Things strippers do that annoy.

You sound like a bitch.

Any people business is going to have issues – whether it is the customer/waiter/waitress “relationship” – or the customer/customer-service-rep “relationship” – the long wait at one’s doctor’s office; etc.

Dancers have to put up with quirky custies and custies have to put up w/ quirky dancers.

It’s like traffic – one just needs to learn how to deal w/ it b/c it is what it is.

It also helps to be proactive rather than just sit there and take it.

If expressed in the right way; many dancers will often correct the problem at least when they are with you – b/c many want to make you happy in order to get your $$$.

But yeah - it’s far from perfect especially in the dives - upscale clubs seem to not be as bad IME (kinda you get what you pay for thing).

the thing I hate the most is they pull out their cellphone during a cd or vip dance

When they ask me to pay their house fees, or the ones who gossip about who is a whore at the club. (Actually that's a tipoff for who I will pursue next)

I make a shit list of strippers and any one of those things can help them make my list. Once you're on the list you can never get off the list and I never again spend any money on you. I had a girl in Muncie IN get called to the stage in the middle of a 3/$50. When she got off stage she went to the bar and was having a drink with another dude.....Duh.....did you forget I'm still sitting back here in the VIP room......yes she made the list. At one time I had every dancer in one club on the list except two.

girls who wear too much perfume or body glitter.

Spitters. I find spitting to be disgusting. :)

Dancers whom promise you the best lap-dance ever and give you an air dance or very little contact.

Stupidity. Which is bothersome stripper or not. But being a stripper is a stupidity consequence enhancer, like being a big guy, or being strapped.

I seriously don't know how some customers still wanna talk to the girls who are always on their phones. That's really annoying. You look uninterested and bored. None of which are attractive or sexy. I have a rule: cellphone always stays in the dressing room.

Dancers who wear glitter that only shows up in black light. Dancers last night kept telling me I had sparkling glitter on my face in the lap dance area but I never saw it in the restroom. Just don't use any glitter at all. I don't want to glow in the dark. Although at one rock concert it did look kind of cool after someone spilled their glow stick fluid on my arm and I had glowing veins for the next few hours.

@Dancinggal If you look a pictures of nude old guys on your phone, and moan softly, then it will be sexy to us.

I can't stand it when strippers stash their chewing tabacco in their thongs. It funks up the pussy. I hate it when they spit out their chaw mid dance.

I call stripper glitter. Clitty litter

I dislike when they keep returning to your table after you told them you'll come get them when and if you want a dance. ie when they won't take the hint not to come back.

Oh and chicks that constantly demand dances without chatting you up some before hand.

When she doesn't turn the bathroom fan on.

"Dancers whom promise you the best lap-dance ever and give you an air dance or very little contact."

Or the money back guarantee offer. Has anyone ever taken one up on that? I can't see that going well.