What's the difference between a group of intelligent female pygmies and a women's track team? One is a group of cunning rents while the other is a group of....
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Joke of the day
Jan 12, 2014, 8:58 AM
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RUNTS not rents.
Running cunts are hard to fuck.
Lol!
Why did the blonde nurse get fired? She got caught fingering a prick, instead of pricking a finger!
How do you know which nurse is the head nurse?
She is the one with the dirty knees
How do you stop a Muslim drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
That works for politicians also
Q Why is a stripper like a computer? A You don't appreciate either of them until they go down on you.
Here's an obsolete one:
Q: How does a Sicilian know his dad just died? A: The lights flickered.
