Dumb Hypothetical Question #42

motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
If you had to give up a body part what would you choose?

Think only in relationship to strip clubs. (this is TUSCL not Oprah)

A. Hands
B. Tongue
C. Eyes
D. Your winky-dink

What would you refuse to give up?

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warhawks
9 years ago

Eyes. I'm completely a visual person. I'd refuse to give up my eyes.

I have to have visual stimulation (probably why I enjoy clubbing so much....)

Shallow. I know. But I don't care. lol.
Dougster
9 years ago
What will be hardest to get a bionic replacement for?

I think I'd go with eyes as well.
mikeya02
9 years ago
What would Stevie Wonder say?
warhawks
9 years ago

"You are blind as a bat, and I have sight...."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Crxcy5nmae…
JamesSD
9 years ago
In relation to strip clubs? Easily tongue
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
Tongue -- no, I love to kiss. Last night all it took was one deep kiss from her and I'm hard as a rock. And she still had her clothes on. Not giving that up.

Eyes -- No way I could live without getting to see the DS. She just sent me a pic from the club, and I must be able to see her.

Penis -- obviously not.

Hands -- I guess that is my choice by default. I can still feel in a manner of speaking with the tongue and penis.

Can I give up nasal hair instead?
GACA
9 years ago
Tounge would be the easiest to give up. I'd still have my lips are
farmerart
9 years ago
Yup, motorhead, this is a dumb question.

Have you rotted your brain by reading all of juice's drivel?
Clubber
9 years ago
motor,

I have to back fa on his assessment. Sorry, my man.
mikeya02
9 years ago
hey farmer, a thousand weird questions by LDK, and now you spring into action? Since you're a no nonsense guy, why even comment?
ATACdawg
9 years ago
Why the confusion moto? The answer is in the subject line: 42!

For anyone who doesn't understand, you'll have to read "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".

;-)
seaboardrr
9 years ago
"The answer is in the subject line: 42!"

I didn't even notice that at first. That's funny
mikeya02
9 years ago
Of course it's funny, Canadian dullards like Farmer would never get that
crazyjoe
9 years ago
I would shave my ass
ididthisonce
9 years ago
Motor - You need to leave your brain to science. I haven't figured out how it works but you are pretty damn interesting!
4got2wipe
9 years ago
"I would shave my ass"

Brilliant! And it makes it easier2wipe! ;)
ATACdawg
9 years ago
4got, I think you're lost. Doesn't this comment belong on crazyjoe's thread?
Clackport
9 years ago
That was fucking funny Art lol.
just_the_nuts
9 years ago
What will be hardest to get a bionic replacement for?

Brilliant !!!

My winky dinky
DoctorPhil
9 years ago
^^^^^^ the TUSCL short bus sure has a full load this year, i'll give you that. you don't have to worry though because you have your own reserved seat
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