A Dream about a Stripper

8 comments

• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  I think we need to go to the mountaintop, Jack.
• farmerart

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  10 years ago

  Is this dream stripper a Chinese lady? The number 4 is a very unlucky number, according to Chinese superstition. 44 would be doubly inauspicious. This could be a very creepy dream, jack. 4 is associated with death. Are you dealing with a suicidal stripper?
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  She didn't tell you in a dream. She told you this while giving you a fantastic blow job. It only seemed like a dream. See, she's been sleeping with the city engineering manager and they are going to widen 8-Mile Roac so all clubs will need to be moved 44 feet away from the road. Nothing mysterious.
• jackslash

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  10 years ago

  Art, she was definitely not Chinese. She was a brown-haired caucasian dancer in a white bra top and short white dress. Not any stripper I know. I spent Saturday afternoon and evening in a strip club, so it's not surprising I dreamed about strippers. But why did this dream wake me in the middle of the night and not allow me to go back to sleep?
• ATACdawg

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  10 years ago

  Did the Earth move too, Jack?
• StripReviewer

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  10 years ago

  Yeah I had a dream that I was sitting next to a bed watching previous regular dancers A and B make out, and previous dancer A was telling me that previous dancer B used to have actual feelings for me. Then I looked out the window, saw my car getting towed, and spent the rest of the dream walking around what I guess was New York, looking for the tow truck driver to shoot him.
• sofaking87

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  10 years ago

  Cool dream!
• sharkhunter

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  10 years ago

  I had a dream I visited a planet full of hot females who didn't age and bras were never invented. In fact since everyone was female until my arrival being nude was no big deal. However I became an instant star. I taught a girl how to give a bj and they showed this on their national tv networks. I was like an alien so everything about me was new to them. There was no word for censor. Soon I had to be protected. I had sex with all the important female government officials. They were all hot. Girls were completely naked at the warm beaches.