I don't know if it was...

I don't know if it was an off night or something, but I drove up to this warehouse structure in the middle of nowhere, and only 2 vehicles were parked outside. Right by the door. Something right out of a horror movie. Inside was worse.

I called, and the woman who answered the phone said they were indeed open. I go in out of curiosity and because I had a tip that there were extras to be had. And worst case I'd get to see a few kitty's right? Wrong. As I enter I see signs saying "NO TOUCHING, NO TOUCHING, NO TOUCHING" It's as dirty and dismal as I expected from the outside.

The club was dead, music was playing but there was no one dancing. Two bored looking girls sat at the bar with sweatpants and hoodies on. I took a seat, hoping they might actually start some kind of dance rotation. Nope. Two dancers converged on me as I sat. The prettiest one, a blonde, Amanda or Amelia or something (a 6 or 7 perhaps) was actually in a bikini and immediately sat on my lap. The other was an 18 something who was quiet and had a belly (5?).