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Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Only in town for 2 days...

Only in town for 2 days and somewhat restless, I dropped by the Bird after 11:00 and found the place pretty dead. Three guys on the outside walls and a couple of dancers in…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

I've been here a few times...

I've been here a few times before. The club has gone through some changes. Apparently it was sold to Deja Vu a while ago? That's what a few of the dancers told…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

My wife and I flew in...

My wife and I flew in this past weekend from Los Angeles on a business trip and we were looking for the right place to go. After reviewing all the available options, my wife was…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

It's Been while I haven't been...

It's Been while I haven't been to lookers Still looking the same they have a few new girls working now from what I saw I only stayed for a short time. I was in the…

Phipps Tavern

Hayward, Wisconsin

Very good Northwoods get away!...

Very good Northwoods get away! The dancers like to have a good time. I thought the alcohol prices were very fair here. They have a very nice corner booth for personal…

Angels

Elizabeth, New Jersey

As always when I'm in the...

As always when I'm in the area I stop in at Nardones. All the girls here are friendly and drinks and food are reasonable. Parking is scarce but once you find a spot and pay…

Frolics

Portland, Oregon

So it was a Wednesday night...

So it was a Wednesday night and was looking for a good time. It had been a long day at work and I wanted to treat myself. My buddy told me about Frolics…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

I went to the Detroit (Lincoln...

I went to the Detroit (Lincoln Park) Michigan recently on a Friday night. The club itself is pretty nice, though I have been to better clubs elsewhere. The food is quite good. The bar…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

Been away from the SC scene...

Been away from the SC scene for a while. Was out with some friends after a long ass happy hour, was still drunk, but decided stop through since it was on the way…

Paradise City

Lexington, Kentucky

This review covers two separate visits...

This review covers two separate visits to this place on a couple of Saturdays. The first was from early this year in January. I arrived around 9:30 and did not have to pay…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Headed to LD while in LV...

Headed to LD while in LV on business. It's located in a very industrial part of town and there's a fairly large parking lot. On entering there's a metal detector-which is a little…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

Walked in after 3PM on Sunday....

Walked in after 3PM on Sunday. 3 Dancers were there, and 3 customers sitting around. Bartender came over right away, and got a draft, $3.75 for a pint. You can smoke in the…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

The private dance booths/rooms are quite...

The private dance booths/rooms are quite nice and clean. A curtain closes for privacy and two of the walls are fully mirrored so you can see every angle of the action you paid for. The…

Grandview Gentlemen's Club

Covington Township, Pennsylvania

First time here on Saturday night,...

First time here on Saturday night, we arrived around midnight with a group of about 15 guys for a bachelor party. $20/cover was a little disappointing, but they made up for it with the…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

After a few months I was...

After a few months I was able to stop by on a Tuesday afternoon when nearby. It was very slow when I arrived around four and it took forever to get a beer when there…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

I've described the club before, ...

I've described the club before, read my previous review for a description. Club is Beutiful, nicest one I've been to and even better than penthouse in terms of looks, layout, and atmosphere.…

Stadium Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Came back for another stadium happy...

Came back for another stadium happy hour and it never disappoints.. parking is free in the front as long as there is a space available. open bar is always worth it.. also got a table…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went for a bachelor party on...

Went for a bachelor party on a Thursday night. Was very impressed with the amount and quality of the dancers for a weekday night. We had a large group so we had bottle service, considering…

Devil's Point

Portland, Oregon

It was pretty good from the...

It was pretty good from the little experience I've had. But what I really liked most about this club is I didn't feel to pushed to part with my money before I was ready too.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Stopped by on a Monday afternoon....

Stopped by on a Monday afternoon. Most of the same girls that are usually there were there today. Sadly a couple of the ones that I enjoyed have moved on so I need to start…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

This place is old and run...

This place is old and run down but has a unique charm to it. I recommend going, only if to see if any gems are working, because this place is inexpensive and good mileage…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

I was in town for work...

I was in town for work and decided have some fun. The club looks like nothing on the outside and not much better on the inside.It was managed by an older couple who collected the…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Stopped by this club on a...

Stopped by this club on a Thursday night and was immediately put off by the parking. I had to circle around to find a spot. The club looks good on the outside but the inside…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

This club is a tourist trap....

This club is a tourist trap. There is no cover but there is a two drink minimum. The maitre D sat me next to the stage and my drink order was taken, the waitress returned…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

It was free in the afternoon...

It was free in the afternoon so I went to the coliseum around 2:00. Valet parking was 7 dollars and no cover during the day which is nice. The bouncer asked where I would like…

The Cabaret

Belleville, Ontario

Went with my boyfriend and was...

Went with my boyfriend and was a little disappointed with the place appearance-wise, l was expecting velvet couches, ambient lighting, maybe some sneaker pimps or portishead playing... It was clean enough, even the bathrooms, but…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

The construction is done and the...

