I recently returned to Austin after six months in Fort Worth/Dallas. I really enjoyed the clubs in the Dallas area (esp. NW area). I'm now back in Austin and just as it was when I left the strip clubs suck big time compared to big D.
As far the Austin strip clubs go the dancers are either too fat or too ghetto. Somehow I need to get my company to send me to Dallas for another six weeks or perhaps a transfer.
Austin is a great town. But I you like strip clubs like I do, the options are limited.
That sounds like your best option. Get transfered and live there in Dallas.