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Lesbians like yogurt. So watch what you GF eats for lunch. :)

http://jezebel.com/one-million-moms-protests-chobanis-sinful-lesbian-yogur-1712070130#Lesbians like yoogurt

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Does it seem like select group supports the Strip Club hobby?

Does it seem like select group supports the Strip Club hobby? First off, I am a regular. Every time I go in a strip club there is good percentage of regulars there. Over the years, have meet…

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OT: anybody else have amphibian pets?

Little 4got2ribbitt has been hopping around his cage, clinging to the glass, eating crickets, and generally having a good old frog time! Brilliant! :) Any of you guy have an amphibian pal? As a kid I had a pet tiger salamander!…

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What have you taken from these boards and applied to daily life?

There have been some pretty good jokes and sayings on here, but what has carried over into your personal life? 1. I do not take selfies like juice. 2. Every time a screw up a txt I type "sorry, sausage…

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Jaren Lockhart murder - & - dismemberment trial wrapping up

Jaren Lockhart murder - & - dismemberment trial wrapping up Howdy all, Book Guy here. A trial in my area, for the murder of a dancer and dismemberment of her body, is just wrapping up. I'm not on TUSCL much…

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End 2AMers. Set minimum age for entry to 30.

Six months after Juliet's Gentlemen's Club agreed to operate under certain restrictions, which were imposed after multiple nearby shootings, the strip club's probation period is nearly over - without incident. But neighborhood residents are still wary. "It's still a dark spot…

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crazyjoe has taken over the #2 spot on TUSCL's list of trolls.

Since rickdugan finally wised up and stopped feeding Dugster, nobody is paying attention to him. So crazyjoe with his obnoxious posts has taken over the #2 spot. The nigger, Juice is still hanging on to the #1 position. Honorable mention goes to mikeya2…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Got there on a wednesday night...

Got there on a wednesday night at midnight with a group of 3 girls and myself. Valet and the lady charging the cover were friendly. As soon as we got in the club my lady…

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

Nice club. Two dancers on two...

Nice club. Two dancers on two stages. 5 dollar cover. Parking is available and free. Girls are variable from 4 to 7's. Haven't seen any spectacular girls. Good for a quick trip especially without needing…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on a Tuesday night and the entrance fee was 10. There is a lot of parking in the front and back of the building. Once you pay the entrance fee…

Rick's Cabaret Fort Worth

Fort Worth, Texas

It has been about six months...

It has been about six months since I last reviewed this club and there haven't been any other reviews. I wanted to update what this club seemed like on this visit. I stopped in right…

Sugar Daddy's

Long Island City, New York

small club but nice look to...

small club but nice look to it. its your typical ny strip club thats plays hip hop/r&b. you have some good looking strippers and you have some busted looking ones. it didn't get crazy busy…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

I haven't been here in awhile...

I haven't been here in awhile so I decided to stop in on my way home from Youngstown. It was a Wednesday evening and there were 3 girls working the back room. Not sure…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Harem House is a nice little...

Harem House is a nice little dive club that I visit once a month or so. It's smaller than most other clubs in the area with only one stage that has two poles. The seating…

Vue Club (was Bare Elegance)

Clearwater, Florida

Just over the bridge, easy to...

Just over the bridge, easy to find, right across the street from an aromatherapy joint. They certainly try to make it feel like a much more exclusive and high-end experience usually reserved for back across…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

I went there with my girlfriend...

I went there with my girlfriend and like many clubs, most of the dancers stayed away from us. Very disappointing. The club was good - I would say for value it is better…

Love Cabaret (formerly TDs East)

Tucson, Arizona

I hadn't been to TD's East...

I hadn't been to TD's East since long before the fire, but I stopped by a few weeks ago. The club doesn't even resemble the old one. The dual-stage layout is gone and replaced…

Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe

North Bellmore, New York

i have been to biilly deans...

i have been to biilly deans several times and each time it was good. like most places the girls can be hit or miss but for the most part they are very sexy. they wear…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Paradise on a Wednesday is nice...

Paradise on a Wednesday is nice because of their $100 VIPs. These are the honorable mentions from that night. Nothing changes about the club. Its still shady looking in a shady looking plaza but sometimes…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I am a regular at Pandoras....

I am a regular at Pandoras. I went Sunday, June 14th. There were about 15 girls working. I sat back and watched the show for a few hours. A few girls came up to me…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Stopped by twice actually to check...

Stopped by twice actually to check out the club since it's change over from Columbus Gold to Scores, and it has definitely changed. In some ways for the better, but in some ways, in my…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

I headed out to Dolphn 2...

I headed out to Dolphn 2 on a recent Thursday night. I originally came to see my CF, she told me she would be there, she wasn't there. It's about time to get a new…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Arrived on a Thursday around 8pm....

