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OT. A new low in ridiculous lawsuits

jackslash
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Detroit strip clubs

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

Pimp sues Nike for not labeling shoes 'dangerous.'

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shadowcat

I agree.

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Estafador

stupid comes as stupid is

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georgmicrodong

Here's how Nike should respond:

We require proof of your claim. We will donate a pair of our shoes to your 18 year old "employee" and let her jump up and down on your face. If you die, we'll pay for your funeral and give her a bajillion dollars so she can get therapy to overcome the trauma of killing you. If you don't die, we will consider your claim void.

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SlickSpic

What kind of pimp wears Nikes? Where I come from, you stay on point like Stacy Adams.

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crazyjoe

That pimp needs a prison yard beatdown

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zipman68

That pimp needs a prison beat down with Nikes. Then he should get a Nike up his ass.

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crazyjoe

@ zip...I like steel toed work boots

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