The construction is done and the result is really good. Very nicely appointed interior with new tables and chairs; private rooms (I did not partake, but they are posh); main couch room furnishings (i did…

PT's Brooklyn

East St. Louis, Illinois

I went here the other night...

I went here the other night and I must say, even though it was seedy and the dancers themselves weren't as good as I was hoping, they definitely had the right moves. It wasn't…

Dixie Rose Cabaret

Abilene, Texas

Dixie Rose used to be West...

Dixie Rose used to be West Texas Cabaret, which used to be Maximus, which used to be Desiree's. You know what they say, "a rose by any other name..." Despite trying to fix…

Club Starlight

Los Angeles, California

Generally, I visit Club Fantasy. ...

Generally, I visit Club Fantasy. But, prompted by others' comments, I decided to give this place a try again after a considerably long absence. I have gone there four times in the past…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

My second time this month, and...

My second time this month, and I would've waited another couple of weeks so that I could get VIP on here, but I cant resist. I had the time of my life with this young…

Lipstix

Council Bluffs, Iowa

This is really the only club...

This is really the only club left in the area that can be a fun no pressure place. I went there on a Saturday around 8 not intending to stay long. They had two dancers…

Kokai

El Paso, Texas

Well I was bored and decided...

Well I was bored and decided to try this club and it is safe to say the reviews are dead on! This club only has one or two girls working at a time and they…

Fantasy's at the Beach

Fort Myers Beach, Florida

I have always enjoyed this place...

I have always enjoyed this place but not this time. The girls were not memorable at all. Too much ink and attitude. The one gal that was probably a 6 and the best there was…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Dancers are very hot, a big...

Dancers are very hot, a big step up from the cheaper downtown Minneapolis clubs and on par with the more expensive clubs. To add to the good news, lap dances are only $10.…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

I have been visiting RI Dolls...

I have been visiting RI Dolls on a weekly basis for a few of years. This club is always clean, well run and stocked with plenty of good looking young ladies. RI Dolls…

Pegasus Lounge

Leesville, Louisiana

I gotta be honest, this place...

I gotta be honest, this place should not be rated after going to Vegas... or Tampa... or El Paso (not that it is well known for it's strip clubs, but that's my point). First…

Godfather's 3

Wheeling, West Virginia

I went in this place knowing...

I went in this place knowing it was going to be a bit of a dive but I think I got more than I bargained for. I think the place is going be the…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Dropped by for an hour on...

Dropped by for an hour on a Sunday night. I don't come here often so I dont know many names. Cherry introduced herself, a little rough looking and very small and thin. I had read…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Headed over to ballpark after sneaking...

Headed over to ballpark after sneaking out of work early. Kimmie w the big boobs shows some wear but is pleasant and friendly behind the bar. Usual suspects were Brazilian Fernanda (does she ever take a…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Busy Wesnesday afternoon at the PH....

Busy Wesnesday afternoon at the PH. This has been my Club of choice for the past few years. This is a bizarre place as there are some super hot Brazilians (Erica, Samantha, Leah) mixed in with…

Wild Rose (was TNT Gentlemans Club)

Watertown, Wisconsin

As many have said, the club...

As many have said, the club is basically in the middle of nowhere, nearly an hour from Madison and Milwaukee. A little difficult to find but you won't miss it when you drive by. The…

Gold Nugget Gentlemen's Club

Panama City, Florida

This was my first time here...

This was my first time here and I was surprised how good it was. I went in about 3PM and there was no cover. Drink prices were high $5 or $6 but they…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I did visit this club about...

I did visit this club about a year back, not much have changed except that billiards table is gone and three lines of couch have been placed. and now we can have sane fun what…

Vue Club (was Bare Elegance)

Clearwater, Florida

This club just plain sucks! I lost...

This club just plain sucks! I lost track of how many times it's changed names but the MO is always the same: Lots of apes in suits wanting to shake your hand and make you feel…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

one of the favorite places to...

one of the favorite places to visit! made another trip just this past weekend and once again this place did not disappoint. came in late tonight and it was packed as expected on a…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Haven't been in a while, ...

Haven't been in a while, and I know that clubs are cyclical, but the talent wasn't as strong as it has been in the past. The crowd was also less rough than I…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Stopped by on a recent Wednesday...

Stopped by on a recent Wednesday evening. I've been here about 6 times in the past few years. All weeknight visits. My earlier visits were definitely better than more recent visits. Seems like some of…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Went here on a Monday night...

Went here on a Monday night and was encouraged when I first walked in I saw three ladies I would consider VIP. Foes up thin brunette spinner tipped a .few bucks and told her to…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

Second time going. Starting to like...

Second time going. Starting to like this place. Went there on a cold afternoon. Kinda of slow it was me and 3 other customers. Some were drinking and some were talking to the dancers.…

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

Went there on a Sunday in...

