Joke of the day

gawker
Older than dirt
What's the difference between a group of intelligent female pygmies and a women's track team?
One is a group of cunning rents while the other is a group of....

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  • gawker
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    11 years ago
    RUNTS not rents.
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
    Running cunts are hard to fuck.
  • sofaking87
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    11 years ago
    Lol!
  • mikeya02
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    11 years ago
    Why did the blonde nurse get fired?
    She got caught fingering a prick, instead of pricking a finger!
  • crazyjoe
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    11 years ago
    How do you know which nurse is the head nurse?

    She is the one with the dirty knees
  • londonguy
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    11 years ago
    How do you stop a Muslim drowning?

    Take your foot off his head.
  • crazyjoe
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    11 years ago
    That works for politicians also
  • jackslash
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    11 years ago
    Q Why is a stripper like a computer?
    A You don't appreciate either of them until they go down on you.
  • ilbbaicnl
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    11 years ago
    Here's an obsolete one:

    Q: How does a Sicilian know his dad just died?
    A: The lights flickered.
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