Arrived on a Thursday around 8pm. $15 cover which seemed a little steep. There were 7 or 8 patrons and about 5 girls. The girls ranged from 5 to 8.There was a stage, but no…

Lapello

Dublin, Ireland

This place is horrible. It is...

This place is horrible. It is run by a Chinese - I've nothing wrong with that as I'm Chinese myself. But, the owner seems to be nonchalant about the concerns of their customers. Asking questions…

The Cadillac Club

Queenstown, New Zealand

For having such a massive party...

For having such a massive party scene, the strip clubs in Queenstown don't offer much. Walked in around 11, $20 cover. Typical 3 girls hanging around the bar, and one on a tiny stage. Expected…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Place was always one of the...

Place was always one of the top clubs with the best setup and now it seems like they are getting back to their roots. They are throwing out some dance specials and have gathered…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I'm becoming a little bit of...

I'm becoming a little bit of an addict with this club. Maybe I have a biased opinion but you should check out the inn when you can. I always with few exceptions get very high…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Names I could remember: - Veronica, smoking...

Names I could remember: - Veronica, smoking hot waitress with blond dreadlocks. - Shanelle / Chanel, AA spinner. - Danielle, chucky blond. - Milan, multiracial AA / White with short hair, average body (avoid this one, unless you are…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

I used to visit this place...

I used to visit this place often, not so much now. Most of the gentlemen's clubs just don't do the business that they did a few years ago. I typically go in the afternoons,…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Maybe 25 girls were on shift....

Maybe 25 girls were on shift. Names I could remember: - Pushy brunette shot girl, Shelby. - Jade / Mariah, brunette spinner. - Vada / Jada. - Dominique, fine AA with bolt-ons. - Carson, brunette spinner with small bolt-ons. - Melissa. -…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Thursday night visit. Names I could remember: -...

Thursday night visit. Names I could remember: - Jessica, chunky brunette. - McKenzie, brunette spinner. - Kira / Kyra, multiracial AA, average size. - Kia, amazon AA, dark skin. - Mocha, multiracial AA, average size. - At least 3 other chunky white…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Came here on a Monday night,...

Came here on a Monday night, checking it out for the first time. I read the reviews here, and knew to expect a more expensive, but more upscale experience, and wanted to see what my…

Gentlemen's Club

Spitalfields, England

So I heard that fantasia had...

So I heard that fantasia had reopened so I was making a trip up north. I saw on here that this place was recently reviewed so I mapped it and it wasn't that far from…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

I went to this place to...

I went to this place to check out the facilities and amateur night. Unfortunately, it took FOREVER for the amateurs to go up. I don't know why they kept stalking. However, I had the pleasure…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Gave the Blue another try after...

Gave the Blue another try after disastrous visit in the winter. The girls were not great, average at best. The only two paying attention for a while we're an old Brazilian who basically gave me…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

It has been a long time...

It has been a long time since I visited this club, but I was in the area on business and had a few hours to kill. I always go in the afternoon or very…

Smugglers

Owen Sound, Ontario

This had to be the worst...

This had to be the worst strip club I've ever been to. My expectations weren't very high but I did expect better. Stopped in on a Saturday night around 9:00pm and stayed till close only…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

I went to two strip clubs...

I went to two strip clubs this Friday night, Club Risque then here. I left the other sc thinking I'd find something better and I was completely wrong. What a stinkhole. I'm pretty sure there…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went here on a Sunday...

I went here on a Sunday night with a friend of mine as we were looking to kill time before meeting a few of our friends at Champs right down the road on Delaware Ave.…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

After spending an hour or so...

After spending an hour or so tipping stage side at Hollywood, I was looking to polish off the evening. So I headed over to Dollies for a more interactive experience. Dollie's Playhouse has been described numerous…

Club Risque

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

2 dancers counting when I left...

2 dancers counting when I left about 930 pm Friday. Nice girls, however not so attractive looking. One black and one thick white gal with short brown hair. It took them a little while to…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

I think most of the good...

I think most of the good reviews here are a fake. New ownership moanership. I was actually in here in person, and for as nice as the layout is for the club, it’s a waste…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Given the reputation, had to try...

Given the reputation, had to try this place out. I wasn't disappointed, but I also wasn't super-impressed. My impression: Nice new place, but some of the same old dancers from clubs around…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

So I decided to go by...

So I decided to go by this place, Shooter Alley, for the first time. I was getting off work and needed to find a little relaxation. The first thing I noticed was that it was…

Fairways Inn

Smyrna, Delaware

Stopped in to see the new...

Stopped in to see the new Fairways. First time since rebuilding from a fire almost 2 years ago. On this day, there was one dancer on stage. The rest of the dancers…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

I was in town Tuesday evening...

