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gawker
gawker763220

Older than dirt

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

What's the difference between a group of intelligent female pygmies and a women's track team? One is a group of cunning rents while the other is a group of....

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gawker

RUNTS not rents.

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SlickSpic

Running cunts are hard to fuck.

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sofaking87

Lol!

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mikeya02

Why did the blonde nurse get fired? She got caught fingering a prick, instead of pricking a finger!

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crazyjoe

How do you know which nurse is the head nurse?

She is the one with the dirty knees

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londonguy

How do you stop a Muslim drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

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crazyjoe

That works for politicians also

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jackslash

Q Why is a stripper like a computer? A You don't appreciate either of them until they go down on you.

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ilbbaicnl

Here's an obsolete one:

Q: How does a Sicilian know his dad just died? A: The lights flickered.

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