I don't want to sound like...

I don't want to sound like an advertisement, but I think Cassidy's is the best strip club in Amarillo. Perhaps West Texas...

As you enter there is one large main stage to your left with a bar bordering the edges. A small 'go-go' type stage is on the right (behind which is the pool table) The bar is down and to the right and takes up much of that wall. Bathrooms at the end, across from which is a raised area with a third small stage. The vip area is back behind that.

The whole focus of the club is that of a laid back bar - with titty dancers. $5 cover, and $20 vip dances. Drink specials every 30 minutes or so. Fun atmosphere, and a good amount of seating (the parking is dismal though).