Went there on a Sunday in February 2015. I walked in there on a Sunday night at about 1030. When I walked in there I was the only one there until I realized a…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

I've been a longtime fan of...

I've been a longtime fan of Portland strip clubs. There really isn't too bad of a club for me to go to. There are dives, but they're not disgusting dives. When I came to…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

I hadn't been here in a...

I hadn't been here in a year or more so I wasn't sure what to expect. I've had a few good times on previous visits but also have spent a lot of wasted time…

Elite Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, West Virginia

I'm in Charleston for the night,...

I'm in Charleston for the night, just passing through for work. I check out tuscl, Elite is the only club in Charleston. Unfortunately, I went there. What a disappointment. This is one of the worst…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Second visit to Scarlett's in the...

Second visit to Scarlett's in the past 2 months. And I've really enjoyed both afternoon visits. I went in with a couple of hours to kill around 1pm on a Monday afternoon.…

Soft Tails

DeLand, Florida

Clueless as always. How does...

Clueless as always. How does this place stay in business. They ask for my license to get in and they register it on their computer and look you up to determine whether you've…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

I will break up this review...

I will break up this review into 4 sections: I) Intro II) Club Layout III) Dancers IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: ------------- I do a lot of SCing but may have visited this club only once; maybe twice, in the past that I…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

After trying several spots around Baltimore,...

After trying several spots around Baltimore, Scores has quickly become my go to spot. Hands down the best looking girls in Baltimore, and the atmosphere in the club is always very upbeat and fun. The…

The Nine O Five Lounge

Pickering, Ontario

After hearing so much about this...

After hearing so much about this place, I decided to drop in and see what it's all about. The location is pretty far from me, but it was worth the trip. Immediately, I was surprised…

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, Arizona

This is my second time here...

This is my second time here since the remodel. I have to say - it's now one of the nicer clubs in Phoenix. So far - no cover, but I'm guessing that will…

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OT: Big Poppas: The Athletes With the Most Children by the Most Women

http://www.complex.com/sports/2014/06/athletes-with-the-most-children-by-the-most-women/ The #s increase as you go down the list

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PIMP GAME

So again based on the ingenious suggestions from Nukam I have ventured into to the SC dive scene with the intention of hooking up with strippers. It's been tricky and expensive. So here's what I'm observing so far. If…

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Dancer Systems

My relationship with the DS has taught me quite a bit about the systems that dancers employ to get the most money possible from PLs. Here's one example. If a guy wants to do a VIP dance with…

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Follies Thu April 23

I am going to meet jabberwock there for his first visit to the club. Verybigdawg, Bubb267 & snowtime said that they would see if they can stop in. We should be meeting up around noon if anyone else cares to…

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Ode to my 50-year-old stripper

Quiet Saturday afternoon at the club and we meet again as we have so many times before: neighborly chat at the table, a little more cuddling and chat upon getting to the couches and then three songs of intense grinding…

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Need new ideas for stage music and costumes/outfits

Looking for ideas to spice up my routine. I feel like its getting boring with the same old 1st song topless second song naked blah blah blah routine. I want some new tunes or new outfits to change things up…

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Feature Dancers

Do you like the porn Feature Dancers? I saw a feature last night, mostly by accident (was at the club, and didn't realize there was a feature that night). I've always found them underwhelming, and it's always amused…

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Strip Club Habits

Wondering how I compare with others....(A scientific survey. LOL) How much do you, on average, spend at a strip club? Do you save up for one big blow out once in awhile or go often but spend smaller amounts of money? How…

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The World Would be a Better Place If...

1. The Designated Hitter Rule was banned. 2. McDonald's would bring back the McSkillet Burrito 3. Piercings, Tattoos, and Cell Phones were banned in strip clubs.

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OT: Income Inequality

So apparently Hilary now wants to convince us that she is really, deep down, just an everyday, average gal who really relates to and is eager to fight for the middle class. Because her campaign workers said that's what she…

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She's got more balls than most men I know

http://dailym.ai/1DynPlY

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I have started to spend more...

I have started to spend more visits at the Cricket and for several reasons: The drive is only four minutes longer then to the flight club/bogarts (Plus much lower skank factor then bogarts. and…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I finished up trip in North...

I finished up trip in North Atlanta at 5 PM so knowing I wasn't going to get anywhere on the interstate at that time of the day, I decided to spend a couple hours in…

Power Strip Gentlemens Club

Detroit, Michigan

After quick checks of little to...

After quick checks of little to no action at 3 othe Michigan Ave clubs (Bogarts, Criket, and Venus), I thought I would try Chix and see if things were open during day. As mentioned…

Scores New York

New York, New York

The club is nice updated and...

The club is nice updated and has a vegasy feel though kind of small a oddly laid out. Not surprisingly it is pretty costly as well, after all it's Manhattan. But it seemed…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

My final stop trying to find...

