Stripper lines to get you into the VIP rooom

1/12/2014 8:16:59 AM

I was club'n with some friends of mine in SC last night. One of the strippers siting at our table said to a friend of mine. Your sperm can meet my egg in the VIP room for $500.00. Y'all can take this any way you want. By that I mean believe me or not its up to you.

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shadowcat

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11 years ago

She wouldn't get me into the VIP room at that price.

georgmicrodong

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11 years ago

Only $500 to father her child, with no further demands? What an awesome deal!

CaptDan

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11 years ago

Yeah, that line would make me turn her down. I don't want my sperm near anyone's egg.

sofaking87

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11 years ago

Maybe if she said tonsils, lol!

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

Strippers are wily and hard to catch. They put up a good fight so your pole better be long and your spool should have some strong test line. Finding the strippers is easy enough. Catch and release, that's what I do.