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New strip club city to try?

shailynn
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So I've been to most cities worth a damn for strip clubs but am I missing something? I have some airlines miles that I have to burn by the middle of july, shitty part is they are only good for domestic travel.

Phoenix, detroit, dallas, Houston, Atlanta, Miami, Tampa, Austin/san Antonio, baltimore, Vegas have all been done. Is there a metro area in the Midwest or east coast that I am missing? I of course would still like to try Portland and city of industry but those are too far for me for just a weekend considering I'm on the east coast. If I can't find a better alternative I'll probably just go to Vegas for the weekend - I can get a direct flight there so it's not too bad of a haul.

33 comments

  • warhawks
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    9 years ago

    Fly into San Diego and make the quick ride over to Tijuana and visit Hong Kong Club.

    I've been wanting to do this for quite a while, but haven't been able to do it as of yet.

    It's Definately on my strip club bucket list to do...
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    They have their own airport in TJ, very close to the Zona too. You could walk it.,

    But they also have HK Bar limo service.

    Better to walk across for San Yisidro?

    SJG
  • impala
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    9 years ago
    Akron Ohio is pretty good, and actually rather inexpensive (clubs and otherwise) so your money can go along way and have that much more fun.
  • rockstar666
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    9 years ago
    I've never been to Tijuana but that's #1 on my strip club bucket list.
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    @rockstar666, Which venue are you most interested in? HK Bar? Adelitas? Tropical? Dulce G? Street?

    It is all interesting to me and I want to try it all. In think though probably these strip clubs are the place to start. The cost could be much higher, like being shacked up in the hotel room with the girl and paying her for more rounds and then for room service food, in these HK bar type places.

    Street is interesting because those girls are the most free to make their own rules.

    SJG

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  • rockstar666
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    9 years ago
    SJG: I have no plans to go at the moment, but to answer your question: all of the above! LOL
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    I think the HK Bar is set up for affluent sex tourists, often people who come into the airport from different time zones.

    Then from there it gets to the less costly places and finally the street, catering to SoCal locals who walk across and won't be there for long, but are accustomed to Mexican culture.

    It is all interesting and very appealing to me.

    SJG
  • pensionking
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    9 years ago
    +1000 agree with Warhawks. TJ is at top of my mongering bucket list for sure. I, too, would fly into SD and commute. Is a passport or passport card really required??

    I would never go to Vegas for strip clubs. For casino hookers, sure. But not strip clubs. No value.

    If I was staying domestically, based on your list of locations already covered, I would say CT, NJ or RI would be next up -- but then again, I like the extras clubs. What about some of the dives in Harvey, IL or Gary, IN? You could even drive there, no?
  • JohnSmith69
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    9 years ago
    I think you've hit all the best cities that arent too far away. You could try Indianapolis or Lexington Ky but they are not up to the level of the other cities you listed, and not much to do there besides the strip clubs.
  • mikeya02
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    9 years ago
    Slicspic warned that Hong Kong can be kinda swishy. That means trannys. That's why my mexican friends said go to Adelita's
  • shadowcat
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    9 years ago
    If you have a passport, why not Toronto?
  • metaldude
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    9 years ago
    Timing is everything. Unfortunately you're just a little too late to come to Providence RI, where indoor prostitution used to be legal before they closed the loophole. It still can be fun but its not anything like it was.
  • impala
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    9 years ago
    A passport or passport card IS required to re-enter The United States at any ground crossing. Although not officially required to enter Mexico or Canada by ground, they won't let you enter without it because you will need it to come back.
  • JamesSD
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    9 years ago
    I finally put in paperwork to get my passport card to go check out HKB sometime.
  • shailynn
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    9 years ago
    Thanks for the responses. Yes I do have a passport and I have been to toronto and Montreal several times. If my miles were good for international travel I would have already decided to go to toronto.

    Indy, Nashville, Lexington - I've done all those too. I always was interested in providence RI but looks like that's a no go either. I've done Akron too and it's a little too sketchy for me considering the quality of the girls isn't worth the risk.