My final stop trying to find someplace on Friday with life. H8S was no different business wise. Arrived, no one on stage. Only two girls working and both occupied. Katelyn is…

Mansion Gentlemen's Club & Steakhouse

Newburgh, New York

This is the first time that...

This is the first time that I have ever been to a strip club, and enjoyed the food more than the dancers. Don't get me wrong, the girls were pretty and didn't hassle me…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

We visit Brad's Brass Flamingo last...

We visit Brad's Brass Flamingo last Monday. This was my first time to strip club and I did have a great time there. The cover and drink are not expensive. I guess that's might be…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

I've been to 1320 club quite...

I've been to 1320 club quite a few times, and have had some great experiences. The last 2 times were quite disappointing. I went on a prior Wednesday, when I knew that a certain hot…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

My first visit. Booze and boobs...

My first visit. Booze and boobs to the left, juice and vag to the right. No cover til 8pm for 21+; $10 and one drink min after that. $20 and unlimited N/A drinks for 18-20.…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

My other reviews have documented the...

My other reviews have documented the features of the club already. I think this is going to be my last review of Inner Room and possibly my last visit there. I thought about…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

My first visit here was a...

My first visit here was a short and sweet 1 hour visit in March. I parked in the ample parking lot which was about a quarter full at 2pm. Sauntered in past the…

Club Femme Nu

Honolulu, Hawaii

Decided to stop by Femme Nu...

Decided to stop by Femme Nu since I was on the Island. From the big island and had some business in Oahu. Went in around 11:30. Place was semi packed. There…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

The Landing Strip provided the best...

The Landing Strip provided the best overall experience of the five Detroit-area clubs I visited on a recent business trip (everybody needs a hobby, right?). The club is easy to find--I-94 to Wayne Road…

Thee Body Shop Cabaret

Greenville, North Carolina

Finally tried this club, what a...

Finally tried this club, what a disappointment . Poorly managed by two buffoons who I was told are part owners. Poorly lit parking area in the middle of no where. Poor signage to the…

Villalola

Barcelona, Spain

Its basically a brothel in disguise...

Its basically a brothel in disguise of a strip club. Upon entry which is free, its like a small room which has a passage to walk and along side there is a tiny bar. There…

Al's Diamond Cabaret

Reading, Pennsylvania

Basics: $15 cover for a special event....

Basics: $15 cover for a special event. Cannot confirm the typical cover. $4.50 for a Yuengling $25 nude dances. Since I had never been to Al's I used the feature dancing appearance Gianna Michaels and Sophie Dee as an…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

I went here two days side...

I went here two days side by side ....combinin' two reviews for you .... accesssible by bus or a 20-30 dollar cab from downtown .... when you come in bar is on your left and…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

I had not been in a...

I had not been in a while, especially night shift. I was hanging out with a friend and we decided to check it out. Sadly, nothing has changed; dancer quality at best is below average…

Lulu's

Cleveland, Ohio

Stopped in at the Cleveland bar...

Stopped in at the Cleveland bar after a years absence. Well they did some light remodeling. No more countless Marilyn Monroe pictures. The bartop dancing is gone as they removed the overhead bar and poles.…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I went there in January 2015,...

I went there in January 2015, they were in the middle of remodeling and the place smelled of sawed wood. The booths and chairs appeared to be somewhat new, much better than when I…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Another roll into the CP. ...

Another roll into the CP. My first point is, don't even bother going here until after 8 pm at the earliest. That's when a shift change occurs, and (a) there will be more…

Club Rouge

Richmond, Virginia

Have visited club rouge multiple times...

Have visited club rouge multiple times over the past couple of years. Most of the girls are friendly. Some of the girls here are really hot. $10 entry fee and $5 car parking. Club allows…

Essex Gentleman's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I have been here several times...

I have been here several times with varied success, and with Fox's closed for remodeling, I decided to give it a go down the street to Essex. I got there about 2 pm and did not…

Diamond Men's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

I was hesitant to write this...

I was hesitant to write this review since the folks at the club were very nice to me, but I was less than thrilled by my visit. To start, I showed up early enough in the…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

In the area and decided as...

In the area and decided as no cover charge at 6pm to go in for a drink and see if anything was worth spending money on.....big mistake. Sat by the bar and a dancer came…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Stopped by on Saturday night, very...

Stopped by on Saturday night, very busy. Typical of a Saturday night especially with nice weather. Lots of girls roaming around, tough to focus when it's a mob scene like this, a couple of nice…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

Went to this spot last night...

Went to this spot last night for the first time - located in Sunset Park it can be hit or miss - but the area was relatively safe and well lit. I got there around 8pm…

Club Pro

Vaughan, Ontario

I usually visit my closest club,...