I was in town Tuesday evening for business so I decided to swing into Sammy's and check it out. I had been to the one in Mobile and the one in Pensacola and wasn't…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Stopped into HAK's on 6-19-16. ...

Stopped into HAK's on 6-19-16. It had been over 2 months since my last visit. On this day, there were 6 dancers working. There were some new faces. Took advantage of…

New Green Frog

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

I stopped by Green Frog on...

I stopped by Green Frog on Tuesday after I left Sammys. The two clubs are beside each other and as I was going into sammys I saw a fine girl getting into her car…

The Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Came here on a Friday night...

Came here on a Friday night during a buddy's bachelor party. One nice thing, it's right down the street from a great brewery called Golden Road. So even though they don't serve booze,…

Pacers

San Diego, California

Saturday night visit for a bachelor...

Saturday night visit for a bachelor party. First impression, this place feels more like a Vegas club than California. It's pretty nice inside with lots of lights and nice seating areas. We…

Cowgirls

Lawton, Oklahoma

So one day I jump...

So one day I jump on here and notice a new club opened up. So me and a buddy decided to check it out. So, this place is literally the platinum club that it…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

By 1:30pm parking lot pretty crowded....

By 1:30pm parking lot pretty crowded. No valet yet, so I found a spot and parked. Plenty of spaces across the "street" but it is crossing four lanes at the light. Big shopping center…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to pure gold. I normally don't like byob but I figured I would give it a shot since its the only nude club around here. So I stopped at the…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

This place is good for a...

This place is good for a post-booze visit, as long as you mind your money. The girls can be aggressive for a dance, and if you turn them down at all, some will completely ignore…

Dreamgirls at Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Stopped into the new " foxs"...

Stopped into the new " foxs" after being away for years....i must say not much has changed inside other than cosmetic type stuff....the talent was on par with what i expected. Being a late thur…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Walked into the Harem at about...

Walked into the Harem at about 1030 on a Thursday night. It is a big place, two stories with smoking rooms (?) and VIP booths on the second floor which surrounds the first floor kind…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Perfect Ten is a club that's...

Perfect Ten is a club that's a little out of the way, but usually worth the trip. It is more in Round Rock than Austin. It is down a little used road and has a…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

My buddy and I were in...

My buddy and I were in town and decided to check out a club on a Thursday night around 10pm. I have had great experiences in the past at Diamond Dolls so we decided to…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Been to a couple strip clubs...

Been to a couple strip clubs in Vegas, CA, and FL....this one has better looking girls but setting is not the best. It's not that big, no private dances, and bathroom is a hole…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

First time visit to this club....

First time visit to this club. I was very isolated with a lot of parking. Both exterior and interior of the club are very nice. I was surprised by…

Poisson

Ciudad Santa Catarina, Nuevo León

I was on assignment from USA...

I was on assignment from USA for a week to Monterrey. So I thought I should visit this club because I got from one of my friend that he liked this club. When I entered…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I recently went to Tds Eubank...

I recently went to Tds Eubank for my friends birthday. The quality of Eubank has really gone up since the "Tds gold club" days. Don't get me wrong, the club still looks exactly…

Sharky's Lounge

Dayton, Ohio

I haven't been around in awhile....

I haven't been around in awhile. I see my last review got flagged. Yes, I misspoke. I thought I went on Sunday, but they are closed on Sundays. They have what…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

On my bi-annual trip to the...

On my bi-annual trip to the Rhino I was yet again underwhelmed - maybe I have overdosed on the Rhino after all these years. The 'wow factor" has gone as the costs have gone up…

Dancers Cabaret

Sydney, New South Wales

According to these reviews it has...

According to these reviews it has been three years since I visited Dancers. According to my last review, I liked the place and thought it was pretty good value (especially the drinks). Am I ever…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

Went her for my bachelor party...

Went her for my bachelor party with a group. Wasnt very busy whioch surprised us. Still, enough hot girls to keep us happy. Had good buckets of beer deals which worked well for the group…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Hustler Club is in The Flats...

Hustler Club is in The Flats next to Christies Cabaret. Both places are supposed to be nice fancy strip clubs. So I guess you really can't go wrong with 2 clubs next to each other.…

Chicas Cabaret

Houston, Texas

This is a nude club =>...

This is a nude club => BYOB! The great looking stage dancers (and private dances) were nude. There were about 10 dancers when I arrived at 9PM on a Thursday night. The valet said parking…

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Jeralean Talley: World's oldest person dies at 116

"The 116-year-old woman died at her Inkster home Wednesday night." The story fails to mention that Jeralean was the best looking dancer at Bogart's, which is just down the street. http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2015/06/18/jeralean-talley-dead-oldest-woman/28923509/

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Anybody done this before? (Note: drugs are not necessarily involved)

I emailed an ex girlfriend today. The woman I lost my virginity to. Pretty sure she's single. Asked if she wanted to meet to catch up. This is not about sex. She has turned hideously ugly since…

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Tootsies or Follies?

