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Stripper lines to get you into the VIP rooom

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bang69North Carolina

I was club'n with some friends of mine in SC last night. One of the strippers siting at our table said to a friend of mine. Your sperm can meet my egg in the VIP room for $500.00. Y'all can take this any way you want. By that I mean believe me or not its up to you.

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shadowcat

She wouldn't get me into the VIP room at that price.

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georgmicrodong

Only $500 to father her child, with no further demands? What an awesome deal!

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CaptDan

Yeah, that line would make me turn her down. I don't want my sperm near anyone's egg.

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sofaking87

Maybe if she said tonsils, lol!

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SlickSpic

Strippers are wily and hard to catch. They put up a good fight so your pole better be long and your spool should have some strong test line. Finding the strippers is easy enough. Catch and release, that's what I do.

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.juicebox69

Juice ! Juice ! Juice !

Bang ! Bang !

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SlickSpic

@Shadow-Oh, Lordy! My stomach hurts from laughing.

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crazyjoe

Slick makes me want to go fishing

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jackslash

A fav dancer, who I was meeting OTC, said to me, "I want to have your baby." She may have been joking, but I dropped her like a bad habit.

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