I usually visit my closest club, but its the same girls in the same outfits so It's getting a bit boring. I decided to hit up Club Pro as its the 2nd closest club to…

Gigi Lounge

Brook Park, Ohio

This place is a little whole...

This place is a little whole in the wall. The main stage is kinda small with the second stage being nothing more then an elevated pole in the middle of the floor. This place…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Went to the hugger with a...

Went to the hugger with a buddy for our annual spring trip. We got there mid afternoon, entered in and it was not as smoky as normal. Got a pitcher of light beer for…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Lot's of girls, lot's of specials,...

Lot's of girls, lot's of specials, if you're into couch dances, they run 2 for 30 a lot, drinks are reasonable for strip club, example- 2 pbr and $5 rum and coke on special. I…

Club 516

Old Bridge Township, New Jersey

I have visited this club several...

I have visited this club several times. The quality of the girls varies. It is bikini, but many girls flash at the bar. Drink prices are average, with daily $2/$3 specials.…

Classy Chassy

Indianapolis, Indiana

After going to CC’s for a...

After going to CC’s for a few Tuesdays to take advantage of the $10 couch dances, I decided to go on a Friday night to see how the place is on a weekend. There were…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

The club can be hard to...

The club can be hard to find for those not familiar with the area. Take I-80 to the White Haven (Rte. 437) exit and go towards White Haven. At the 1st stop sign, take…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Scarletts has become my favorite nudie...

Scarletts has become my favorite nudie bar in South Florida. The dancers are of high quality and friendly without being pushy. The club is much smaller than the nearby Tootsies and about the same size…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Gentlemen's club set up has not...

Gentlemen's club set up has not changed. Parking is free and easy in a strip mall lot right off 77. The club is spacious and dark. Chairs could be updated. A…

Knockouts

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Went to Knockouts late on a...

Went to Knockouts late on a Wednesday afternoon. It has been awhile since I have been there, and they have rearranged the VIP booths again, back to the way they were before the last rearrangement.…

Boom Boom Gentlemen's Club

Mission, Texas

I went to this club because...

I went to this club because of the other reviews and it did not disappoint. I ended up going here about 4 times well I visit Texas. The ladies are very friendly and touchy. Can…

Source Du Sexe

Dollard-des-Ormeaux, Quebec

Ok so I was visiting Montreal...

Ok so I was visiting Montreal for the first time and my bro and I decided to give this place a try. We were looking for an opportunity that could get us away for a…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

In town visiting a friend stationed...

In town visiting a friend stationed at the air base last weekend and got a room at a timeshare just a few blocks down the road and had some time to kill so I headed…

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4/20/15

420 is Monday boys!!! What are you doing to celebrate? Smoke be thick above Civic Center Park

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Comments

Has anyone made it to 20,000 Comments? If not, who will be the first?

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Crazy Horse in SF

Did this club used to be called Market Street Cinena a few years ago?I'm watching what appears to be a rerun of Ghost Adventures on the Travel Channel and that name doesn't show on the list. Just curious.

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Richmond Virginia clubs

I just got tickets to the Nascar race in Richmond next weekend with some folks from work. Not sure if I'll have a chance to get to any clubs while I'm there since we will be driving in from Cincinnati…

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Dancer Lawsuits

Was just flipping thru the classified ads of a free alternative newspaper (Miami New Times) and saw an ad from a law office out of Houston, TX that seems to be specializing in this area and they provided the following…

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Portland clubs

I'm going to be in Portland the week after next. It's kinda hard to figure out the clubs from the reviews cause there are so many of them so I'd appreciate any suggestions on clubs from Portland regulars. I've…

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offtopic, Walmart has way underreported earnings, apparently using them to build

I just don't understand where they are putting all the dirt and how tanks are going through walmart doors. http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1064268/pg1 That is if reports from a conspiracy web site can be believed. Sounds more believable than the guy who said the sky is…

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OT: What do you do when false things are said about you on the internet?

Does anyone have an idea about how to get this trash off the internet? http://www.uselessjunk.net/showthread.php?388713-Worst-strip-club-you-ve-been-to/page2 I found some guys on a random website passing around photos of me and saying how I was not female at all. My feelings are…

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Dancing customers

When I was at MBOT with the DS, she really wanted to dance on stage. It's a very unique stage set up which she wanted to try out. I considered asking management for permission. The only reason…

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Bad Mother

Rachel Lenhardt is a very bad mother and clearly has some serious problems, but I would really, really like to get to know her. Story here: http://tinyurl.com/mmxo8fj Pix here: http://imgur.com/gallery/pSLBV

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What's happing to South Carolina clubs?