I favor an afternoon visit.

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Bruce & Caitlyn Jenner

Bruce's dog http://www.hdwallpaperscool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pitbull-dog-lovely-images-widescreen-new-fresh-hd-wallpapers-of-pitbull-dog-free-download.jpg

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The SC (Supreme Court) Actually Gets Two Decisions In A Row Correct! A New Moder

The first was easy: you can't have one law about limitations of the size of a sign for commercial advertising and another for religious messages. That's discriminatory against religions and the ruling was 9-0. The second was more nebulous: can…

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anybody in the mood for a blow job.

Here's an option to get a blow job whenever and wherever you want. You don't even have to go to a strip club. Be sure to watch the video. http://www.autoblow2.com This was me mentioned in a article that shadowcat posted.…

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A story for Bubba

Bubba, as requested. I hope this brings a toothless grin to your face. This happened two days ago. She wore a tiny little crop top tonight for our date. I love summer! This tiny little thing leaves nothing to…

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Could this be georegemicrodong? :)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/17/sex-organ-beauty-pageants_n_7572184.html

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Challenge for the juice man

I bet you can't beat this guy drinking syrup. Then you woll need to try the prune juice challenge https://youtu.be/uAjYYz5HzZA

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Fitness Tips

Here is how to make all your friends think you are getting fit https://youtu.be/h56ybA5Kve8

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How women check out bulges

https://youtu.be/TeN6Pg--XU8

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Women looking at Dick Pics

https://youtu.be/F2ZnCrUvvKA

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Other than Kate Upton what female's face do you want to see on the new $10 bill?

How about Jane Fonda?

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Double Life: Proof That Most Women Are Crazy

So this is straight from the script of a Lifetime movie. I don't know any of these people, but I know one of the victims friends, as this is a true story. Woman has a husband for over 20 years and has…

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Man on Trial for Murder and Dismemberment of Stripper

This story is all too real. Check the photos of the victim and the killers. http://www.wlox.com/story/29343650/judge-refuses-mistrial-for-man-accused-of-killing-jaren-lockhart

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Thanks san_jose_guy!

The urban dictionary definition for "oops" that san_jose_guy linked to was just brilliant! I especially love how it was submitted by "Child Hatter"! Thanks for the laughs san_jose_guy! :) oops (v) to engage in sexual intercourse with the intent, unbeknownst to…

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Portland strip club operator pleads guilty in scheme to promote prostitution, ch

Is it really a crime to promote prostitution and cheat the IRS? http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/06/portland_strip_club_operator_p.html

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Do Strippers Like Football?

An oldie, but a classic Drunken lap dance at Cowboys game http://youtu.be/DIAibJZDdqc

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Looks like a converted house. ...

Looks like a converted house. Parking is along one side of the building, front in at an angle and you have to back out to get out. More parking across the street, which…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Going to Flamingo is always an...

Going to Flamingo is always an exercise in limiting your expectations. For instance there is almost never anyone dancing on stage, it doesn't matter what time of the day or night I've gone or the…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Decent trip. While the drive to...

Decent trip. While the drive to providence is probably worth it, the foxy Brockton is a decent choice if you don't have the extra time. $10 cover, nice parking lot. Next to a car wash…

Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club

Valley Grove, West Virginia

Got in free with CDL which...

Got in free with CDL which was a plus. Beer was cheap, under $4 for a big frosted mug, which was nice, too. There were a few girls who were awesome dancers, a…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Damn, this place sucks. I...

Damn, this place sucks. I could only stand being in here for 15 minutes and then my ears started hurting. They REALLY blast the music. It's like a show, the seats are…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Just don't go on afternoons and...

Just don't go on afternoons and you should be fine. Stopped by for lunch around 2pm. Very posh club which a phenomenal light and sound system, projector TV, along with easily 20 HD TV's all…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Came here with a bachelor party...

Came here with a bachelor party group of 8 guys on a Saturday night. The cover was $20 and opted not to do bottle service but were still able to get a table in the…

Riverside Sports Bar & Lounge

Umatilla, Oregon

This club is on the border...

This club is on the border of Oregan and Washington, 30 min away from Tri cities. I was there for a project, and why not pay a visit to the club. This club is divided into…

Babes Gentleman's Club

Attalla, Alabama

I visit Babe's every 3 months...

I visit Babe's every 3 months when I'm in Gadsden for work. I've yet to see the same dancers in there (I usually go on a Tuesday evening), but the ones I do see in…

Sue's Rendezvous II

Mount Vernon, New York

went on a Monday night at...

went on a Monday night at 10pm...way too early. there was only two dancers on stage and they seemed bored. they were definitely very thick and very attractive though. all the other girls were in…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

Even on the least busy days...

