A Dream about a Stripper

I think we need to go to the mountaintop, Jack.

Is this dream stripper a Chinese lady?

The number 4 is a very unlucky number, according to Chinese superstition. 44 would be doubly inauspicious. This could be a very creepy dream, jack. 4 is associated with death. Are you dealing with a suicidal stripper?

She didn't tell you in a dream. She told you this while giving you a fantastic blow job. It only seemed like a dream. See, she's been sleeping with the city engineering manager and they are going to widen 8-Mile Roac so all clubs will need to be moved 44 feet away from the road. Nothing mysterious.

Art, she was definitely not Chinese. She was a brown-haired caucasian dancer in a white bra top and short white dress. Not any stripper I know.

I spent Saturday afternoon and evening in a strip club, so it's not surprising I dreamed about strippers. But why did this dream wake me in the middle of the night and not allow me to go back to sleep?

Did the Earth move too, Jack?

Yeah I had a dream that I was sitting next to a bed watching previous regular dancers A and B make out, and previous dancer A was telling me that previous dancer B used to have actual feelings for me. Then I looked out the window, saw my car getting towed, and spent the rest of the dream walking around what I guess was New York, looking for the tow truck driver to shoot him.

Cool dream!

I had a dream I visited a planet full of hot females who didn't age and bras were never invented. In fact since everyone was female until my arrival being nude was no big deal. However I became an instant star. I taught a girl how to give a bj and they showed this on their national tv networks. I was like an alien so everything about me was new to them. There was no word for censor. Soon I had to be protected. I had sex with all the important female government officials. They were all hot. Girls were completely naked at the warm beaches.