Most Myrtle Beach clubs have been shut down. Greenville Platinum is about to be shut down. Is Columbia next? http://www.greenvilleonline.com/story/news/local/2015/04/17/solicitor-seeks-close-strip-club-lawsuit/25962933/

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Not a substitute for Viagra.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3043648/Dentist-removed-German-patients-teeth-bid-cure-erectile-dysfunction-ordered-pay-14-000-compensation.html

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Was Anyone Else In The Cub Scouts And Wonders If Their Den Mother Was Secretly A

Or is it just me?

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Getting Hustled?

From what I can tell, my ATF is a pretty good hustler. She has a number of guys that take her shopping, give her expensive gifts, do favors for her, and pay her to go out with them (apparently…

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Stripper boyfriend candidate

In case you know a stripper who is in the market for a boyfriend, here is a very attractive candidate. http://dailym.ai/1zqshPF

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What did I miss?

I've been engrossed in a 19 year old fantasy for the past four days, and only had a very brief opportunity to check tuscl. What did I miss?

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Lawsuit seeks to legalize prostitution in California

http://www.local12.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/Lawsuit-seeks-to-legalize-prostitution-in-California-116515.shtml

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Depressed

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, the NBA's all-time leading scorer, had quadruple bypass surgery today. Dang, he played until he was 42. He was thin. If even he developed heart disease, how the hell are the rest of us old fat…

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Broke my cherry!

I did something I've never done, propped a review, below. This place as got to be the shill review capital of the world. The below review, however, pretty much parallels my experiences there, AND he didn't get ripped off which…

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Four types of dancers

I've noticed I can roughly divide dancer hustle styles into four broad categories. 1) Professional Hustlers. These girls are at the club to work. They want to extract every dollar they can from any available customer. They provide good…

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Adiós, Sábado Gigante

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/envelope/cotown/la-et-ct-spanish-tv-staple-sabado-gigante-to-end-its-run-after-53-years-on-the-air-20150416-story.html

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Hilarious video about getting old

My grandma sent me this https://youtu.be/LR2qZ0A8vic

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Stripping not allowed in Saskatchewan, unless it's for charity

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/saskatchewan-strip-club-ban-to-make-exception-for-charitable-events/article23993088/

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CrazyJoe and 10K posts!

I was wondering why CrazyJoe posted more than 100 replies on a random rickdugan thread! But it looks like CrazyJoe now has 10,069 posts! Brilliant!

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Tanning bed pics :)

http://imgbox.com/g/4w8cCWVH6c

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Joke of the Day

Q. What begins with a " C" ends with a "T", has a "U and a "N" in it, is hairy on the outside and wet on the inside? A. A coconut.

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And this is why we don't pay upfront...

All my instincts told me that she was not a good OTC candidate. When I was finally starting to brush her off, intimating that she were probably not on the same page, she made every effort to claim otherwise.…

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Unusual strip club neighbors

What is the most unusual / unlikely / odd thing you have seen neighboring a strip club? For example... The Diamond Cabaret in Plattsburgh, New York (which closed several years ago) was located across the street from a church which appeared to…

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More Anti-SC shit it seems

Many of us pervs are familiar with Inner Room in Cocoa Beach, FL – it’s a nice little spot with good mileage and very affordable. This club is especially liked since it’s near the metropolis of Orlando and Orlando totally sucks…

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If a Stripper has Sex With You.....

Does that mean she is attracted to you? I know that strippers don't have to have sex and in fact many clubs would fire girls for doing that. I have actually had sex with a couple strippers in the…

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Florida going downhill...

How will this affect clubs? Make them more attractive as a place to acquire a "date"? http://miami.cbslocal.com/2015/04/16/paying-for-sex-in-florida-could-become-more-costly/

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The Last Man On Earth

How does a show with that title have 6 characters?

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Dancer Fees ?

I don’t often chit chat w/ dancers too much in the SC; I’m a grind-and-bye type of PL for the most part – so IDK that much about the inner-workings of SCs. Do you guys have any idea what dancers at…

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Supply of Dancers ?

Here in South Florida; over the last 2 years or so I have seen some nice clubs open and never really get off the ground – i.e. they seemed not to be able to attract enough good dancers and thus…

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So what's up with the Secret Service?.......

Guys with knives barging into the White House, drones and gyrocopters landing on the lawn. No wonder China, Russia, and of course Iran keep sticking it to us (more nuclear reactors). We can't even protect a lawn.

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Simply Opinions

What's the oldest age you would classify a female as a Sugarbaby? Age range for a MILF? Youngest age for a Cougar? I get SPAM all the time advertising for each and is see 50 year olds listed as Sugarbabies and 22 year…

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Which would you rather date ? A pornstar or stripper

If you had to oppertunity or were forced to would you rather date a pornstar or a stripper and why ?

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Non brilliant move by pervert! :(

Recommendation- do not Jack off in a supermarket and flick your jizm on a woman you don't know! http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/16/porn-addict-disney-worker-charged-for-masturbating-in-supermarket-and-throwing-semen-on-woman-5152567/

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I'm not sure whether this makes me more or less like to fly Delta!

