I found a few open afternoon...

I found a few open afternoon hours on a recent trip to Miami and headed to The Body Shop based on TUSCL input. The club is easy to find, but far from the highway so the trip there takes a while. The parking lot is rough, big holes and fairly undefined. I found room to park, but the lot is small, so my guess is that parking can be an issue. I arrived at 3 pm and a number of dancers were showing up. I assume this was the mid shift.

No cover or pat down as I entered and it was both loud and dark inside. I like dark when getting dances, not so much when trying to navigate in a new club. There were a number of dancers sitting at the bar, most on their phones. The bartender gave me a big welcome, the dancers kept looking at their phones. Beers were 3 dollars, a good price. After a few songs, a dancer sitting near me at the bar apoached me. We talked for a bit. She said that she was in her first week working here and is actually from Atlanta where she does Not dance. She then started showing me photos of herself in a bikini on her phone. I thought this was odd as we are in a strip club. Eventually, she got to the shots without the bikini, and then she asked for a dance. She was attractive and had some booty, so I said sure.

We moved to a booth in the corner and she began her act. Clearly, she was.doing a slow tease, which was not my thing. After 3 dances, I asked of she was ever going to rub me? She did, but with a half hearted effort. Next.

As soon as she left, dancer #2 approached. I get a story that made no sense, (imagine that ), she was in her 2nd day here because her regular club asked her to take a few weeks off. She then tells me she doesn't drink, do drugs, and her ex tells her that her BJ's suck. Interesting sales pitch. I am a PL and was running out of time, so I asked for a dance. She got nude quickly, had a very fit body but didn't really dance. She sat cowgirl and gave me this sensual rub on my neck, shoulders and chest. It actually felt very good, but I was hoping for hands in my shorts. I suggest that and she tells me that she can't do that out here.

So, I had great expectations and the club did not meet them. I did not do a good job selecting dancers, my fault. Also, I was in a bit of a rush, timewise. I would try again as I see the potential, but it just was one of those YMMV in the wrong way days.