How many gay guys does it take to put on a lighter bulb? One, but it takes an entire emergency room to take it out.
How many members of Jackass does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to kick out the ladder from underneath the other Jackass. A Slick Original.
How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Can't be done, that's a hardware problem.
How many doctors dittsialb? Three. One to diagnose the problem, one to mix the drinks and one to call an electrician.
How many TUSCL readers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, TUSCL readers screw in strip clubs.
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last commentHow many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but how they got in there beats me!
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How many members of Jackass does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to kick out the ladder from underneath the other Jackass.
A Slick Original.
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How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Can't be done, that's a hardware problem.
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How many doctors dittsialb?
Three. One to diagnose the problem, one to mix the drinks and one to call an electrician.
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How many TUSCL readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, TUSCL readers screw in strip clubs.
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I'm loving these jokes. Carl95 takes the cake so far.
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