Delta's facebook got hacked with an oral sex post! What do you think about the penis fish? I found them disturbing! http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/11/flying-low-airline-posts-about-oral-sex-on-its-official-facebook-page-5058015/ I'm not sure they're brilliant enough to keep track of my SkyMiles if the can't even keep their facebook secure!

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Is there any BBW strip clubs in Atl??

I am relocating in October and I have never been there. I heard Atlanta changes peoples lives...so, i'm giving it a shot. I want to start stripping because I have fabulous assets: however, I am overweight i'm 5'8 & 188…

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This might work in U.S. strip clubs. :)

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/japanese_game_show_where_the_contestants_get_hand_jobs

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I need to go back to high school! High school is brilliant!

I loved high school! I could get A's without studying! My parents had no expectations of me! I even dated a cheerleader! It was brilliant! ;) Now it is filled with hot teachers that want to fuck you! www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/02/kayla-mooney-teacher-sex_n_6992046.html It would be…

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Which would you choose?

Let's say you only have $60. Would you rather spend It on a BBBJ from a not so attractive 250 lb stripper or a 3 song lap dance from a young fit stripper with a great body who grinds well…

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Is whistling at girls on the street sexual harassment?

I'm seeing a story on new York news about signs for no cat calling zones. I remember in college some girls kept whistling at me when I walked by a certain building. I thought it was disappointing I couldn't see…

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[OT]Trivia question: Who went on a date with 19-year-old Hillary?

http://www.salon.com/2015/04/14/robert_reich_hillarys_values_arent_the_problem_partner/ I thought the above testimonial about Hillary written by Robert Reich was interesting and well-written. It goes over some of the major Dem talking points (like resurrecting Glass-Steagall) that I parrot on a regular basis. For most of you deranged…

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Alcohol and pot can lead to non-brilliant parenting decisions! :(

I wonder if the mom in this story is a stripper! (No disrespect to Diva or poledancer who are just brilliant!) http://gawker.com/horny-mom-threw-teen-daughter-a-naked-twister-sex-party-1697948520 Executive summary: 1. Mom provides alcohol and pot for 16-year old daughter and friends! 2. Mom plays naked twister! 3. Mom fucks one…

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The Wangcaster....the guitar with balls of tone.......

Hellllo Detroit! Are you ready to rock out?.....scuse me while I whip this out http://www.q107.com/2014/03/25/wangcaster-guitar-for-sale/

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George R.R. Martin

I saw a man sitting at the bar at a Detroit strip club last night who looked like George R. R. Martin. An overweight man in his 60's wearing a cap and with a big gray beard. Martin is the…

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School For Strippers - Busted.

http://news.yahoo.com/school-strippers-might-kept-going-not-noise-165803153.html

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This guy doesn’t necessarily look for value

From a recent review of PT’s in Denver: “… I saw Farrah dancing on a table so went after her. She was super hot and friendly. I gave her $30 on stage so she came right back to me after she…

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Derby

Anybody coming to Louisville for Derby? Just curious.

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OT: Aaron Hernandez found guilty of first-degree murder

Just when I thought celebrities could no longer be convicted of murder. http://nypost.com/2015/04/15/aaron-hernandez-found-guilty-of-first-degree-murder/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=breakingnews_exclusives&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Breaking%2520News

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New Pics

http://imgbox.com/g/QpeRspIU62

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Charlotte McKinney nude selfies! Brilliant?

The brilliant is followed by a question mark because I'm not convinced they're actual McKinney boobs! What do you think? ;) http://drunkenstepfather.com/2015/04/14/alleged-charlotte-mckinney-leaked-pics-day

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Does she like me?

I'm fairly new to the visiting gentlemans club and at the moment its got me a little confused so i was wondering if i could seek some advice? I first visited the place i am now going to over 18 months…

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Do me a favor.

Somebody tell Avalon from PP Cola to return my garage door opener.

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Your SC lies

Part of the club scene are the lies. Strippers have fake names. Sometimes they have fake "back stories"--lies about being single or not having a man, attending school, life goals, etc. They spend most of their time pretending they like…

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Who's into on line dating?

TURNER, OR (KPTV) - An Oregon woman in an online relationship with a man from Alabama set up a table with candles and wine glasses for their first meeting. She told him to close his eyes, according to court documents, and then…

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She had an Adam's Apple

Fuck. The girl wasa beautiful. She was also funny and great to talk to. And then she swallowed a drink a bought her and I noticed that she had a fucking Adam's Apple. Fuck!!

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Butt fucked

I just cut the biggest check ever for my taxes.I feel molested.

