I arrived at opening time around...

I arrived at opening time around noon. No cover, which was a surprise. No alcohol, because this is a nude place. Looked for the bathroom and was greeted by a dancer sitting at a table on the way. Looked a little older than most dancers but my eyes were still adjusting. I could see and she pointed out that she had a nice rack of natural titties. I got a water and found a seat near the stage. After my eyes adjusted, I realized I was the only customer and just 2 dancers. I watched them both go through there 2 song routine, and tipped as they went at the stage. One of the girls approaches and offers 2 girls for five private dances in the back for $200. The claim is they have done this for many years and will be unforgettable experience. So we go, and they both got naked right away and both allowed liberal touching; one liked getting her clit stroked. No touching mister happy, I am sad to say. After the dance and a small tip we make our way back to the front. Both whisper to me that they couldn't do more because the other was there. So is the dancer bullshit. Had a good time and would go back.