Enjoying Life with Strippers

just_the_nuts
It's quiet. It's early. My coffee is hot. The sky is still black. The world is still asleep. The day is coming. In a few moments it will arrive. It will roar down the track with the rising sun. The stillness of the dawn will be exchanged for the noise of the day. The calm of solitude will be replaced by the pounding pace of the human race. The refuge of the early morning will be invaded by decisions to be made and deadlines to be met.

For the next twelve hours I will be exposed to the day's demands. It's now that I must make choices.

I choose love. No occasions justifies hatred. No injustice warrants bitterness.

I choose joy. Life is the only real gift we have and it's free. This is heaven so live it up.

I choose peace. I will forgive others so that I may live free and forgiven myself.

I choose patience. Rather to complain that the wait is too long I will thank the higher for a chance to pray, meditate and reflect.

I choose kindness. I will be nice to those that will do me wrong.

I choose goodness. I will go without a dollar. I will confess before I accuse.

I will keep promises. My debtors will not regret their trust and my associates will not question my word.

I choose gentleness. Nothing is won by force. If I raise my voice may it be to praise. If I clinch my fist may it be to pray.

Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness.

To these I commit my day. If I succeed, I will give thanks. If I fail, I will seek the divine grace. And then, when this day is done, I will club my ass off then lay my head upon a pillow and rest!

May the gods of all of us help us all to live good and exciting lives in and out of our clubs ! May he give us good wine to drink and pretty women to make love to.

Much Love,

Juice

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shadowcat
9 years ago
More Plagerism from the troll.

When God Whispers Your Name

by Max Lucado • March 20
Chapter 11 Excerpt

Galations 5: 22

IT’S QUIET. It’s early. My coffee is hot. The sky is still black. The world is still asleep. The day is coming.
In a few moments the day will arrive. It will roar down the track with the rising of the sun. The stillness of the dawn will be exchanged for the noise of the day. The calm of solitude will be replaced by the pounding pace of the human race. The refuge of the early morning will be invaded by decisions to be made and deadlines to be met.
For the next twelve hours I will be exposed to the day’s demands. It is now that I must make a choice. Because of Calvary, I’m free to choose. And so I choose.
I choose love . . .
No occasion justifies hatred; no injustice warrants bitterness. I choose love. Today I will love God and what God loves.
I choose joy . . .
I will invite my God to be the God of circumstance. I will refuse the temptation to be cynical . . . the tool of the lazy thinker. I will refuse to see people as anything less than human beings, created by God. I will refuse to see any problem as anything less than an opportunity to see God.
I choose peace . . .
I will live forgiven. I will forgive so that I may live.
I choose patience . . .
I will overlook the inconveniences of the world. Instead of cursing the one who takes my place, I’ll invite him to do so. Rather than complain that the wait is too long, I will thank God for a moment to pray. Instead of clinching my fist at new assignments, I will face them with joy and courage.
I choose kindness . . .
I will be kind to the poor, for they are alone. Kind to the rich, for they are afraid. And kind to the unkind, for such is how God has treated me.
I choose goodness . . .
I will go without a dollar before I take a dishonest one. I will be overlooked before I will boast. I will confess before I will accuse. I choose goodness.
I choose faithfulness . . .
Today I will keep my promises. My debtors will not regret their trust. My associates will not question my word. My wife will not question my love. And my children will never fear that their father will not come home.
I choose gentleness . . .
Nothing is won by force. I choose to be gentle. If I raise my voice may it be only in praise. If I clench my fist, may it be only in prayer. If I make a demand, may it be only of myself.
I choose self-control . . .
I am a spiritual being. After this body is dead, my spirit will soar. I refuse to let what will rot, rule the eternal. I choose self-control. I will be drunk only by joy. I will be impassioned only by my faith. I will be influenced only by God. I will be taught only by Christ. I choose self-control.
Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control. To these I commit my day. If I succeed, I will give thanks. If I fail, I will seek his grace. And then, when this day is done, I will place my head on my pillow and rest.

From When God Whispers Your Name
Copyright (Thomas Nelson, 1994) Max Lucado
Clubber
9 years ago
Last time he was outed, "just_the_nuts, May 16, 2015 • Who is to say that isn't me under a different name it is the internet u know"

So now he'll claim to be Max.
DoctorPhil
9 years ago
“From When God Whispers Your Name
Copyright (Thomas Nelson, 1994) Max Lucado”


Copyright? Copyright?

uh oh, someone has some splainin’ to do. i think Founder may want a word
Diva1975
9 years ago
Well the sentiment was nice at least
Clubber
9 years ago
Diva,

Perhaps, but still illegal. Don't mess with the legal system, right? :)
shadowcat
9 years ago
WTF? No smart ass comment by Juice or his crew? Has the BIG mouth run out of bull shit to defend his actions?
just_the_nuts
9 years ago
Lol
just_the_nuts
9 years ago
Now guys i put my special sauce on it

Thanks for following me guys my true die hard fans

just_the_nuts
9 years ago
Diva your sweet baby
just_the_nuts
9 years ago
At least im finding legally creative ways to share the word of god to a bunch of degenerates lol...gods grace covers all sin even the sin of unbelief

No money was made from this articles so yea legal

Lol
just_the_nuts
9 years ago
In all honest ty no shadow no harsh words because i actually enjoy you guys and yoi guys make me a stronger, wiser me

I see you guys as my playful enemies...aka my friends
DoctorPhil
9 years ago
https://www.lib.purdue.edu/uco/Copyright…

Copyright infringement is the act of violating any of a copyright owner’s exclusive rights granted by the federal Copyright Act. There are three elements that must be in place in order for the infringement to occur.

1. The copyright holder must have a valid copyright.
2. The person who is allegedly infringing must have access to the copyrighted work.
3. The duplication of the copyrighted work must be outside the exceptions.

The legal penalties for copyright infringement are:

1. Infringer pays the actual dollar amount of damages and profits.
2. The law provides a range from $200 to $150,000 for each work infringed.
3. Infringer pays for all attorneys fees and court costs.
4. The Court can issue an injunction to stop the infringing acts.
5. The Court can impound the illegal works.
6. The infringer can go to jail.
GACA
9 years ago
Shadow the Sheriff of TUSCL county :)

Laying down the law.
just_the_nuts
9 years ago
Well i guess im going to hell just for having fun and using a creative touch to share the love of the lord with you people
DoctorPhil
9 years ago
and exactly who are you calling “you people”?

racist punk
just_the_nuts
9 years ago
Lol you you niggerfaggot lol
just_the_nuts
9 years ago
Fuck you joe
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