Even on the least busy days of the week, you see beautiful women strut their stuff at Beamers. The vibe is laid-back, and as others have stated before the overwhelming majority of the performers are…

Chez Pierre

Edmonton, Alberta

Stopped in on a Wednesday night...

Stopped in on a Wednesday night about 9:45 or so before leaving town the next morning, All in all a pretty slow night. The club was nice enough although there were no dancers probably for…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

The Good and bad.....This club looks...

The Good and bad.....This club looks nice on the outside and the inside is pretty nice too. Comfy chairs and tables and a large club although set up a little weird for my taste. The…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Bourbon St. Circus. Sativa in...

Bourbon St. Circus. Sativa in the parking lot, and headed in for an interesting evening. Paid my cover, met the bouncers (no wanding), walked into complete f*ck^ng darkness. Because of the darkness…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

A took a trip to Bogarts...

A took a trip to Bogarts recently on a Sunday night. There were about 6-7 girls working, but only about 10 guys, so the ratio was relatively good. However, there unfortunately were no…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Stopped by late Monday last week....

Stopped by late Monday last week. Lightly staffed on this night. Around ten dancers. Quality was very average. Names that I remember: Kennedy, Ruby, Monica, Carmen, Angel. Would have…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

I stopped into this place about...

I stopped into this place about a month ago around 4pm on a weekday afternoon. The only other Mass clubs I've been to are the Glass Slipper and Centerfolds in Boston, and I was disappointed…

Club K5 Relax

Prague, Czechia

I where in Prague for business...

I where in Prague for business a couple of weeks ago, after a great meal in a restaurant close to Namesti Miru metro station I decide to go for a drink at K5 Relax. When…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

I like the location, easy off...

I like the location, easy off and on the 401, this is my last stop of all the airport strip clubs and being a Monday most clubs have the dogs come out, I rate…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

I had been to Go Go...

I had been to Go Go Rama about 10 years ago and at that time it was a fantastic club. I was in the area recently, so I decided to give it a try,…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

I tried to give this place...

I tried to give this place another shot. Went by about 5 o'clock after work. Dancers didn't seem interested. They were either with some regulars or on their phones. The one that did I…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I had made a visit on...

I had made a visit on a monday afternoon and I was not expecting much since I have been in this place many times and been shocked that some of the talent but it was…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

I always enjoy going to the...

I always enjoy going to the Go Go Rama. The girls are very friendly, there is touching allowed but it really depends on the girl and how comfortable she is with you. It costs $10…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I've been to the foxy lady...

I've been to the foxy lady before, so I usually know what to expect. The parking lot is composed of rocks, but during the daytime both parking and cover are free. Upon entering the club,…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

Hott22..... Been here many times over...

Hott22..... Been here many times over the past few years. Costs 20 to get in. Layout is exactly as I remembered it. Stage in the shape of a T..........One thing to remember about this place…

Little Daddy's Show Club

Kokomo, Indiana

I had not been to a...

I had not been to a club in a long time and was surprised how far I could go with the ladies. Very friendly but really made sure you knew you needed to pay…

Whispers

Basehor, Kansas

The wife and I went on...

The wife and I went on a Friday night and it was moderately busy like normal. Usually have a favorite girl we like to get dances from but she wasn't there that night and we…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

This is my third time at...

This is my third time at this place and it just gets better with every visit. There is no dancing going on at all, all the women just hand around the bar and talk to…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

######### NOTE: -------- I don't visit this club often...

######### NOTE: -------- I don't visit this club often and with clubs I've never visited b/f or often I tend to get extra-detailed w/ my info thus leading to long reviews – thus this review is rather lengthy…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

This has been my go-to club...

This has been my go-to club in Tucson for a few years now. It is close to I-10, so is convenient form that standpoint, and is a sister-club to the TD's clubs in Albuquerque. Quite…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Hadn't been to Bogie's since they...

Hadn't been to Bogie's since they remodeled the stage and moved the DJ booth. More seating now but otherwise unchanged layout. Since this was $10 dance day I was not surprised that the…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

This was my first time at...

This was my first time at a club in Toronto, Ontario, Canada (or anywhere else in CA). So I'll try to take things at face value. But it was different. There were…

Tease

Kokomo, Indiana

Yesterday was my birthday so a...

Yesterday was my birthday so a buddy and i hit some clubs. Tease was our second stop. The place definitely the nicest physical club in kokomo. The dancer were about average for…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

What can you add to an...

What can you add to an Oasis review? This is a decent club with a nice variety of dancers and the majority are very nice looking. I went on a Thursday evening around…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

I visited Club Downtown on a...

