This club is disorienting in a...

This club is disorienting in a lot of ways. First, they have valet parking or non-valet options, and the club is in a very strange (although convenient) real estate location.

You go inside and will notice this club is extremely dark, even by strip club standards. It actually reminds me of a haunted house upon entering, as you take a few blind turns down extremely dark hallways.

Entering, the main room is dominated by a large central stage, with peripheral hallways for various different things - an ATM, a small bar, the upstairs LD rooms, the VIP area, bathrooms, and the exit. Nothing fundamentally wrong about the layout, but it is extremely easy to become disoriented with the symmetry and lack of signage. Don't get too drunk here; you may never find your way out. If you're into hallucinagenics, I'd imagine this to be the worst place in the Western Hemisphere to indulge.