Joke of the day

9 comments

• gawker

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  11 years ago

  RUNTS not rents.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Running cunts are hard to fuck.
• sofaking87

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  11 years ago

  Lol!
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  Why did the blonde nurse get fired?
  She got caught fingering a prick, instead of pricking a finger!
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  How do you know which nurse is the head nurse?
  
  She is the one with the dirty knees
• londonguy

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  11 years ago

  How do you stop a Muslim drowning?
  
  Take your foot off his head.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  That works for politicians also
• jackslash

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  11 years ago

  Q Why is a stripper like a computer?
  A You don't appreciate either of them until they go down on you.
  
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  Here's an obsolete one:
  
  Q: How does a Sicilian know his dad just died?
  A: The lights flickered.