Joke of the day

gawker
Older than dirt
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000 .The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home .The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????"The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead . I just can't take that chance!"

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  • VeryBigDawg
    11 years ago
    lol!!!
  • sharkhunter
    11 years ago
    :)
  • SketchinGuy
    11 years ago
    Unless the graveyard gets hit by a rocket from Hamas...Checking their targeting devices....
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    Great Joke.
  • sofaking87
    11 years ago
    Lol!
  • ATACdawg
    11 years ago
    Gruffaw!
  • Clubber
    11 years ago
    Sort of like the old one when the car chase ends with the Trooper asking the fellow why he was running. His answer, "My wife ran away with a Tropper, and I thought you were bringing her back!"
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    Lol
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