Chris Martin fears becoming like 'seedy old man in strip club'
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"Chris Martin fears becoming like 'seedy old man in strip club'"
Why, something wrong with that?
Considering how gay his music is, he has nothing to worry about. Coldplay is the worst musical group in human existence.
What's the problem here That's been the goal of 35 years of practice on my part!!!!!
Who says I'm seedy?
Not sure I like the "seedy" part either. But I can accept "the old man in a strip club part". I'd rather be that than "the old man who doesn't go to strip clubs" like many of my friends.
I'm only 25 and I'm already planning on being the seedy old man in the strip club. It sure as Hell beats being the boring suburban dad at the mall.
By the way, I have never heard of Chris Martin. Chris Rock yes, Chris Martin no.
That means you have good taste in music
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