I have been to dive bars...

I have been to dive bars before but this one sets a new standard for run down funky. There is an odd smell in here once you get in past the broken down steps up to the bar. Sort of a musty damp stink mixed with dollar store perfume. The floors are all tilted, the place is filthy and I wouldn't drink anything here I didn't open myself. Then there are the girls, maybe 4 to 6 on a good night with none you really want to see in the daylight. That all being said they did actually give a half decent lapper but I didn't partake of the $40 upstairs "dances" as I wasnt quite that desperate for company. The girls will sit and chat and if you buy them a drink it's the same price as yours. Just be careful not to make eye contact with one of the fuglies or you will never loose her. The dancers are diverse ethnically but still all on the lower end of the dancer scale. The night we were there the ice machine broke do no ice and the dj was an hour late because he just got off at his real job. We made this a one night only place and I'd drive back to Houston before I ever go back. Wow what a dive!