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Sarah Palin: Hot or Not.....um, we clearly know what this guy thinks

Got MILF? http://gawker.com/is-this-guy-sporting-a-chubby-next-to-sarah-palin-or-na-1697474656

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New Member but Not New to Strip Clubbing

Hey everyone I am looking forward to joining in on the discussions with all the pros. I just wrote a couple reviews but they haven't been approved yet. Anyway I have been going to strip clubs for about five years…

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If Founder gave out TUSCL tee-shirts and caps, would you want or buy one?

Just a simple TUSCL design. I think I would, cuz most people would wonder what it means. A good conversation starter

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Me and Juice on the way to da strip club

https://38.media.tumblr.com/98a7814a263616cda9fd4539a6b33bb6/tumblr_n0nckerATI1spmalmo1_400.gif

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When a man loves a woman.

Rip Percy Sledge.

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Va Jay Jay names?

A recent discussion on vagina's had me looking up a definition of "Tackle Box." I stumbled upon this in the Urban Dictionary for a listing of all kinds of slang names for Vaginas... I don't know why I find this so…

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Suck My Balls

I was getting a BBBJ in a club last night, and I asked the dancer to suck my balls. She absolutely refused! I was nonplussed. I can understand it if a dancer does not suck dick.…

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Get robbed for $600 bucks, give the club 4.5 star review?

I don't know how to link directly to this review, but dude reviewed Cheetah Pompano (https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=2994) and claims to have been robbed but he not only stayed at the club after that but he also rated it 8 or better…

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Good article, Feminists overreach with equal pay for equal work day

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/feminists-overreach-with-equal-pay-day-2015-04-13?mod=MW_story_recommended_default&Link=obnetwork What it comes down to is when you compare equal pay for equal work and hours worked, type of job, education level, etc. the pay is pretty much equal. Feminists want extra rights to sue and get advantages men will not…

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Fun last weekend

Here is what Dukey and I did last weekend. I was filming that crazy ass little shit! : https://youtu.be/_AWqubU80m0

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How many of your watch Big Bang

Those nerds supposedly live in Pasadena, they are college professors therefore earn good money, they live in shitty apartments and don't have cars. This equals a lot of extra cash and they are a very short distance from COI. Why…

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Done with my ATF

I apologize in advance for the long post and any typos (did this on my phone). I've seen quite a few posts on here about when you "break up" with your ATF. I knew going into it that it would…

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The Highest Lap Dance Price

Was at a club last night with the most expensive lap dance price I've ever seen. $60 for a nude lap dance! It seemed like a normal 2.5-3 min song, and no I did not pay that price.…

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Ricks Tally Ho,Buffalo NY

Anybody remember a stripper named Malibu? She wrote a book through her online creative writing degree called,"Stripped Alive".I would love to get a copy of it.

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A Stripper Selfie

A dancer had been sitting at my table for 20 minutes. She pulled out her iPhone and handed it to me. Dancer: "Take a selfie of me." Me: "I think that's called a photograph." Dancer: "Huh?"

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Couple friendly strip club in NYC

Looking for a strip club in NYC that has good private couples lap dances (Male/Female). We went to 4play in Los Angeles and really liked it. Any suggestions?

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New Master Race Coming?

Scientists Say That Women With Bigger Butts Give Birth To Smarter Kids http://www.sciencetimes.com/articles/3507/20150303/scientists-say-that-women-with-bigger-butts-give-birth-to-smarter-kids.htm Does this mean that Black dudes are going to have the smartest kids, making Black people the real master race?

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From the frying pan into the fire.

Went from a stripper that acted like a child to a stripper that has a child.Somebody talk me out of this.You know why I'm there.

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Fayetteville, NC, 2:00 AM

According to the Fayetteville Observer, a Fort Bragg solider was killed early last Friday morning after an altercation outside "an adult entertainment club," the Pearl Necklace. There had been a verbal exchange in the parking lot about 2:00 AM,…

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Another sports topic.

The recent "Future HOFer Troy Polamalu retires" was interesting. Below is a link to "Top 20 NFL Players Who Lost Everything". Scanning through it, one really has to say WTF!!! http://www.thesportster.com/football/top-20-nfl-players-who-lost-everything/?utm_source=TS-FB-B&utm_medium=Facebook-Distribution&utm_campaign=TS-FB-B

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me

http://imgbox.com/g/OqUC3txIj4

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Do you share?

Do you share your knowledge? We have knowledge about how to fuck gorgeous young women that most of the guys in the country have no clue about. For example I was reading a forum discussion about using escorts…

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My old reviews

Anybody ever go back and read your old reviews? I just did mine and it's kinda fun. It's like going back in time and watching your evolution as a strip club connoisseur. For the most part the reviews…

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Dear Coleen: I had sex with 25 men at a party and now I'm pregnant, what should

Dear Coleen, I have been really stupid. I went to a party recently and got very drunk and had sex with all the guys there. There was porn on the TV and, stupidly, I decided to copy it. Now I’ve discovered that I’m…