I visited Club Downtown on a Friday evening, got there around 9:00, stayed until midnight. When I got there things were still pretty quiet. The stage was empty every third song and there were only a…

Lace Wayne

Wayne, New Jersey

Whent here two nights with co-workers...

Whent here two nights with co-workers staying close by for business first night was dead dancer quality was not great second night much more talent mostly Russian had a few decent lap dances security was…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The club had a bike show...

The club had a bike show on Sunday afternoon so I took a ride to check it out. I arrived about 1 PM and the lot had about 50 motorcycles already there. Lot of dancers…

The Body Shop Lounge

Cornwall, Ontario

Last strip club in Cornwall. There...

Last strip club in Cornwall. There use to be three a few years back. Smaller club but friendly bar staff and a regular DJ who's been working there forever. I arrived with a buddy at…

Heartbeats Exotic Nightclub

Springfield, Michigan

I was on vacation in Michigan...

I was on vacation in Michigan for week and hit two strip clubs each in Battle Creek, the Detroit suburbs, and Grand Rapids. This is the first of six reviews from that trip. I visited…

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NYC Reccs?

I'm in New York for the next couple months. I won't have a lot of spare time but I'd like to check out a club or two. Any recommendations for mid-range spots? I checked out Pumps in…

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Hair or Bare

This is definitely not a good trend. http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/17/living/feat-feminist-armpit-hair/index.html

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Slang for masturbating.....

The ones with food in them crack me up... bop the baloney slap the salami wank the wiener jerk the gherkin slam the ham Any others you've used?

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OMG Hollywood's Sexist Double Standards!

Selena Gomez, looks like she is with two strip club PL's. Going to strip clubs does that to a guy. It did for me. I don't dress for women. But this will probably be changing soon. https://www.yahoo.com/style/this-one-picture-captures-everything-wrong-with-121696530878.html SJG Eric Clapton, Doyle Bramhall II,…

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Is it shitty to be an opportunist in this situation?

Dancer is a solid 8. Fine and sweet. Not really one of my favorites but we have talked some. In the past I’ve tactfully hinted at OTC which she not so tactfully refused. Okay, fair enough.…

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Like Ranukam, I have a dilemma

I moved a few months ago and I now how a mother and daughter living right next door and no man around. I can't decide which one to go after. The daughter is 10 years younger than me and the…

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How do I maneuver this?

Check out this thread for reference. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=35526 Basically I saw someone who works with me dancing in the strip club last week (she is in the 8.5 to 9 range). Her best friend (I've known her for a long time) was…

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This would make rickboy ldk in public

Chick with a dick prank https://youtu.be/B85C-Y5mTXU

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Rickdugan's Atf

http://newyork.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/sexy-top-travesti-girl-ready-to-host-and-give-you-pleasure-real-pics/28697635

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AMP Pranks a must see

http://youtu.be/NJME1DQnNgM

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Once you go black, you can't go back. :)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3126793/Rachel-Dolezal-poses-provocative-glamour-girl-shots-complete-knee-length-braids-bellybutton-ring-two-years-outed-white.html

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Backpage hooker pranks

http://youtu.be/CuV9bkyfdHg

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No further discussion

Can we stop this Michael vs LeBron debate right now. 2-4 sez it all

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Hypothetical situation questions

Dancer D and customer C meet and start regular ITC extras relationship. They eventually do OTC sometimes to supplement their ITC activities. Both are single, no SO. Then D gets a live in girlfriend G. G…

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next time you sleep in a hotel ask for a "extra" pillow

New Code To Ask For Prostitute in 5 Star Hotels |…: http://youtu.be/g-cTQbKgpbk

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Give me $5 or I'll shoot you.

A minor drinking at Big Daddy’s Show Club Saturday night faces three felony charges after allegedly pointing a gun at someone who wouldn’t give him $5. Kokomo police were dispatched to Big Daddy’s, 1503 N. Davis Road, at about 11:49 p.m.…

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Dog goes down on dog. Floriduh of course.

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/animal-sex/canine-sex-arrest-657092

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johntv.com busted LDK having sex in his car

John' Busted with Young Street Prostitute in Jun…: http://youtu.be/HGMG8VfctkY

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Motels running drive thru prostitution

Sex For Sale at Local Motel: http://youtu.be/oc2_e45-0M4

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Busted having da sex at McDonald's

Couple caught having sex in the McDonald's Bathro…: http://youtu.be/5GbJI14QLto

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Strip club prostitution arreste in Phoenix Arizona

Prostitution bust at Phoenix strip club: http://youtu.be/m1LePahyks4

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Laffy Taffy

Lmfao !!! Lmfao !!! Lmfao !!! Lmfao !!! Lmfao !!! Lmfao !!! Lmfao !!! Lmfao !!! Lmfao !!! Lmfao !!! Lmfao !!! Lmfao !!! Lmfao !!! Lmfao !!! Lmfao !!! Lmfao !!! Lmfao !!! Lmfao !!! Lmfao !!! Lmfao !!!…

