Being politically correct in the strip club.

shadowcatAtlanta suburb
1)strippers are entertainers
2)bouncers are floor guys
3)waitress are servers
Keep it going...
1)strippers are entertainers
2)bouncers are floor guys
3)waitress are servers
Keep it going...
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last commentpimps are administrators
regulars are benefactors
7)bathroom trolls are washroom attendants
handjobs are manual manipulation techniques
blowjobs are oral screening inspections
Full sex is entertainment
12)Anal sex is getting a little behind in your work
13). Bathroom trolls are unemployed interior designers
(14) ED meds are Father's Little Helper
Valets = Lot supervisors
FAVs = frequently accessed vaginas
I try not to be PC!
Dances are rhythmic erectile facilitators
Stripper Shoes = VED (Vertical Enhancement Devices)
Stripper Poles = VESD (Vertical Enhancement Support Devices)
DJ plays the song "Can't Drive 55", it's closing time.
PL's are gentelmen
Stupid, lying, thieving whores are dancers.
Dancer =
-- single mother
-- BVSD (biological vagina-support device)
-- entertainer
-- performer
-- lady (f.e., when four dancers are on the floor, one is on stage, and two are snorting coke in the dressing room, the manager might say, "We have fourteen ladies working tonight, sir. It's eleven dollars cover charge. Thank you.")
Prostitute =
-- dancer (f.e., when you stumble out of the private-dance area with your fly barely zipped, and you hustle over to the men's room while the girl fixes up her lipstick, you might tell your buddy, "That dancer gives a great blowjob for only $40!")0
Goon =
-- bathroom attendant
-- private-area attendant
-- bouncer
-- security
Loud-mouthed Idiot =
-- DJ
condoms and no underwear = required dress code