    Tijuana just sounds a little too risky for me, if I had friends with me then I'd do it but solo - no thanks. I have big enough balls to be driving on 8 mile in detroit in the middle of the night but apparently not big enough to do Tijuana alone. If SJG went with me then I'd consider it!!!
  • warhawks
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    9 years ago
    ^^^^ go during the day to HK.

    Nothing bad happens in Tijuana or Detroit during the day.... Except those darn 2AMer reports....
  • Papi_Chulo
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    9 years ago
    skibum609's latest review of Desire in Providence looks promising.
  • MrDeuce
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    9 years ago
    The man said "Is there a metro area in the Midwest or east coast that I am missing?" and so many say TJ! TJ! TJ! Sheesh. Given the impressive list of places you've already been, my recommendation would be to fly to Cleveland and visit as many as you can of: Christie's in Cleveland; Christie's in Canton; some dive bars in Akron -- cheap and extras-friendly; and the infamous Palace in the Pines in Lowellville, just east of Youngstown. That's what I would do in your situation.

    Here's another itinerary that is decidedly extras-friendly, though probably not for the faint of heart or the high of standard: fly to Pittsburgh and hit Partners Tavern in Erie/PA on Friday afternoon, the aforementioned Palace in the Pines on Friday night, and Fantasy's in New Cumberland//WV on Saturday night. (They're all closed on Sunday.)
  • Harderlap
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    9 years ago
    El Paso.
  • Harderlap
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    9 years ago
    El Paso.
  • shailynn
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    9 years ago
    I had always thought about El Paso....hmmmm

    MrDeuce - I appreciate your efforts - but I live outside of Pittsburgh right now and will be in Cleveland this weekend! lol So that's just a little drive for me... I've been to most of the places you've mentioned - actually all of then except Palace in the Pines. I actually like Christies in Cleveland although its just heavy petting lapdances...

    In the running:
    1. Houston (just because there's a soccermom I'm trying to bang down there in addition to the clubs)
    2. Vegas
    3. PHX
  • mikeya02
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    9 years ago
    Shailynn, ever been to McKeesport?
  • JamesSD
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    9 years ago
    I'd go Houston and fuck the soccer mom.
  • crazyjoe
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    9 years ago
    North Platte Nebraska
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    "If you have a passport, why not Toronto?"

    Because they don't have many Latina's in Toronto. The girls will be just like the white girls in that region of the US. Also because it will be too cold for the girls to dress the way I like when they are standing on the sidewalk.

    SJG

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  • shadowcat
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    9 years ago
    Fly to Buffalo NY and drive 25 miles to Niagara Falls.
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Why go anywhere when there is TJ's Zona?

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view…

    SJG

    Humble Pie
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  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
  • Jackmd
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    9 years ago
    I see you have never written a review for Baltimore. For sleasy fun its the place to go. I recommend the daytime though. Night time only if you like to give young thugs the home training they were not given.
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    Baltimore

    https://www.google.com/maps/@39.289766,-…

    Yes, it does look like their are interesting places there. Not as wild and wooly where I am. Certainly not San Jose, and usually not even San Francisco.

    SJG
  • MrDeuce
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    9 years ago
    Sorry, Shailynn -- I didn't realize you were near Pittsburgh. I would recommend Houston, too.
  • rickdugan
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    9 years ago
    Shailynn, it is not as much about visiting the right city per se, but rather finding the right clubs in those cities.

    For example, those guys who seem to be so in love with corporate clubs like PP or Baby Dolls are, in my humble opinion, missing out on the best clubs in places like Dallas or Greenville SC. Shit, if I had to choose a single city to visit solely for strip club purposes, it would definitely be Dallas. Tons of clubs, laid back attitudes, a plethora of OTC options, and lots of laid back byob nude clubs all make for great strip club adventures in my experience.
  • georgmicrodong
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    9 years ago
    @JohnSmith69: "Lexington, KY....not much to do there."

    Won't argue about the clubs there, as I haven't been in probably 10 years, but if you are into horses and racing at all, at all, there is plenty to do in Lexington. :)

    I'd suggest Louisville, where there's lots more other stuff to do, but in the opinion of many, the clubs aren't as good as some other places.
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