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Stripper lines to get you into the VIP rooom

bang69
North Carolina
I was club'n with some friends of mine in SC last night. One of the strippers siting at our table said to a friend of mine. Your sperm can meet my egg in the VIP room for $500.00. Y'all can take this any way you want. By that I mean believe me or not its up to you.

10 comments

  • shadowcat
    11 years ago
    She wouldn't get me into the VIP room at that price.
  • georgmicrodong
    11 years ago
    Only $500 to father her child, with no further demands? What an awesome deal!
  • CaptDan
    11 years ago
    Yeah, that line would make me turn her down. I don't want my sperm near anyone's egg.
  • sofaking87
    11 years ago
    Maybe if she said tonsils, lol!
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    Strippers are wily and hard to catch. They put up a good fight so your pole better be long and your spool should have some strong test line. Finding the strippers is easy enough. Catch and release, that's what I do.
  • .juicebox69
    11 years ago
    Juice ! Juice ! Juice !

    Bang ! Bang !
  • shadowcat
    11 years ago
    Slick - can see you have been to
    http://www.stripersonline.com/f/

    :)
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    @Shadow-Oh, Lordy! My stomach hurts from laughing.
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    Slick makes me want to go fishing
  • jackslash
    11 years ago
    A fav dancer, who I was meeting OTC, said to me, "I want to have your baby." She may have been joking, but I dropped her like a bad habit.
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