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crazyjoe
crazyjoe941525

Colorado

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

How many gay guys does it take to put on a lighter bulb?

One, but it takes an entire emergency room to take it out.

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carl95

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how they got in there beats me!

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SlickSpic

How many members of Jackass does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to kick out the ladder from underneath the other Jackass.

A Slick Original.

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ATACdawg

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Can't be done, that's a hardware problem.

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ATACdawg

How many doctors dittsialb?

Three. One to diagnose the problem, one to mix the drinks and one to call an electrician.

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BaggerRider

How many TUSCL readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, TUSCL readers screw in strip clubs.

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SlickSpic

I'm loving these jokes. Carl95 takes the cake so far.

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