I got a letter from my car insurance company(Progressive) a few weeks ago.
I figured it was just my renewal notice(I also get renewal emails and renew online).
I finally opened the letter.
Cover letter: "We recently discovered that we charged you too much during one of your policy periods. The enclosed draft is reimbursement for that overcharge.
We're sorry for our mistake."
Me thinking yes free money. So the check is on the bottom of the next page. It's for $1 fucking dollar!!!
Suffice to say I'm pissed the banks are closed until Monday.


Stick that check into your boxers and you'll feel even more like a stripper.