Classic, yes. Chill, yes. Dive-y, yes....

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, WA

I'll preface this by saying one should never have high expectations for a club on a weekday afternoon. Especially when there's only one other patron there. Who is sitting at the rail. And not tipping.…

Club Rouge

Portland, OR

I've been to Rouge a few times now. I've always enjoyed it, subject to the caveat that its's a busy, downtown hustle-y club. This means the girls are generally above average and the house is…

Club Rouge

Portland, OR

So I really like Rouge. Good double stage and decent drink prices. I hate covers but whatever. It's a downtown club and that's more or less par for the course. In my experience the dancers…

I went on a mid-week night. Cover was only $2, way cheaper than I’m use to. For that you can’t really go wrong. Well drink was only $8, also very reasonable. Only 4-5 girls were…

There is a long story behind this club; I think it is the oldest name from the old days in Portland. It has moved from it's original building because it was condemned. This…

After a long delay traveling into Portland for work I decided to drop in and grab a drink and unwind. I walked in at around 4:30pm and was greeted by a bouncer didn't have to…

I was near downtown on a Thursday evening around 9pm and decided to visit Mary's. Parking lots are about 1-2 blocks away from the club, $13 to park. The club is on a corner building,…