You, My Dear, Are No Porn Star
SlickSpic
So I was at the strip club the other night when a cute, young, girl-next-door type slides on next to me with a smile and her pitch line-
"Have you ever fucked a porn star before?"
I just smiled and said, "No" while listening to her spiel on and on about how much fun we can have in the VIP. I took little mama for a topless but I wasn't interested in a VIP, at least not with her.
This is the third or fourth time that I've had a dancer approach me with the "Porn Star" line. I find it more than a little ammusing. Just because you've fucked before a camera doesn't make you a porn star. It just makes you a gal who's fucked in front of a camera. Real porn stars are well known enough by us perverts.
I wanted to tell her that, yes, I have fucked a porn star, a few in fact. One in this very club, too. Just not you.
"Have you ever fucked a porn star before?"
I just smiled and said, "No" while listening to her spiel on and on about how much fun we can have in the VIP. I took little mama for a topless but I wasn't interested in a VIP, at least not with her.
This is the third or fourth time that I've had a dancer approach me with the "Porn Star" line. I find it more than a little ammusing. Just because you've fucked before a camera doesn't make you a porn star. It just makes you a gal who's fucked in front of a camera. Real porn stars are well known enough by us perverts.
I wanted to tell her that, yes, I have fucked a porn star, a few in fact. One in this very club, too. Just not you.
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Props to you Slick.
I had a dancer in Tampa give me the porn star line. I looked her up and in fact she had done some from films. I declined. Most girls at my local clubs were hotter than she was.
With the amount of amateur videos out on the Internet now, and web cams, there a whole ton of girls out there who probably call themselves "porn stars."
My luck has been 100% in that area. I've met five strippers who told me they were porn starts. When I went to look them up on line, sure enough--all five checked out. And I met one more, whom I already recognized as a porn actress/star wheb I first saw her in her club. There's a seventh, here in Seattle, that I haven't gotten to yet.
I don't know if Bang Bus makes her a porn star, but she wasn't lying about doing porn, at least.
Her:"Have you ever fucked a porn star before?"
You:"Why, is there a feature dancer here tonight?"