Joke of the day

1/12/2014 8:58:12 AM

What's the difference between a group of intelligent female pygmies and a women's track team?
One is a group of cunning rents while the other is a group of....

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gawker

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11 years ago

RUNTS not rents.

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

Running cunts are hard to fuck.

sofaking87

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11 years ago

Lol!

mikeya02

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11 years ago

Why did the blonde nurse get fired?
She got caught fingering a prick, instead of pricking a finger!

crazyjoe

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11 years ago

How do you know which nurse is the head nurse?

She is the one with the dirty knees

londonguy

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11 years ago

How do you stop a Muslim drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

crazyjoe

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11 years ago

That works for politicians also

jackslash

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11 years ago

Q Why is a stripper like a computer?
A You don't appreciate either of them until they go down on you.

ilbbaicnl

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11 years ago

Here's an obsolete one:

Q: How does a Sicilian know his dad just died?
A: The lights flickered.

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