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6 comments

• carl95

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  11 years ago

  How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  
  Two, but how they got in there beats me!
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  How many members of Jackass does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  
  Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to kick out the ladder from underneath the other Jackass.
  
  A Slick Original.
• ATACdawg

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  11 years ago

  How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  
  Can't be done, that's a hardware problem.
  
• ATACdawg

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  11 years ago

  How many doctors dittsialb?
  
  Three. One to diagnose the problem, one to mix the drinks and one to call an electrician.
• BaggerRider

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  11 years ago

  How many TUSCL readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  
  None, TUSCL readers screw in strip clubs.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  I'm loving these jokes. Carl95 takes the cake so far.