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Their goes ricky boy again drunk driven on wisky, stroking off bouncers and forc

Their goes ricky boy again drunk driven on wisky, stroking off bouncers and forcing coked out strippers to have unprotected sex with him Their goes ricky boy again drunk driven on wisky, stroking off bouncers and forcing coked out strippers…

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What are you? (on a scale of 1-10)

We always rate girls, but let's switch it around. On a scale of 1-10 based on looks what would girls rate you? Be truthful This should be interesting

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Love vs Having Fun

I'm a young guy in my 20's, and I really love women. Right now almost every day of the week (whether it be a gym, nightclub, bar, school, work etc), I try to find new girls to fuck. My motto…

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Anyone know how to find a lizard in your house?

It's hot as hell outside and the stupid thing snuck inside. Last saw it in my living room under the sofa.

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Remember that episode of The Walking Dead?......

The one where the group has to kill a bunch of zombies, encounter a new group of survivors, and a new conflict ensues?

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Da Nutz

That wanna be black woman is getting nuttier by the day.

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The funniest thing I have ever seen. And it was in a strip club.

This is absolutely the funniest thing that I have ever seen. Ever. Nothing else comes even close. This was so funny that I paid $40 to get a picture of it. I'm in a new club that I've never been…

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OT: for crazyjoe! Space poop is brilliant!

Check it out http://io9.com/read-what-happens-when-astronauts-poop-their-pants-in-s-471427022

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Anyone here watch the CBS tv show Big Brother?

Just curious as I am a big fan, known as a Superfan in the BB community(one who watches the show, the live feeds, goes to BB messages boards etc. Like a BB PL) , and have watched every season(1-16) plus…

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Ex-Ravens cheerleader pleads guilty to child sex

When I was a 15-year-old boy, I would have loved for a MILF to rape me. http://www.delawareonline.com/story/news/crime/2015/06/16/hearing-set-ex-ravens-cheerleader-accused-sex-boy-delaware/28803075/

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Video that broke the Internet: Lindsey Pelas and friends cook out

This video of Lindsey and her hot friends cooking out: http://coed.com/2015/06/16/watch-lindsey-pelas-sexy-bbq-video-hot-pics/ isn't as sexy as my recent post of Lindsey jogging braless: http://www.wwtdd.com/2015/03/lindsey-pelas-running-braless-in-slo-mo-video/ But what stripper-loving man (or lopaw) doesn't love watching a bevy of busty beauties in bikinis imbibing…

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If Yoda had tried to have a Stripperweb girl show in front of TUSCL members.....

this would have happened.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqkIYm3Hg9A

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She asks: "Are you going to cum in my mouth?"

My answer: "Probably, to be honest. Is that a problem?" This after I was preparing to walk because she wanted me to wear a rubber for a lousy blowjob. It all worked out just fine, but I felt like…

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Warm up dances

Today I had a stripper that I wanted to take to VIP tell me that she wouldn't do much more than she was doing out of the floor during table dances. I appreciated the honesty. Then she told me that…

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"Outside was a bit iffy."

Club Koyote https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=2945 "The appearance from the outside is nothing to brag about, and the area is pretty shady looking." "I was not expecting much from this place. I had never heard very many good things about it." "It is an ugly dump of…

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Shit Tricks

If you want to freak out your girlfriend, just eat lots and lots of cooked beets. The more the better. Then your shit will be red and will turn the water red like a red tea bag. Just leave it…

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Ricky Boy aka Da Stroker

Here is how ricky got started down the path of stroking bouncers and managers. He is the one on the park bench trying to sneak a picture. He got so turned on his pecker was poking his pants. He was…

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OT: Sport Bikes

Any of yall ride sport bikes ? And if so what do you ride and how do you like it?

Politics

Trump is running for President....

I'm watching him ripping US leaders a new ass hole right now....

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Blaze Starr, who put the tease in strip, dies at 83

RIP http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/06/16/burlesques-blaze-starr-who-put-the-tease-in-strip-dies-at-83/

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Boob views

What do you like better, Underboobs Sideboobs Down shirt Cleavage

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Spit or Swallow

These college hoes got it figured out... https://youtu.be/IX3HZNgRR34

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Asking hot girls when they masterbated last

https://youtu.be/-rC1usjklTI

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You can't trust anybody!

Turns out the raccoon riding an alligator might be fake! Not brilliant! www.cbc.ca/news/trending/florida-man-s-photo-of-a-raccoon-riding-an-alligator-might-be-fake-1.3114781

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OT: Pizza Hut is brilliant!

