OK, I read the other reviews...

OK, I read the other reviews on a suspect area at best and I normally not intimidated by run down neighborhoods, rough areas, whatever your term for them is. However, on this occasion, my visit was short. Went here looking for a specific dancer mentioned in a review a few months ago that resembled a porn star I have a liking for. Hassled briefly at door for a valet charge by someone who couldn't tell me what I drove or where my car was parked (I didn't park in club lot). Dude wasn't happy and kept making references to mama as I blew him off and went in. Normal drink prices in MI for a coke, I wasn't drinking as I still had a long drive back home ahead. Dancers were average with a couple below average. A couple on the heavier side, but wore it well. Lot of looks from the few customers they had at the time as I was the only causation dude in the club. Yep, I definitely looked like a cue ball and felt equally out of place. Didn't see signs of the girl I was looking for and didn't know her name to ask about her. Got one lap with a heavy grind (I am not a guy who likes grinders) but dang it felt good. Offered some extras at a reasonable price but passed and stopped at the first dance as my chosen one had some hygiene issues. My lady knew what she was doing and how to work it, just wish she had a tic tac (or rather the whole container) as the really really really bad breath killed it for me. Still feeling uneasy for some reason, my dude that hassled me disappeared to the mens room, so I decided to split and head down to H8. Had planned on trying Trumpps, but the numerous PD cars on the street in front (not at, but in front of) the club discouraged me from another attempt at one of the 8 mile clubs. Not the first adventure on 8 mile I was looking for. May choose to stay to the South more where I don't look like a cue ball in an all 8 ball game. I am sure this place could be lots of fun for the right clientele, just wasn't going to work for me today here. Just a bad uneasy feeling I could get passed for some reason.