VESD (Vertical Enhancement Support Devices)

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sharkhunter

DJ plays the song "Can't Drive 55", it's closing time.

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Dougster

Stupid, lying, thieving whores are dancers.

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Book Guy

Dancer =

-- single mother

-- BVSD (biological vagina-support device)

-- entertainer

-- performer

-- lady (f.e., when four dancers are on the floor, one is on stage, and two are snorting coke in the dressing room, the manager might say, "We have fourteen ladies working tonight, sir. It's eleven dollars cover charge. Thank you.")

Prostitute =

-- dancer (f.e., when you stumble out of the private-dance area with your fly barely zipped, and you hustle over to the men's room while the girl fixes up her lipstick, you might tell your buddy, "That dancer gives a great blowjob for only $40!")0

Goon =

-- bathroom attendant

-- private-area attendant

-- bouncer

-- security

Loud-mouthed Idiot =

-- DJ

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NUTS_DEEP
  1. sweat-pants are proper SC attire...!!!
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spudd

condoms and no underwear = required dress code

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