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crazyjoe
Colorado
How many gay guys does it take to put on a lighter bulb?

One, but it takes an entire emergency room to take it out.

6 comments

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  • carl95
    11 years ago
    How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Two, but how they got in there beats me!
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    How many members of Jackass does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to kick out the ladder from underneath the other Jackass.

    A Slick Original.
  • ATACdawg
    11 years ago
    How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Can't be done, that's a hardware problem.
  • ATACdawg
    11 years ago
    How many doctors dittsialb?

    Three. One to diagnose the problem, one to mix the drinks and one to call an electrician.
  • BaggerRider
    11 years ago
    How many TUSCL readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    None, TUSCL readers screw in strip clubs.
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    I'm loving these jokes. Carl95 takes the cake so far.
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