I try to hit up PP...

I try to hit up PP when I can since it is the only decent SC close to me. I gotta say the quality of the dancers has gone down a lot in the past couple years. 3 years ago, most of the girls were a solid 8s-10. The worst would be a 7 which I would have to settle for since all the 8-10s were giving $30 vip dances.

I went on a saturday night which gets crazy busy real quick. Paid a $8 cover and walked on up. The music is ridiculously loud still. As soon I get to the bar, a 40+ old Philippine grandma comes up to me asking me if I want a dance. PASS! I politely say no and she whips out a flapjack boob while asking for a tip. I gave her a $1 out of pity. This lady had no business working in this club. Management needs to kick her old ass out.

Next comes a brunette spinner who came at me pissed. She was complaining about how she wasn't making any money and just wanted to go home. She flat out asked me to take her home so we can have some fun at her place for $100. We had to meet at the waffle house down the road because dancers can't be seen leaving with customers.

As soon as I'm about to leave, a cute blonde stops me and tells me she would give me the best lap dance of my life. After debating whether or not to ditch my previous arrangement, I decide to try out the blonde (heard too many horror stories of guys getting suckered to hotels only to get robbed by a boyfriend or pimp hiding in the room).

She quotes $30/dance which is standard early in the evening (didn't feel like haggling). She takes off her top and reveals natural C-cups. She whispers for me to unzip my pants. I do... and she does nothing...just keeps dancing. After 3 dances, I realize I got scammed. I tell her I want to settle up and she says I owe her $150!!! My math aint that great but I know 3x$30 = $90. I tell her she counted wrong and I don't appreciate being hustled. She gives me this guilty look and tells me to sit back down and she'll dance 2 songs for free. At this point I get a good look at her eyes and see she is coked out of her mind. I give her $90 and head back to the bar. 10 minutes later, the same blonde comes up to me saying she would give me the best lap dance of my life. I wanted to say "Bitch you just tried to hustle me, remember?" but it wouldn't have done any good since she was completely wasted.