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Dumb Hypothetical Question #42

motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
If you had to give up a body part what would you choose?

Think only in relationship to strip clubs. (this is TUSCL not Oprah)

A. Hands
B. Tongue
C. Eyes
D. Your winky-dink

What would you refuse to give up?

20 comments

  • warhawks
    9 years ago

    Eyes. I'm completely a visual person. I'd refuse to give up my eyes.

    I have to have visual stimulation (probably why I enjoy clubbing so much....)

    Shallow. I know. But I don't care. lol.
  • Dougster
    9 years ago
    What will be hardest to get a bionic replacement for?

    I think I'd go with eyes as well.
  • mikeya02
    9 years ago
    What would Stevie Wonder say?
  • warhawks
    9 years ago

    "You are blind as a bat, and I have sight...."

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Crxcy5nmae…
  • JamesSD
    9 years ago
    In relation to strip clubs? Easily tongue
  • JohnSmith69
    9 years ago
    Tongue -- no, I love to kiss. Last night all it took was one deep kiss from her and I'm hard as a rock. And she still had her clothes on. Not giving that up.

    Eyes -- No way I could live without getting to see the DS. She just sent me a pic from the club, and I must be able to see her.

    Penis -- obviously not.

    Hands -- I guess that is my choice by default. I can still feel in a manner of speaking with the tongue and penis.

    Can I give up nasal hair instead?
  • GACA
    9 years ago
    Tounge would be the easiest to give up. I'd still have my lips are
  • farmerart
    9 years ago
    Yup, motorhead, this is a dumb question.

    Have you rotted your brain by reading all of juice's drivel?
  • Clubber
    9 years ago
    motor,

    I have to back fa on his assessment. Sorry, my man.
  • mikeya02
    9 years ago
    hey farmer, a thousand weird questions by LDK, and now you spring into action? Since you're a no nonsense guy, why even comment?
  • ATACdawg
    9 years ago
    Why the confusion moto? The answer is in the subject line: 42!

    For anyone who doesn't understand, you'll have to read "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".

    ;-)
  • seaboardrr
    9 years ago
    "The answer is in the subject line: 42!"

    I didn't even notice that at first. That's funny
  • mikeya02
    9 years ago
    Of course it's funny, Canadian dullards like Farmer would never get that
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    I would shave my ass
  • ididthisonce
    9 years ago
    Motor - You need to leave your brain to science. I haven't figured out how it works but you are pretty damn interesting!
  • 4got2wipe
    9 years ago
    "I would shave my ass"

    Brilliant! And it makes it easier2wipe! ;)
  • ATACdawg
    9 years ago
    4got, I think you're lost. Doesn't this comment belong on crazyjoe's thread?
  • Clackport
    9 years ago
    That was fucking funny Art lol.
  • just_the_nuts
    9 years ago
    What will be hardest to get a bionic replacement for?

    Brilliant !!!

    My winky dinky
  • DoctorPhil
    9 years ago
    ^^^^^^ the TUSCL short bus sure has a full load this year, i'll give you that. you don't have to worry though because you have your own reserved seat
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