Ever had a problem deciding between ordering a hot dog or a pizza? Now you don't need to decide! Brilliant! www.usatoday.com/story/money/2015/06/11/hot-dog-stuffed-pizza-coming--pizza-hut/71055186/

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Who was more anti-social?

Alucard or Dougster? close contest. On any given day either could win. But I guess I vote Alucard overall based on (1) the hate list -- which I think I was on, and (2) Dougster's compassionate love affair with…

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Club Review Repercussions...

Has anyone ever heard if our reviews on this site have any effect on club or individual dancer business? I thought of this when a club I visited recently was shut down for violating an ordinance regarding conduct…

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scenario. If you rarely got sexually aroused during lap dances after 3 drinks, w

I think yes. It could still feel good having someone rub up against you even if you're not sexually excited by it. plus you could have titties in your face. I should add to this scenario for all the non drinkers…

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In case you wondered

This is not me cause I don't fuck subordinates. But if I did I would last a lot more than two minutes, http://dailym.ai/1QAlWi1

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Are condoms reusable

Vincent Valentine is a badass https://youtu.be/m2QkXkvWM0I

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Need More Brains?

Try this one out. You could remember everything you forgot. Maybe 4got2wipe might remember2wipe https://youtu.be/uNt-KHL_jGo

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GOT (Game Of Thrones) - Nudity Scam

I watch very little TV. Aside from sports, I don't even know why I have cable, oh that's right, Mrs. Shailynn lives here too. Two shows I do watch are Walking Dead and GOT, and I always thought Cersei Lannister…

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Need a washing machine?

https://player.vimeo.com/video/57468088?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0&color=d30000&api=1&player_id=media-player

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Who likes ice cream?

https://www.youtube.com/embed/tnOkJS-_Um8

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Spotted crazy Joe's equivalent in the animal kingdom

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/what-does-the-raccoon-riding-an-alligator-represent-2015-06-15

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Need Lesbian Tech Support (Lopaw?)

So I went with a lesbian stripper to buy tampons. But she noticed next to the tampons they have cups now. Yeah, I know, ewww. I said what are you going to charge weirdos for a drink?…

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Corny jokes

Sinc you guys seem to like them.. I didn't watch the Walking dead.. but I love a good corny joke, you know the ones you really shouldn't laugh at. http://www.viralthread.com/really-stupid-but-equally-brilliant-rick-grimes-jokes/

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Would you spend over $100K on an ugly woman with gross fake tits?

http://dailym.ai/1MWbbkA

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Juice, Crazy Joe and Dougster share a meal together

http://youtu.be/riJl6qdkXJ4

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Baseball ......Roberto Clemente's arm....

Do not try to say that this guy or that guy had a better arm. He was 37 in this clip. Notice he turned awkwardly to his right, and threw a 300 ft strike to the plate FLAT FOOTED! When he…

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JuiceMane suicide mane drank

Blendurrr - Blending 43 Energy Drinks: http://youtu.be/cu-63uJS1KA

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Eating like a fat ass and trippy mane

Eating like a Fatass, Backwards (5000+ Calories): http://youtu.be/QmnIyyv5-GY

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What really happened to Alucard......

He changed his name but the mob caught on..... he even tried to kill Dougster..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoL6a37d1Rg

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Any good clubs in Cleveland have high mileage?

ld, bj, hj type of ordeals?

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How are they special?

I saw this in DT Miami. Wondering if anyone (lopaw?) knows why they would be "special"? https://www.tumblr.com/blog/clubber-bat

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LDK

This will help all the guys that cum too quickly during a dance. https://youtu.be/1Oo9Fw6hWT4

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Now I understand "Fuck her in the pussy" posts

http://www.thewrap.com/tv-news-reporters-speak-out-about-explosion-of-explicit-fhritp-taunts/

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Strippers in the making....

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2015/06/12/video-shows-teen-as-tumbles-over-cruise-ship-stairwell-rail/?intcmp=ob_article_footer_mobile&intcmp=obnetwork

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Here's another Clubber article. :)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3123950/Best-grow-Winners-bizarre-Chinese-women-s-armpit-hair-competition-crowned.html

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Follow up

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/06/15/trial-set-for-man-accused-killing-and-dismembering-new-orleans-stripper-dumping/ On FOX, so likely all lies, correct?

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Just the nuts a true story

Once open I time their was this fat ass named Da juiceman that used to club and never get laid. I mean little boy juicy would spend $500 to $1,000 and never even LDK.....then juice was up one night eating…

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Retired

I have retired. Not from strip clubbing (that would be crazy) but from working. With my savings, investments, 401-K, and Social Security, I will have more disposable income in retirement than I did while working. My monthly Social Security check…

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Which clubs in Cleveland have the most latinas?

Any clubs have the largest assortment of latina women?